Yoooo I think I'm a dad...
 

Alright I cant hold it in anymore... My fucking nerves are killing me... already went for an hour drive cause i thought i was getting a panic attack....

2 nights ago my wife tested postive for being pregnant on an ept test...

I am a nervous wreck...

LOL

help

Congrats!!!! now maybe you'll get some rest!!

I invented EPT tests.

maybe dude... im nervous as fuck right now....

LOL

maybe talking to gfy will help calm me down, if not ill go for another drive...

Congrats Headless.

BASTARD!!!!!!!!!!!

Oh man, I don't know what to say other than CONGRATS BRO!!!!!!!

wooho , talkin bout BIG news :))) Sweeeettt

YARGH! That be great news. Congrats.

Fuckin' hilarious....anyway, Headless...I hope all your dreams come true. :)

Congratulations! Don't worry too much. Parenting is easy. :laughing-

Nervous is a good sign, at least you're taking it seriously. I know you were trying and if she is pregnant.


You have any hard links or anything to trade? :thumbsup

good news if that is what you wanted

yes she came off of the pill a month ago...

thanks everyone... Ii cant believe how nervous this got me... more then when we got married... anyways, i think gfy is doing me some good... calming me down a lil bit...

Pretty exciting moment headless:)
Congrats.

You also might wanna try out my DNA test:)

J/K!

Headless.. You already know my stance on this.. You'll be a great dad... It's normal to feel anxious. Just try to chill out and go with it.. There is no sense stressing very hard on it..

Go get another test, and congrats if it shows positive again. Oh.. and don't start smoking again....

Media

when is your next show? (i know i can look on your website)

got any samples to post?

HAHAHAHAHA

Thanks dude... she tested postive on two tests 2 days ago... Going to get confirmation tomorrow from her doctor...

Her ...... is also late... so we are almost positive...

congrats!!!

Cool, well congrats then! Wish you and your girl both a healthy and normal pregnancy and delivery.. Make sure she goes to the doctor for all her normal pre-natal checkups...

Thanks for understanding and making this easy. Again, I apologize. I didn't realize that was your wife that one night.

HAHAHA You cocksucker.... thanks for the laugh atm.... my nerves are shot...

Congrats. :thumbsup

Do yourself and your future children a favour, stop hating so much and go on a diet. Unless you don't care about seeing them grow up.

rap for him, that will take his mind off everything

Mud sling all you want... I dont care...

Gfy is gfy is gfy is gfy is gfy... You know what I want you to know... remember that always....

It's a great experience being a father. Please hit me up on ICQ. I have something to show you that I don't show to many.

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Damn... So much for wishing people well, I guess. :)

congratulations!

Congratz... 1 month after coming off the pill... damn lucky.

grats man ;)

like i always say....


having kids is like being pecked to death slowly by a chicken.

slow, irriatating, yet not fatal.
=)


jk man, i wouldnt trade it for the world. oh, time to grow up is....
NOW.

lol

Lil Bling is the best thing that ever happened to me. If it is true, you're living room and sleep schedule will never be the same. good luck.... :1orglaugh

Man, my son is almost 17 months old AND it's been the greatest 17 months of my life!

:)

Best wishes to you and yours ... and a BIG CONGRATZ!

congrats headless:thumbsup:

Enjoy the ride man!

Congrats bro!

Seriously...my father was right, the day your kid is born the way you look at the world is forever changed.

It is THE most AWESOME thing that can ever happen to you, and it's also one of the hardest things you'll ever be challenged with.

:thumbsup man

and congrats again!

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh

:thumbsup

A good health for the baby and congrats to you man. :thumbsup

Congrats man, being a dad is amazing. :thumbsup