When Do You Fart In A Relationship?
 

I mean at what point do you feel comfortable farting in front of your partner ie in bed.

This is a serious question.

You meet someone new.... you hold it in for a while, but fucking creates gas so if youre sexually active you will have some gas building up.

At some point, you just have to release the gas and when does that point come and how do you know she will accept your gas with open arms? Its not very romantic so obviously you have to reach a point where you feel okay to just release. Have relationships broken down because of farting?

I never fart in front of someone I am dating, no matter how far into the relationship. Nor do I want a girl in the bathroom when I am dropping a deuce. Once you get to that point your relationship is already fucking dead and over...

I guess you fart when you wish to break up.

When you say aww man I gotta fart, I'll be right back, and they said "Just go ahead and do it!" that is when its TIME!

you should do it right away! if you can't put up with someone's farts its just never gonna work. :thumbsup

A big joke between an ex g/f an I was that our first 4 dates were at Mexican restaurants, she farted first and accuses me of setting her up.


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So...... when youre married, youll never fart?

That cant be healthy. Where will the gas go?

Ive always believed the way to keep a relationship healthy is to have separate bedrooms. Is there anything wrong with this idea? Keep some mystique in the relationship plus you can fart all you like.

Whenever you feel like it, break the ice or shall i say the wind

depends on what you have been eating. i say the sooner the better.

And this is a serious answer?

You come from a company called WebAir. If you pollute the air like that, then shouldnt it be WebFart?

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When you pay all of the bills on a regular basis.:thumbsup

When do you fart in a relationship?

When you need to.

One day I just asked, "have I farted in front of you yet?" She said no, so I let a nasty one rip.

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as soon as we get in an elevator together. hot box her. gotta find out if shes a keeper.

Second month...

health comes first

I suppose the real question is when do you find it appropriate to ask everyone when they find it comfortable to fart in bed with a partner. :winkwink:


When you do finally let rip, you may aswell continue to do so but in a respectful mannor??? I suppose thats most logical. :2 cents:

i expect to be warned before she can make that crazy perfume with or without sound, i don't like to get into the room and not to be prevented about it

Who's the babe in your avatar?

denise milani :winkwink:

Usually right between the blowjob and pop...

The right time is the first time she gives you a blowjob. That's when you just let one rip.. Make sure it's a stinky motherfucker.

sick people

i say it depends. if you have already licked her asshole i would have to say any thing goes

Only when I know we'll be hanging out for a long time.

When I first met my wife, I remember she'd come over to watch a movie, and if I had to fart I'd go to the bedroom, open the closet door, stick my butt in, and let one go.

All of the clothes and stuff in the closet acted as a sound baffle for my fart reverberation.

Now, farting in her presence is like a science experiment. When I know a big one is coming, I'll pause the TV and segment the fart into smaller fart pieces, and modulate the pitch. She laughs every time, unless I'm having spoiled milk farts, then she clears the room.

After a few times in the sack. It's ok to let em go. Or 2 months whichever comes first


However...

I've been with my wife for almost 12 years now. To this day she wont fart or shit in front of me .

:Oh crap

glad we never dated ;)

hahaha!

i have never heard my mother fart... ever!!

I 100% concur

The minute you start with this you are TOO COMFORTABLE. you always want your mate / GF / partner, to look at you and be attracted! You want to remain sexy.

DON'T DO IT!

Chicks dig the dutch oven,I'm a midnight farter

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I won't fart in front of you, never, I promise.

If you can stick your dick in her mouth and kiss her afterwards, or go down on her after your cock was present - you sure in the hell can let one rip. It is a bodily function.

PS if she gives you crap about using your own toothbrush after sucking your balls or licking your ass, she has issues.

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The right time for women btw... never...

They don't shit either, not even roses...

It's just their for ornamentation, and occasional anal. :thumbsup

Do it early and often. I sit on my girl and fart on her..hahaha

I don't fart in front of no one.

I agree, just excuse yourself to another location and do what you got to do...no need to make it a production. accidents happen, but try to keep a level of respect to your partner, if you get too comfortable you will be passing gas at the dinner table next. :Oh crap

Just after the first blumpkin. If she'll give you head on the shitter, she won't get mad if you shart yourself.

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