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Bird 04-03-2010 01:30 AM

Apple releases the iCan't
 
Let's get this list started....What else cant the iPad do...

iCan't - Play Flash
iCant - Multitask

Fucksakes 04-03-2010 01:36 AM

iCant - take pictures

DamianJ 04-03-2010 02:08 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Bird (Post 17002643)
Let's get this list started....What else cant the iPad do...

iCan't - Play Flash
iCant - Multitask

youCan't see how this device is going to change things...


People laughed at the iPod
People laughed at the iPhone

They both changed the landscape of the music and phone market.

I say it is a very brave man that posts in public laughing at this. You might regret your mocking in 12 months.

This is just a little screen to consume content on. Read a few emails, look at some sites, play some games, watch a movie, read a book. It is not for cutting HD. It is not for massive batch photoshop work.

I bet the Kindle team are counting the days until they are all fired.

Farang 04-03-2010 02:15 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DamianJ (Post 17002675)
youCan't see how this device is going to change things...


People laughed at the iPod
People laughed at the iPhone

They both changed the landscape of the music and phone market.

I say it is a very brave man that posts in public laughing at this. You might regret your mocking in 12 months.

This is just a little screen to consume content on. Read a few emails, look at some sites, play some games, watch a movie, read a book. It is not for cutting HD. It is not for massive batch photoshop work.

I bet the Kindle team are counting the days until they are all fired.

At least someone makes sense here.

Zorgman 04-03-2010 02:17 AM

iCan't - Print
iCan't - Edit photos

hypedough 04-03-2010 02:20 AM

I'm more impressed with the JooJoo:

http://www.engadget.com/2010/04/01/t...ere-seriously/

AlphaSky 04-03-2010 02:42 AM

This is the first batch.... they'll upgrade it, fix it, tweek it out thru the years to come. Don't sell the public the best product right off that bat.... sell 'em crap, then up grade it.

BIGTYMER 04-03-2010 02:59 AM

The ICan list is huge.

Farang 04-03-2010 03:14 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BIGTYMER (Post 17002714)
The ICan list is huge.

Haha exactly.

seeandsee 04-03-2010 03:26 AM

idontgiveadame

Jakke PNG 04-03-2010 04:08 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DamianJ (Post 17002675)
youCan't see how this device is going to change things...


People laughed at the iPod
People laughed at the iPhone

They both changed the landscape of the music and phone market.

I agree with the iPod comment, but iPhone did absolutely nothing to the mobile phone market. They just play it as if they revolutionized the industry. The only thing worth mentioning is the apps store.

DamianJ 04-03-2010 04:11 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by hypedough (Post 17002686)
I'm more impressed with the JooJoo:

http://www.engadget.com/2010/04/01/t...ere-seriously/

No one else is. They've sold 90 and 15 of them were cancelled or charged back.

http://sgentrepreneurs.com/news-stop...ninety-period/

EscortBiz 04-03-2010 04:12 AM

lol in a month they might announce that they are launching the ipad ver 2 and those who have the old ipad can buy it for $950 and those who dont only have to pay $50

DamianJ 04-03-2010 04:14 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Jakke PNG (Post 17002791)
I agree with the iPod comment, but iPhone did absolutely nothing to the mobile phone market. They just play it as if they revolutionized the industry. The only thing worth mentioning is the apps store.

If you don't think the app store is revolutionising the mobile phone sector, well, you don't look at the same numbers as me. But you are more then welcome to your opinion.

http://www.macobserver.com/tmo/artic..._market_share/

Do remember Apple was a computer company 3 years ago, with no experience whatsoever in telecomms. To go from scratch to this in 3 years seems fairly revolutionary to me!

mikke 04-03-2010 04:26 AM

somewhere i heard multitasking (run few programs and stay in background) will be in 4.0, but im not sure is it true..

Jakke PNG 04-03-2010 04:48 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DamianJ (Post 17002799)
If you don't think the app store is revolutionising the mobile phone sector, well, you don't look at the same numbers as me. But you are more then welcome to your opinion.

reading comprehension problems, or just looking through my post with apples in your eyes?


Edit. Scratch that question, just noticed your avatar.

Quagmire 04-03-2010 05:07 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Jakke PNG (Post 17002828)
reading comprehension problems, or just looking through my post with apples in your eyes?


Edit. Scratch that question, just noticed your avatar.

Don't mind the fanboys, rumor has it Steve Jobs has a tasty cock. ATM is the fanboy favorite.

JP513 04-03-2010 09:50 AM

This is just the latest in Apple planned obsolescence strategy. Why release something new and overhyped and make it fully featured when all the sheep will buy it even with all the limitations?

They can add more functionality later to keep sales brisk and that's exactly what they will do, just as they did with the iPhone, which, nearly 3 years after introduction, is only this summer going to be something I would consider using.

I love Mac OS, but I'm not sheep. I wait til the product is good.

Bird 04-03-2010 11:00 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DamianJ (Post 17002675)
youCan't see how this device is going to change things...


People laughed at the iPod
People laughed at the iPhone

They both changed the landscape of the music and phone market.

I say it is a very brave man that posts in public laughing at this. You might regret your mocking in 12 months.

This is just a little screen to consume content on. Read a few emails, look at some sites, play some games, watch a movie, read a book. It is not for cutting HD. It is not for massive batch photoshop work.

I bet the Kindle team are counting the days until they are all fired.


I didn't see you here revolutionizing the mobile industry 5 years ago. I take it your just a Mac Guy, front running.

Slick 04-03-2010 11:19 AM

I'm thinking that the Ipad is just gonna be another Apple Store like the Iphone where you have to buy every application you need OR am I wrong ?

dav3 04-03-2010 11:26 AM

iCant - use any usb device

UnUnited 04-03-2010 11:36 AM

I think the ipad will be just as popular as the iphone , for the simple fact that the usability of it will be as simple as an iphone or ipod. I think alot of people miss the simplicity of using an apple product and when you mix that with a product that can replace most peoples laptops and desktops ( internet , email , pictures , video ) it will be a huge success. I'm not a huge apple fan but they make things which might seem hard on a PC very easy on their platform. Have you went shopping for a laptop lately , The average person doesn't understand or care about if it's a Pentium, Dual-core , windows 7/vista/xp , How much Ram. They just want something simple , that works.
I wouldn't be surprised if you see an ipad sitting in over 50% of peoples living rooms in the next couple years ,it will be the average persons tool for booking flights , ordering groceries , emailing family , paying bills . etc .I always think if my grand parents told me they wanted a computer to do some simple tasks on it , would you recommend a net book , or an ipad . I'm pretty sure the easiest/best route would be with an ipad.

SpongeBub 04-03-2010 11:45 AM

Never owned any Apple crap, never will. Steve Jobs is the luckiest dumbass in the history of the world. Despite his stupid designs and lame technology, there are enough people who just have to think they are diferent and they will buy his overpriced, underpowered junk, no matter what. Enjoy, sheeple. You paid for his new pancreas, purchased at the expense of others who are less rich. I guess they'll just have to wait their turn, unlike Richie Rich Jobs.

ottopottomouse 04-03-2010 11:58 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DamianJ (Post 17002675)
This is just a little screen to consume content on. Read a few emails, look at some sites, play some games, watch a movie, read a book. It is not for cutting HD. It is not for massive batch photoshop work.

:thumbsup

Most people here are looking at it and demanding far more than the ordinary user is ever going to want/need.

fl_prn_str 04-03-2010 12:00 PM

i like windows 95 :helpme

Babaganoosh 04-03-2010 12:12 PM

iCan woo the simpleminded Mac zealots. If it's shiny and has an Apple logo on it, those mental midgets will buy it.

FrozenJag 04-03-2010 12:21 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Jakke PNG (Post 17002791)
I agree with the iPod comment, but iPhone did absolutely nothing to the mobile phone market. They just play it as if they revolutionized the industry. The only thing worth mentioning is the apps store.

lol, iphone very much revolutionized the phone market. At the very least it did so for mobile porn. :thumbsup

The Truth Hurts 04-03-2010 12:21 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Zorgman (Post 17002684)
iCan't - Print
iCan't - Edit photos

There's apps for both...

Sid70 04-03-2010 12:26 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SpongeBub (Post 17003586)
Never owned any Apple crap, never will. Steve Jobs is the luckiest dumbass in the history of the world. Despite his stupid designs and lame technology, there are enough people who just have to think they are diferent and they will buy his overpriced, underpowered junk, no matter what. Enjoy, sheeple. You paid for his new pancreas, purchased at the expense of others who are less rich. I guess they'll just have to wait their turn, unlike Richie Rich Jobs.

I can tell that i have had several pc laptops on my way to mac. Just the day they became more affordable i bought my first macbook pro. For designs things i cant say its too much different, better or worse but as a product it looks much more thinked of and finished. For me the cruicial part its how quiet it is, no noise at all, and being a unibody it feels real great when you carry one, open it and use. I don't know if its enough for YOU but calling it CRAP its a little strange, especially for a man who NEVER used it.

Toni 04-03-2010 12:28 PM

but what it can it does very good....

Si 04-03-2010 12:32 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Babaganoosh (Post 17003632)
iCan woo the simpleminded Mac zealots. If it's shiny and has an Apple logo on it, those mental midgets will buy it.

:thumbsup

fatfoo 04-03-2010 03:28 PM

You can't play the latest computer games on it, can you?

I mean the computer games that simulate real life.

Bird 04-03-2010 04:33 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Jakke PNG (Post 17002791)
I agree with the iPod comment, but iPhone did absolutely nothing to the mobile phone market. They just play it as if they revolutionized the industry. The only thing worth mentioning is the apps store.

Yup, They did not revolutionize shit for mobile except their own market and how to play the mobile game. But even then there was all of this for windows mobile and java stores that a lot of people used.


All this device specific shit is really pissing me off, All we really want to do is just build a porn WEB SITE.

Fuck nobody needs don't need an app for that...

Waddymelon 04-03-2010 04:44 PM

iCant believe how stupid a lot of you are

Bird 04-03-2010 07:38 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Waddymelon (Post 17004083)
iCant believe how stupid a lot of you are

Stupid is as Stupid does......

Semi-Retired-Dave 04-03-2010 07:41 PM

I can't stop watching their stocks because they are Always Going Up.

Mr. E 04-03-2010 07:46 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Bird (Post 17002643)
Let's get this list started....What else cant the iPad do...

iCan't - Play Flash
iCant - Multitask


Dont be an idiot. If it could do that as well as take pics, why would anyone ever pay twice the price and buy a Macbook? For the CD/DVD drive? I think not. Apple is not stupid.

Bird 04-03-2010 07:56 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mr. E (Post 17004377)
Dont be an idiot. If it could do that as well as take pics, why would anyone ever pay twice the price and buy a Macbook? For the CD/DVD drive? I think not. Apple is not stupid.

Why would anyone pay twice to buy a big iphone.........with no phone

Mr. E 04-03-2010 08:50 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Bird (Post 17004397)
Why would anyone pay twice to buy a big iphone.........with no phone


You are clearly an idiot who has never even seen one in person let alone USED one. Its alot more than an iphone or even ipod touch. You probably secretly wish you could afford one.

psili 04-03-2010 09:03 PM

Regardless of what it can / can't do, Apple's going to sell a shitload of them, because they're a marketing behemoth. And make even more money because it's tied to their app store, as well as the "upgrades" to come down the pipe.

Personally, I don't need or want an iPad (I don't menstruate), and my dell mini serves just fine for portability, as well as being able to angle the screen how I want it regardless of the position I'm in, plus a bunch of other stuff. Regardless of my feelings, the fucker will sell, will sell huge, and people who buy it regardless when there's better alternatives out there (which there will be), will always be able to self-justify their purchase.

$.02


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