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SteveLightspeed 07-23-2006 08:04 PM

Home alone!
 
I am home alone for 3 days while my wife and kids visit family. This is the first time in about 10 years. Its been so long in fact, I don't even know how to enjoy the alone time. Let's hear your best suggestion!

And don't say "Jerk off to internet porn" cuz I already thought of that one!

Steve Lightspeed

reynold 07-23-2006 08:07 PM

You can do the laundry or you may try baking.. :thumbsup

bogo 07-23-2006 08:08 PM

go out pretend your single and have fun (make sure the wife doesnt find out).

BoyAlley 07-23-2006 08:08 PM

Lay naked on the couch with a bowl of popcorn and watch reruns of the Golden Girls.

That's what I do when I'm home alone for a couple days......

J. Falcon 07-23-2006 08:09 PM

Eat wherever you want, walk around in the house in your underwear while the music is on full blast, take naps, dont shave, get drunk and high, invite some friends over, watch the game and have a good time. :thumbsup

Mr.Right - Banned For Life 07-23-2006 08:10 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BoyAlley
Lay naked on the couch with a bowl of popcorn and watch reruns of the Golden Girls.

That's what I do when I'm home alone for a couple days......

Hey i do that to, does that mean...........

BoyAlley 07-23-2006 08:11 PM

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Originally Posted by Batts
Hey i do that to, does that mean...........

GURL I'm afraid it do! http://www.gaymainstreet.com/TheStre...utofcloset.gif

corvette 07-23-2006 08:11 PM

party at steves house!!!

Matt-RevShare 07-23-2006 08:14 PM

Good luck. Us married guys always dream of having time home alone, but then blow it when we finally get it. I have no good recommendations my friend.

I hope you end this time with an awesome story to tell!

Matt

Matt-RevShare 07-23-2006 08:17 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by corvette
party at steves house!!!


Fill up the pool with Lightspeed girls and I'll be there on the next flight.

Matt

Spunky 07-23-2006 08:18 PM

Invite some ladies over and party

ProducerCashDave 07-23-2006 08:19 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by J. Falcon
Eat wherever you want, walk around in the house in your underwear while the music is on full blast, take naps, dont shave, get drunk and high, invite some friends over, watch the game and have a good time. :thumbsup

What he said:thumbsup

CaptainHowdy 07-23-2006 08:20 PM

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Originally Posted by BoyAlley

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh !!

nAtuRaLbEautY 07-23-2006 08:20 PM

Why not clean the house??? :)

sniperwolf 07-23-2006 08:21 PM

wow.. would be fun to have sometime alone..means more time to sleep?

Validus 07-23-2006 08:21 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SteveLightspeed
I am home alone for 3 days while my wife and kids visit family. This is the first time in about 10 years. Its been so long in fact, I don't even know how to enjoy the alone time. Let's hear your best suggestion!

And don't say "Jerk off to internet porn" cuz I already thought of that one!

Steve Lightspeed

Grab a beer, fire up the BBQ and enjoy the silence...

The Ghost 07-23-2006 08:28 PM

Just take a couple of deep breaths and enjoy the quiet. But I'm sure you'll be missing them soon :)

Stumps 07-23-2006 08:33 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BoyAlley

i imagined you saying that in a diana ross style of voice and it made me crack out mad!:1orglaugh

J. Falcon 07-23-2006 08:34 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Validus
Grab a beer, fire up the BBQ and enjoy the silence...



Or you could do that too.

SCOOTER 07-23-2006 08:37 PM

You need someone to talk to late at nite .. Call me.

Validus 07-23-2006 08:39 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by J. Falcon
Or you could do that too.

Works for me almost every night :)

Warning Pages 07-23-2006 08:40 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Matt-RevShare
Fill up the pool with Lightspeed girls and I'll be there on the next flight.

Matt


Can I come!!!!!!!!:winkwink:

CamsLord 07-23-2006 08:40 PM

i would just relax... since u havent had alone time in soo long

DirtyDanza 07-23-2006 08:45 PM

Come to Vegas and play paintball with my new team... you can even be the team sponsor... everyone loves lightspeed

Rochard 07-23-2006 08:51 PM

Sooner or later you'll have to do the dishes. Good luck finding the dishwasher!

SteveLightspeed 07-23-2006 08:54 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Rochard
Sooner or later you'll have to do the dishes. Good luck finding the dishwasher!

Paper plates to the rescue!

sweetums 07-23-2006 09:01 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Rochard
Sooner or later you'll have to do the dishes. Good luck finding the dishwasher!

....and the washer & dryer while he's at it :1orglaugh

Stevo...this is your big chance to take over the entire couch AND to watch whatever the hell you want on TV!! Enjoy the space :thumbsup

Scroto 07-23-2006 09:04 PM

Come to Colorado, we'll go up to the hills and party till we puke:thumbsup :thumbsup

Imortyl Pussycat 07-23-2006 09:10 PM

Have a poker party. Boys drinkin beers and smokin cigars table, Girls drinkin martinis and playin strip poker at their table (right next to yours of course). Once the girls are all naked, everyone hit the pool and???? In other news.... I already booked my Villa in Costa Rica for the show next year. How bout you? Dare to be my neighbor again??

LiveDose 07-23-2006 09:15 PM

Party at the Lightspeed's.... YAY YAY!

The Ghost 07-23-2006 09:26 PM

Someone get in here and photoshop Steve onto this...

http://www.bearkey.com/photos/1071190932-home_alone.gif

SomeCreep 07-23-2006 09:34 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by The Ghost
Someone get in here and photoshop Steve onto this...

http://www.bearkey.com/photos/1071190932-home_alone.gif

Lol, michael jackson in the background is pretty funny

betabomb 07-23-2006 09:37 PM

reach out to a friend

Spunky 07-23-2006 09:38 PM

I always liked the hookers and blow approach

madawgz 07-23-2006 10:51 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Spunky
Invite some ladies over and party

now thats an original idea :thumbsup

WiredGuy 07-23-2006 10:53 PM

Pull another LS prank like the pizza boy one you did a few years back :)
WG

corvette 07-23-2006 10:54 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Matt-RevShare
Fill up the pool with Lightspeed girls and I'll be there on the next flight.

Matt


its a 4 hour flight

you can do a lot of damage in 4 hours with a pool ful of lightspeed girls

Imortyl Pussycat 07-23-2006 11:41 PM

hey Stevie, am I lightspeed material?
http://fubarwebmasters.com/current/xbiz06/C/z06689.htm
I love a good party!

Kimo 07-24-2006 01:38 AM

just relax.....

Nathan_moreniche 07-24-2006 01:50 AM

Crazt days
 
The exact same thing is happening to me. The family have gone away to see relatives for five days. I thought that I'd be walking round the house naked and eating maccy d's. But I reality all I've done so far is iron some shirts, read a book on SEO and watching world's wildest police videos. Not exactly the crazyness I was planing however, I've got 4 days left who knows the madness I could get up to. I may even (If I'm feeling really rebelious) eat ice cream out of the tub and drink milk from the carton.

These are some crazy crazy crazt days

Nathan


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