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donnylong 03-20-2009 03:05 PM

The Notorious Donny Long
 
so AVN does a story on me! :1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh


from http://business.avn.com/articles/34678.html

The Notorious Donny Long
The Notorious Donny Long
By David Sullivan
03/20/2009

CHATSWORTH, Calif. - Donny Long feels he hasn't received the recognition he deserves for his work in the adult video industry.

A performer in hundreds of porn scenes, Florida native Long runs the website XXXFilmJobs.com and runs a studio just down the street from TT Boy's operation in Chatsworth.

"AVN has never recognized me," Donny said. "That's my dick on the cover of Homegrown Amateurs, right on the cover of AVN Magazine in the Pure Play ad, but I've never gotten an award. You guys give awards to Tommy Pistol - my dick's twice the size of his, and he can't even act!"
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With a potential banner ad at stake, AVN visited Donny Long Studios to investigate the man's strongly voiced complaint. Fully equipped for all phases of production, lights to mop, the 2,800 square-foot facility features all the porn window-dressing required for the Web age.

"I built this all myself," he said. "I've done over 700 scenes, shot a few hundred more, and right now I'm mostly renting the place out to other producers."

Still, some insist that mere mention of the name "Donny Long" lowers one's credibility to the level of sewage.

Donny's homo-hating Internet dust-ups with performer Christian XXX and relentless alt-ID spamming even got him banned from JM Productions' XXX Porn Talk (XPT), a site known for its tolerance of the terminally depraved. Moderator Tony Malice finally threatened to ban anyone who even posted the words "Donny Long" in the XPT forums.

You can't say the guy hasn't made an impact.

"Those guys are all retards," Donny told AVN. "I'm sick of JM. They should shut down that website; some of the stuff they post on there could really hurt our whole industry."

The notorious Mr. Long has launched many message-board attacks featuring the prolific use of a three-letter epithet that rhymes with "bag". He employs the word frequently in conversation to describe male performers who put others at risk by working with gays and transsexuals - hence the Christian beef.

Donny also has a running dispute with certain agency owners, who, he claims, feel threatened by XXXFilmJobs.

"Derek is a fag," he says, launching into one of many semi-coherent tirades regarding LA Direct Models owner Derek Hay. "I call him Derek Gay."

And yet Donny allows gays and trannies to register at XXXFilmJobs.

"I have a separate section for them," he explained. "I have to wonder: Don't they know who I am?"

Donny's career is a product of the Internet. He started doing scenes in Florida circa 2005 for Bang Bus, MILF Seekers, and other paysites. Since relocating to the San Fernando Valley, he's pulled a number of stunts to boost his industry profile.

There was the time Donny recruited girls and named them after himself in a kind of mini-Manson cult. And the many times he drove his loudly emblazoned XXXFilmJobs truck into situations that called for discretion. And, of course, there were those scenes with midgets.

"I've done it all," he said. "Right now, I'm focused on XXXFilmJobs and my studio. I don't give a shit what anyone says about me. It's all publicity."

Consider yourself publicized, Donny.

Check out XXXFilmJobs.com. For further insight, visit www.DonnyLongProductions.com.

st0ned 03-20-2009 03:06 PM

How much did you pay for that one? :winkwink:

Wow, that has to be one of the most unprofessional least newsworthy things that I have read...ever.

Fletch XXX 03-20-2009 03:06 PM

"CHATSWORTH, Calif."

one place no one who ever leaves it misses lol

BradM 03-20-2009 03:06 PM

"The Notorious Stupid Donny Long"

Fixed it for you.

donnylong 03-20-2009 03:14 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by st0ned (Post 15655043)
How much did you pay for that one? :winkwink:

Wow, that has to be one of the most unprofessional least newsworthy things that I have read...ever.

nope i never pay for press lol :1orglaugh

Davidstinator 03-20-2009 03:15 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by donnylong (Post 15655037)
"I've done it all," he said. "Right now, I'm focused on XXXFilmJobs and my studio. I don't give a shit what anyone says about me. It's all publicity."

Consider yourself publicized, Donny.

Ha Ha! congrats on the publicity...

so I guess you bought the banner? I love that they disclosed it right up front. Such journalistic integrity.

ro8in 03-20-2009 03:16 PM

No boss :pimp

2012 03-20-2009 03:20 PM

I know no

LeRoy 03-20-2009 03:29 PM

I read that one this morning. Congrats on the publicity :thumbsup

DrChango 03-20-2009 03:30 PM

Shameless self-promotion done right, lol

congratz on fucking AVN's credibility in the ass

Ozarkz 03-20-2009 03:32 PM

Donny Long is the Johnny Knoxville of porn.

brassmonkey 03-20-2009 03:35 PM

weel ok then

pornlaw 03-20-2009 03:38 PM

Quote:

"Derek is a fag," he says, launching into one of many semi-coherent tirades regarding LA Direct Models owner Derek Hay. "I call him Derek Gay."
What I really like about Donny is the way he can let by-gones be by-gones and forge new friendships and alliances...

JamesK 03-20-2009 03:38 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DrChango (Post 15655120)
Shameless self-promotion done right, lol

congratz on fucking AVN's credibility in the ass

:1orglaugh

donnylong 03-20-2009 03:40 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by pornlaw (Post 15655152)
What I really like about Donny is the way he can let by-gones be by-gones and forge new friendships and alliances...

:thumbsup when someone needs there card pulled in this industry, I will be there with a billboard and a group on Mexicans :1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

But when someone makes right I am there too :winkwink:

CarlosTheGaucho 03-20-2009 04:22 PM

No hermaphrodites in it?

:)

baddog 03-20-2009 04:49 PM

The funny thing is that you seem to think this was a good article for you.

Angry Jew Cat - Banned for Life 03-20-2009 04:54 PM

no such thing as bad publicity? i dunno, lol.

Big Red Machine 03-20-2009 05:00 PM

Come On Tommy Pistol Rocks...besides that its pretty good...lol

CarlosTheGaucho 03-20-2009 05:01 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by baddog (Post 15655358)
The funny thing is that you seem to think this was a good article for you.

Lloyd, why do they call you a BAD dog?

:winkwink::1orglaugh

baddog 03-20-2009 05:28 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by CarlosTheGaucho (Post 15655401)
Lloyd, why do they call you a BAD dog?

:winkwink::1orglaugh

I used to have a bad habit of humping girl's legs in the park.

munki 03-20-2009 05:29 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by baddog (Post 15655464)
I used to have a bad habit of humping girl's legs in the park.

Used to???

CarlosTheGaucho 03-20-2009 05:37 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by munki (Post 15655467)
Used to???

:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:thumbsup

baddog 03-20-2009 06:15 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by munki (Post 15655467)
Used to???

Court orders say I have to stay out of parks now, so yeah.

After Shock Media 03-20-2009 06:21 PM

Why does it seem like this article in essence says - there is this primadona who keeps whining about nobody paying him attention and calling people names. We are sick of hearing about it so here is what he has been saying, happy now?

PS - Why does Donny keep talking about other peoples cocks?

F-U-Jimmy 03-20-2009 08:30 PM

"Still, some insist that mere mention of the name "Donny Long" lowers one's credibility to the level of sewage"
:thumbsup

baddog 03-20-2009 08:46 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by After Shock Media (Post 15655586)
Why does it seem like this article in essence says - there is this primadona who keeps whining about nobody paying him attention and calling people names. We are sick of hearing about it so here is what he has been saying, happy now?

PS - Why does Donny keep talking about other peoples cocks?

Both rhetorical questions, I presume.

hypedough 03-20-2009 09:11 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by donnylong (Post 15655037)

"I call him Derek Gay."

And, of course, there were those scenes with midgets.

"I've done it all," he said.
Consider yourself publicized, Donny.


That was a huge piece on how big of a douchebag you are and you STILL post it thinking it's good publicity? :thumbsup You're a grade A douchebag. :1orglaugh

baddog 03-20-2009 09:51 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by hypedough (Post 15655906)
That was a huge piece on how big of a douchebag you are and you STILL post it thinking it's good publicity? :thumbsup You're a grade A douchebag. :1orglaugh

I think he was going for the incoming link. It was part of his SEO strategy.

Just Mike 03-20-2009 10:15 PM

Donny, congrats on the AVN article. Nice to see you getting some good press.

potter 03-20-2009 11:36 PM

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potter 03-20-2009 11:37 PM

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potter 03-20-2009 11:39 PM

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potter 03-20-2009 11:41 PM

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Malicious Biz 03-20-2009 11:53 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by potter (Post 15656137)

Haha.:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

CarlosTheGaucho 03-21-2009 01:17 AM

LOL

BadDog is on a roll!

lazycash 03-21-2009 01:26 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by donnylong (Post 15655037)
Donny's homo-hating Internet dust-ups with performer Christian XXX and relentless alt-ID spamming even got him banned from JM Productions' XXX Porn Talk (XPT), a site known for its tolerance of the terminally depraved. Moderator Tony Malice finally threatened to ban anyone who even posted the words "Donny Long" in the XPT forums.

Nice to see gfy isn't the only board you've managed to make a complete ass of yourself on.

Angry Jew Cat - Banned for Life 03-21-2009 02:02 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by potter (Post 15656132)

the fail is strong in this douchebag...

Lance69 03-21-2009 02:47 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by lazycash (Post 15656261)
Nice to see gfy isn't the only board you've managed to make a complete ass of yourself on.

Dude if you get banned from that board you are either NOT in porn and a prude, or a complete and utter fucking moron. :2 cents:


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