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scottybuzz 01-02-2007 11:31 AM

FACT: I cant role weed. is there like a video guide for n00bs somewhere?
 
cant role weed properly, dont know why, just cant.

I make a spliff, moment i light it, all the paper burns away and the tobacco and the weed is left unburnt.

sometimes my joints just dont roll.


do you weed experts have any pointers?

also whats the proper weed/tobbaco % in a spliff?

High Plains Drifter 01-02-2007 11:33 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by scottybuzz (Post 11638647)

also whats the proper weed/tobbaco % in a spliff?

100% weed / 0% tobacco

tehwerd 01-02-2007 11:34 AM

I'm the first contender for GFY's Idiot of the Year 2007! :)

MetaMan 01-02-2007 11:34 AM

LOLLLLLLLL fucking americans and their spliffs, you people seriously do not know shit about weed and would probably have a heart attack with what you guys call "chronic from canada" LOLLLLL.

sidenote the key is to first of all evenly spread the weed in the paper, leavign a small gap at both ends, then start from the middle and work your fingers to the sides slowly pressing down and evening out the weed over the joint, repeat this several times until you have a nice evenly shaped "tube" of weed.

it is all about working it in slowly, also practise makes perfect, keep at it you will slowly figure it out.

devilspost 01-02-2007 11:35 AM

youtube or google

tehwerd 01-02-2007 11:35 AM

I'm high right now.

Babaganoosh 01-02-2007 11:37 AM

You can't even spell "roll." You don't need weed. What you need is to repeat 3rd grade.

tehwerd 01-02-2007 11:38 AM

Damn this proxy is slow.

scottybuzz 01-02-2007 11:38 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MetaMan (Post 11638657)
LOLLLLLLLL fucking americans and their spliffs, you people seriously do not know shit about weed and would probably have a heart attack with what you guys call "chronic from canada" LOLLLLL.

sidenote the key is to first of all evenly spread the weed in the paper, leavign a small gap at both ends, then start from the middle and work your fingers to the sides slowly pressing down and evening out the weed over the joint, repeat this several times until you have a nice evenly shaped "tube" of weed.

it is all about working it in slowly, also practise makes perfect, keep at it you will slowly figure it out.

im english. :disgust but thanks anyway thats a nice tutorial ill try slower.

scottybuzz 01-02-2007 11:39 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Babaganoosh (Post 11638665)
You can't even spell "roll." You don't need weed. What you need is to repeat 3rd grade.

did you understand what i said though?

yes u did.

i think u work the meaning of that out for yourself.

Itchy 01-02-2007 11:41 AM

http://chills.com/alienroller.htm

Pimpin_J 01-02-2007 11:41 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Babaganoosh (Post 11638665)
What you need is to repeat 3rd grade.

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

BitAudioVideo 01-02-2007 11:43 AM

magik fingers!

http://www.bitav.net/doobie4.jpg

stickyfingerz 01-02-2007 11:43 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by tehwerd (Post 11638656)
I'm the first contender for GFY's Idiot of the Year 2007! :)

Bye bye baby bye bye, and that was all she wrote......

tehwerd 01-02-2007 11:44 AM

Any real pot smoker either smokes blunts or out of some kind of pipe or vaporizer. No true pot head will smoke joints this day and age because it just wastes too much weed.

tehwerd 01-02-2007 11:45 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by stickyfingerz (Post 11638706)
Bye bye baby bye bye, and that was all she wrote......

hahaha fuck you

Joesho 01-02-2007 11:47 AM

http://www.drugs-plaza.com/marijuana...ll_a_joint.htm

scottybuzz 01-02-2007 11:49 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by stickyfingerz (Post 11638706)
Bye bye baby bye bye, and that was all she wrote......

bye bye for quoting him :winkwink: :winkwink: :winkwink:

tehwerd 01-02-2007 11:51 AM

It doesn't matter. I'm gone anyways, just testing this proxy.

tehwerd 01-02-2007 11:52 AM

bye bye fuckers

LadyMischief 01-02-2007 11:54 AM

Get a pipe :P

Kre8t0r 01-02-2007 11:56 AM

If all else fails use the "dollar bill" method. I don't think I know anyone that cant manage that one! Best of luck and if that doesn't work call a friend I'm sure they will lend a hand. :)

scottybuzz 01-02-2007 11:58 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by tehwerd (Post 11638767)
bye bye fuckers

lol i think i know who this is now :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

stickyfingerz 01-02-2007 11:59 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by tehwerd (Post 11638718)
hahaha fuck you

Guessing DEA, but maybe the dog himself. hehe. :winkwink:

carol.prime 01-02-2007 12:01 PM

a lot of different videos in youtube.com....
just type the keywords there...

:thumbsup :thumbsup :thumbsup

scottybuzz 01-02-2007 12:12 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by stickyfingerz (Post 11638802)
Guessing DEA, but maybe the dog himself. hehe. :winkwink:

i thought it was the dog himself but yeh DEA is a worthy choice.

Bro Media - BANNED FOR LIFE 01-02-2007 12:22 PM

fuck rolling dude, just pack a pipe and go at it... alot faster

stickyfingerz 01-02-2007 12:24 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Madrox (Post 11638905)
fuck rolling dude, just pack a pipe and go at it... alot faster


Ive got a nice little one I made along time ago out of some brass fittings and a bit of screen. Works well for the rare times I have it.

scottybuzz 01-02-2007 02:36 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Madrox (Post 11638905)
fuck rolling dude, just pack a pipe and go at it... alot faster

what type of pipe , ive looked at all the bongs and stuff and they all require me to roll up and then pop inside. could u link me to a pipe where u can just shuv it in?

Bro Media - BANNED FOR LIFE 01-02-2007 02:39 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by scottybuzz (Post 11639750)
what type of pipe , ive looked at all the bongs and stuff and they all require me to roll up and then pop inside. could u link me to a pipe where u can just shuv it in?

http://www.drugs-plaza.com/picturespipesgal1.htm

Noe 01-02-2007 02:46 PM

Practice makes perfect!

Noe 01-02-2007 02:46 PM

Practice makes perfect!

Sorry for the double post!

Jack Frost 01-02-2007 02:54 PM

Artist: Redman
Album: Whut, Thee Album?
Song: How To Roll A Blunt
Typed by: OHHLA.com

(Awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww SHIT!!)

Check it out
Yo, 1992 begins the new wave for the blunt rollers
You know what I'm sayin'?
The saga of the philly blunt continues
The flava's the P-Funk y'all, get wit it
Check it out...

(Verse 1)

Check out a new type of gimmick which is splendid
Since you're down with other shit, let's see if you're down with this
It's about..strictly trying to roll a blunt
When you get the hang of it, you'll catch more blunts than Archie Bunk
First of all you get a fat bag of ism
From uptown, any local store sells the shit friend
Purchase a philly, not the city of Philly
Silly punk, I'm talking 'bout the shit called the Philly blunt
Lick the blunt and then the Philly blunt middle you split
Don't have a razor blade, use ya fuckin fingertips
Crack the bag and then you pour the whole bag in
Spread the ism around until the ism reach each end
Take your finger and your thumb from tip to tip
Roll it in a motion then the top piece you lick
Seal it, dry it wit ya lighter if ya gotta
The results, mmmmmmmm....proper

(chorus)
That's how you roll a blunt
That's how you roll a blunt
That's how you roll a blunt
That's how you roll a blunt
That's how you roll a blunt
That's how you roll a blunt
Let's all roll a blunt
..and get fucked up (yea)
(repeats again)

(Verse 2)

The second paragraph might makes you laugh
When a brotha rolls a blunt and his breath smells like gr-ass
That's when you know you gotta take the blunt from him
Cuz his breath has the dragon in the dungeon
(yo, yo, yo, light the blunt. uh yo, here's the lighter..)
I would if this shit would stop drippin' wit saliva
And if you gonna lick it, don't drown it with ya spit, shit
I dunno what dick or last puss you licked quick
And how 'bout the non-blunt rollin' females
That always fucks it up 'cuz they don't wanna break their Lee nails
(hee hee hee hee hee, sorry Red for spilling it..)
<BEEEITCH> You better pickup every seed of it
Because I paid 10 bills for the get ill..
And for spilling it you better get lost or get grilled
Bo know everything from sports to other stuff
But I bet you Bo dunno know to roll a blunt.

(chorus)

(hey nigga pass the gotdamn blunt. shit! what you holding it all day for?
Sit yo big ass down...)

(bridge)
Yo, yo, check this out
I want all the real niggas out there and the females too
If you got a fat blunt in ya mouth and you feeling high as hell
I want y'all to repeat after me, check it out
I'm fucked up (I'm fucked up..)
I'm fucked up (I'm fucked up...)
I'm high as hell (I'm high as hell..)
I'm high as hell (I'm high as hell) Yea.

(Verse 3)
Last but not least, Redman would like to say peace
To all the blunt rollers from the Tri-State to the Middle East
And gimme a blunt when I kick the bucket
Devil or no devil when I am the wrong to be fucked with
So everybody put they blunt up in the air
Take a puff, blow the smoke out like ya just don't care
So..(pump up the volume) ..so it's heard thru the next block
I'm out, peace to Red Foxx, I'm off to the cess spot..

(outro)

(yea, DJ Twinz in the house)
Yea, Redman's in the house
Yo, peace to Pack Pistol Posse, the 4,5,6
Yo, I'm out, yo Reg
Turn this shit off man (yo turn that shit off..)

sicone 01-02-2007 02:57 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Noe (Post 11639806)
Practice makes perfect!


:thumbsup :thumbsup :thumbsup


blunts are easier to roll the joints, and there should be NO tobacco mixed in at all.

dynastoned 01-02-2007 02:59 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MetaMan (Post 11638657)
LOLLLLLLLL fucking americans and their spliffs, you people seriously do not know shit about weed and would probably have a heart attack with what you guys call "chronic from canada" LOLLLLL.

sidenote the key is to first of all evenly spread the weed in the paper, leavign a small gap at both ends, then start from the middle and work your fingers to the sides slowly pressing down and evening out the weed over the joint, repeat this several times until you have a nice evenly shaped "tube" of weed.

it is all about working it in slowly, also practise makes perfect, keep at it you will slowly figure it out.

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh

Believe me the weed out here in northern california is just fine. :thumbsup

sicone 01-02-2007 03:05 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MetaMan (Post 11638657)
LOLLLLLLLL fucking americans and their spliffs, you people seriously do not know shit about weed and would probably have a heart attack with what you guys call "chronic from canada" LOLLLLL.

sidenote the key is to first of all evenly spread the weed in the paper, leavign a small gap at both ends, then start from the middle and work your fingers to the sides slowly pressing down and evening out the weed over the joint, repeat this several times until you have a nice evenly shaped "tube" of weed.

it is all about working it in slowly, also practise makes perfect, keep at it you will slowly figure it out.


Fucking retarded, ignorant Canadians....

Do you mean the 'Chronic from Canada' that is grown in Humboldt, California (this is in the the US for you geographically challenged Canadians) and imported over the border? Go into any shop that sales near you and inquire about the top selling product and which has the highest THC levels... how many in the top 5 come form Nor Cal?

Its ok tho man, you tell yourself whatever you need to so that you can feel good about your country


side note.... along with spreading it evenly, it also helps if its broke down properly as well, Id suggest using a grinder so its all the same size and burns even.

scottybuzz 01-02-2007 03:08 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Madrox (Post 11639769)

Gottcha thanks alot and I guess you hold a lighter underneath it and move it around alot?

sicone 01-02-2007 03:08 PM

oh.. and if all else fails.. buy a roller. Corner store has them for like 3 bucks here... have a joint rolled in under 15 seconds

Mike Semen 01-02-2007 03:10 PM

I have nt smoked for like 6 years and I can still build a perfect spliff if nobody else is able.

like riding a bike.

MetaMan 01-02-2007 03:28 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by sicone (Post 11639972)
Fucking retarded, ignorant Canadians....

Do you mean the 'Chronic from Canada' that is grown in Humboldt, California (this is in the the US for you geographically challenged Canadians) and imported over the border? Go into any shop that sales near you and inquire about the top selling product and which has the highest THC levels... how many in the top 5 come form Nor Cal?

Its ok tho man, you tell yourself whatever you need to so that you can feel good about your country


side note.... along with spreading it evenly, it also helps if its broke down properly as well, Id suggest using a grinder so its all the same size and burns even.

no fat ass.

on the news when you hear about weed from Canada they call it "Chronic" and to me that is hilarious.


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