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Sid70 02-09-2016 07:49 AM

Apple sucks.
 
My Macbook Pro is 6 years old and my iPhone 5 is 4 years old. Working smooth. Yes, Apple sucks.

gnawledge 02-09-2016 08:05 AM

Yes, I still have a 4 year old MacBook Air which works perfectly. The SSD was replaced once under warranty and would have been $580. Apple sucks so badly.

I think it's a learning curve for some. That's why they complain.

2MuchMark 02-09-2016 08:12 AM

I dropped my iPhone down the stairs around Christmas, and that piece of shit didn't break!

CaptainHowdy 02-09-2016 08:13 AM

Congrats I guess ...

L-Pink 02-09-2016 08:23 AM

My Macbook Pro has spent most of it's life vibrating in the saddlebag on my bike. Piece of shit works perfectly.

CurrentlySober 02-09-2016 08:32 AM

I use my iMac as a makeshift toilet, and it still switches on everyday... Utter Shit...

Porn academy 02-09-2016 08:34 AM

Completely rubbish, My macbook pro broke outside warranty and Apple fixed it for free.

shake 02-09-2016 08:39 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ********** (Post 20725103)
I dropped my iPhone down the stairs around Christmas, and that piece of shit didn't break!

Get some tips from Richards daughter, she seems to smash hers every week.

NakedWomenTime 02-09-2016 08:39 AM

I throw my Mac Book Pro like a frisbee for my dog every day, and he goes and fetches it ... it still works though ... for use as a table mat.

Manfap 02-09-2016 08:41 AM

My samsung phone is 5 years old, has gone through the washing machine and still works.

I had to wrestle the wife's sony off her after 7 years as it was running xp.

Why do you think it's just apple that doesn't break?

Sid70 02-09-2016 08:41 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by gnawledge (Post 20725098)
Yes, I still have a 4 year old MacBook Air which works perfectly. The SSD was replaced once under warranty and would have been $580. Apple sucks so badly.

I think it's a learning curve for some. That's why they complain.

Have replaced HDD with SSD too after 5 years of use.

Sid70 02-09-2016 08:42 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Manfap (Post 20725131)
My samsung phone is 5 years old, has gone through the washing machine and still works.

I had to wrestle the wife's sony off her after 7 years as it was running xp.

Why do you think it's just apple that doesn't break?

I was always unhappy with my other devices, here and there, never that good as my apple devices.

Sly 02-09-2016 09:04 AM

I am typing from my circa 1998 Compaq. Beat that!

CAHEK 02-09-2016 09:12 AM

Windblows is better ?

420 02-09-2016 09:20 AM

The first car I bought in 1986 still runs like new.

http://i.imgur.com/6Qg4POE.jpg

Mediamix 02-09-2016 09:32 AM

My computer never stopped working since 1924!

http://i.imgur.com/1kYOaen.jpg

2MuchMark 02-09-2016 09:37 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mediamix (Post 20725180)
My computer never stopped working since 1924!

http://i.imgur.com/1kYOaen.jpg


How many gigs ya got on that thing?

NickBaer 02-09-2016 04:16 PM

I never used my MacBook Pro that I got as a backup for my Mac Mini, so I sold it and got an Android Tablet with Touchscreen and Detachable Keyboard. $150.

Now I'm MacMini with 24-inch monitor, iPhone6, and Android Tablet (Jellybean).

I need one Android device since I wrote an Android App I got rid of the Samsung Galaxy phone as well, which served as the ONE Android device until last week.

2MuchMark 02-09-2016 04:30 PM

I hate all those Super-cool Windows users. They're like "Hey, I'm so cool, I use Windows". Hipster douchbags. It's like they're all in a cult or something. Scary.

AntonMG 02-09-2016 04:36 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ********** (Post 20725539)
I hate all those Super-cool Windows users. They're like "Hey, I'm so cool, I use Windows". Hipster douchbags. It's like they're all in a cult or something. Scary.

I see what you did there :1orglaugh

nico-t 02-09-2016 04:38 PM

congrats on buying stuff that should work. I think i'll make a thread about my 3 year old tv that still works, like it should. Next i'll make a thread about my old casio calculator that works, like it should. And after that i will make a thread about the coffee table that still works like it should.

mineistaken 02-09-2016 04:39 PM

Wow, whole 6 years! Congrats.
I change my personal computers every 7 years by the way. And not because they stop working.

Sid70 02-09-2016 04:58 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by nico-t (Post 20725549)
congrats on buying stuff that should work. I think i'll make a thread about my 3 year old tv that still works, like it should. Next i'll make a thread about my old casio calculator that works, like it should. And after that i will make a thread about the coffee table that still works like it should.

Quote:

Originally Posted by mineistaken (Post 20725549)
Wow, whole 6 years! Congrats.
I change my personal computers every 7 years by the way. And not because they stop working.

http://25.media.tumblr.com/686f8e0ee...1fnwo1_400.gif

sandman! 02-09-2016 05:03 PM

congrats but who cares ? so what a laptop runs for 6 years :2 cents::2 cents::2 cents:

Sid70 02-09-2016 05:12 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by sandman! (Post 20725574)
congrats but who cares ? so what a laptop runs for 6 years :2 cents::2 cents::2 cents:

http://i.onionstatic.com/avclub/4442/06/16x9/1200.jpg

nico-t 02-09-2016 05:30 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sid70 (Post 20725581)

she looks ill. Probably HIV

VSKevin 02-09-2016 05:35 PM

Totally over the Apple vs. Android argument...

http://www.quickmeme.com/img/b4/b40b...e73f92c1ea.jpg

This gave some insight on Apple though, but still resulted in the same "I don't care":
Apple takes its eye off the ball: Why Apple fans are really coming to hate Apple software - LA Times

CaptainHowdy 02-09-2016 05:36 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by nico-t (Post 20725597)
she looks ill. Probably HIV

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh ...

SomeCreep 02-09-2016 06:38 PM

I can't imagine life without my Macbook. Imagine using Windows?? God, that would be so awful, like living in poverty and going to bed hungry every night.

mineistaken 02-09-2016 06:41 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SomeCreep (Post 20725638)
I can't imagine life without my Macbook. Imagine using Windows?? God, that would be so awful, like living in poverty and going to bed hungry every night.

Good parody of apple fanboy :thumbsup:1orglaugh

SBJ 02-09-2016 07:09 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by nico-t (Post 20725549)
congrats on buying stuff that should work. I think i'll make a thread about my 3 year old tv that still works, like it should. Next i'll make a thread about my old casio calculator that works, like it should. And after that i will make a thread about the coffee table that still works like it should.

I bought my Sony PS3 for myself Dec 2007 and it still works today 2016. I use it to watch blu rays and 3d blu rays all the time and besides updates from time to time I've never had a single issue with it

MiamiBoyz 02-09-2016 07:11 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sid70 (Post 20725083)
My Macbook Pro is 6 years old and my iPhone 5 is 4 years old. Working smooth. Yes, Apple sucks.

How small is your cock?


No really...how SMALL must it be.


http://49.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lj...aib3o1_400.gif

ErectMedia 02-09-2016 07:49 PM

iPhone 6
iPhone 4S
2 Apple TV Devices

all run flawless, will dump the 4S when the 7 comes out so will then run a 6 and a 7, Superior devices :2 cents:

Tax returns will make more jump to the Apple side and never look back :thumbsup

MaDalton 02-09-2016 08:05 PM

i wish the stock would be doing so awesome as you say the devices are...

Shedevils 02-09-2016 09:21 PM

Used Adobe Premiere Pro on a Mac Pro recently to do some encoding and I was surprised at how fast it was. Faster than our big Windows Vegas machine.

Something to be said for optimized software I suppose.

Coup 02-09-2016 11:39 PM

RIP Stebe Jobes

Coup 02-09-2016 11:42 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MiamiBoyz (Post 20725659)

dis is me IRL using OS X El Capitan (The most advanced operating system in teh world)

Sid70 02-10-2016 12:50 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MiamiBoyz (Post 20725659)
How small is your cock?


No really...how SMALL must it be.


http://49.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lj...aib3o1_400.gif

Nigga pleez, show your junk some place else.

Sid70 02-10-2016 12:52 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MaDalton (Post 20725697)
i wish the stock would be doing so awesome as you say the devices are...

Blame the nerds. Obsessed control freaks.

http://knowmybody.com/wp-content/upl...or-300x227.jpg

Google Expert 02-10-2016 01:17 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sid70 (Post 20725083)
My Macbook Pro is 6 years old and my iPhone 5 is 4 years old. Working smooth. Yes, Apple sucks.

You sound poor.


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