So fucking tired of door to door soliciting
 

Nice quiet day; but "ding dong", and awake from pleasant nap to get a sales pitch at the front door, or some religious nut asking for money.
And fuck, they can be aggressive when you tell them no thanks; because they are trained to
do that.

Twice already today, I've had to tell these scammer to leave my yard.
How do I know if these strangers are up to anything good?
I never heard anyone say "Wow, I got a cool deal from a door to door sales person".

That's because it's all bullshit.

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Yep. It's pest control season here, there's a crew of guys going door to door on hoverboards and onewheels and trying to get you to swipe your credit card on an ipad, claiming that made up neighbors already did and you're getting a great deal.

get a few rottweilers and build some fence around so they don't have to be kept on chain outdoors... (don't know what type of house you live in though)

none of these people will bother you anymore :1orglaugh

Yeah; but the cost to feed the dogs is too much.

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"Pest control"?

The problem is that they are the pest.

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feed them the people who are trying to get in :1orglaugh

Heck you must live in a house in a decent neighborhood. LOL

My place in el barrio? Ain't nobody knocking on any doors around here yo except maybe the burrito delivery amigos.

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Yep, it's not even close to what I consider middle class; but it's old school Black neighborhood.
People mow their lawn and STFU!

Most people here now are either elderly, or they inherited the house that they grew up in and know how to live here.
The new people in the rental homes have to be "trained". They come in blasting subwoffers and acting stupid; but I see that eviction notice on their door in a year. LOL!

:)

Just slammed the door on a third asshole.

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I thought you had found a new job, and weren't happy with it from the title :1orglaugh :thumbsup

Spend $9, enjoy some peace

https://amzn.to/3WYTptH

We have a sign outside that says no soliciting. Cannot remember the last time someone knocked on our door.

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3 people in a day? I can honestly say I haven't had 3 people in 25 years. My town must be stingy with solicitor permits (thank fucking god).

I just put a "no soliciting" sticker on my Ring doorbell. Didn't want to mess up my house with signs but here we are.

Never happens. So weird.

When I was a kid, we used to go door to door asking for donations for softball. That never happens around here.

I once had some Jehovah's Witnesses knock on my door while I was high on mushrooms. Boy, were they sorry. Nobody wants to talk about God, Heaven, Hell, and the Universe more than someone who's tripping balls. Not even Jehovah's Witnesses.

Okay you haven't setup a webcam for GFY's enjoyment WHY?? WHY MOFO WHY???

Same, and a dog. It works!

print and tape to your window...

https://i.imgur.com/a1roI7k.jpeg

That's hysterical.

Been a while, but I'm the guy that enthusiastically lets the Mormons in so you can tell me all about Joseph Smith over coffee. It's really just to bait and troll. You gonna think shit is real sweet until my kid intellectually destroys you in the most polite way possible and walks off like a boss. We had a whole script for them. But I'm sure they sent the memo to skip my place years ago.

Nice! That's where I was born. Right in Metropolitan.

Happened to us once. Turned out it was a burglar ring that was in the paper. The guy kept asking my gf to repeat herself on how to get to the center of town. I got off the couch and was like wtf are you deaf? She called the police because it seemed odd. They got arrested and had all kinds of shit in their car.

i lik car...

Saved to hard drive.

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Can you imagine how much fun it would be to prank Blackmonsters by pretending to be door-to-door salesmen and showing up at his house... :1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gUccLZPRGjk


Real fun.

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It's just a prank bro! :1orglaugh

I only use prank bullets bro.

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Prank Bullets would be a great name for a band

STFU, you creepy ass loser.

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Install cameras and tell them to look up and smile.

Lmao....

You're missing out . . .

Yo momma!

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Some of those Mormon women are super hot. If you want to solve the problem just put police tape across your front door.

I had sex with a mormon woman who left her panties at my place and they had runes and writing etched on them

We used to have Johava Witness try to get us to convert from Cathelic but one day I answerd the door naked and they never bother me again..