>>>>>4000<<<<<< CONTEST!!! (give away)
 

For reaching my 4000th post, i will be giving away a hooka, tobacco, charcoal, and all the goodies you need to get your smoke on as soon as package received. :thumbsup

Here's how it's going down:
--- Post a quote...whether its from a movie, song, book, buisness...etc. the one that best suits me and matches i like the most will win :)

Rules:
-2 quotes per person
-no more... contest ends at 300 posts :thumbsup

a few of the pipes to choose form:

http://www.abyssent.com/abyss_al/hooka1.jpg
http://www.abyssent.com/abyss_al/hooka2.jpg

flavors:
peach apple pineapple strawberry watermalon coconut lemon rose orange margarita cantalope ......and many more


good luck :thumbsup

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SHO!

super hot :thumbsup

:1orglaugh you mean 2?

1.) "You cant handle the truth"

2.) DUDE! Your the Pie Fucker!

Nice looking hooka... :thumbsup Congrats

Congrats. :thumbsup

1. "You keep using that word... I do not think it means what you think it means."

2. "No one expects the Spanish Inquisition!"

i got like 8 others... couldnt find pix

AL dont send the one we smoke the good stuff out of :Graucho

AL if i win,, i get to chose the winner


"IM A CONSUMER WHORE"

"......AND HOWWW!! "

Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former. --Albert Einstein

"We can easily forgive a child who is afraid of the dark; the real tragedy is when men are afraid of the light." -- Plato

An eye for eye only ends up making the whole world blind.
~ M.K. Gandhi

:Graucho

sorry fucker...you cant win :321GFY

My Saying: " It's like a sore dick, you can't beat it"!

One Other: "Porn, gotta luv it"!

ok one more one more, to a chick that is afraid of showing it all adn being nasty: " Honey, it's fucking porn for christ sakes"!

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"The World Belongs To Me" -Scareface

1) I beat my dick like it owes me money!

2) Big Bada Boom!

:Graucho

1.) "I see a sailboat! Ya a sailboat that could use a pair of underware!"

2.) "Wrong hole"

:1orglaugh That's fucking great! I gotta use that one sometime:thumbsup

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2- 5th element?

1. I like to drink green tea bobba
2. Give me some chon chon ( Blood in blood out)

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You got it!! I don't know why, but I love that movie! :1orglaugh

one of my favorite movies...

'lilu dallas multipass' :1orglaugh

"Don't knock masturbation, it's sex with someone I love."
Woody Allen.

"Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy."
Benjamin Franklin.

cheekin Good!

Pleaaaze Hellp

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I guess I fucked up cuz I didn't put a movie quote.

"Whoever says that money is the root to all evil, doesn't fucking have any"!

"Whatta you mean I'm funny?... Funny how, am I a clown, do I amuse you?"

"May the Shwartz be with you!"

Hey, the 5th Element Rocked! Great movie and Milla Jovavich is YUMMMMMMEEEEEE!!!!

"Say good night to the bad guy!"--Scarface


I always tell the truth. Even when I lie.

1)Homer's best toast:
"Here's to Beer - the cause of, and solution to, all of life's problems!"

2)Jack Nicholson on how to write women's parts well:
"First I think of a man. Then, I take away reason and accountability."

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bobba fetish :1orglaugh

Up your nose with a rubber hose ....Vinnie Barberino

1) "What The Fuck Is The Internet!??"
2) "Kids, you tried your best and you failed miserably. The lesson is, never try."

smokers live, smokers die and in the end they all get high and if in life you dont suceed, fuck it all and smoke some weed..

:Graucho

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spaceballs...great movie :thumbsup

'we cant stop...its too dangerous..we have to slow down first'

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congrats man!!!!

"Go to Ludacris speed!"

"What's wrong, Col. Sanders...Chicken?"

"I will kick your ass so hard, your nose will bleed"

Red Forman

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who hired this asshole?
i did sir... hes my cousin
im surrounded by assholes
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Tears in his eyes I guess, as he lines up this last shot. He's got about 195 left. And it looks like he's got... about an 8 iron. The crowd has gone dead silent, Cinderella story, out of nowhere, former greens keeper now about to become Master's Champion. It looks like a marac.. It's in the hole! It's in the hole!