Anyone want to sponsor the son of God?
 

Looking for $200, $500, $2000 per week,

maybe a bit more to rent an underground mine to get a break from 8 years sonic torture.

or Cash up front is accepted too!

Will pay back 10 fold asap.

shoot me an offer [email protected]

Graham Cooper
groom computer
sex machine
Genesis Adam

What publicity do the sponsors get Graham ? Banners on the main MINE walls ? free coal ????? pics with you wearing maybe a branded miners helmet ?.......

I think you need to spell out the benefits of the deal ?

Good luck :)

You get 1000% interest, and I'll wear your logo on my shirt for my first Oprah interview.

Eternal youth and beauty and riches is guaranteed too, but I don't want to jinx the deal here.

wow ! nice deal.....Would Oprah let you wear a shirt saying DoubleBJWhores or simlar though ..you may want to think on that part ...:winkwink:

By the way what does the average 2 bed/2 bath ? Mine go for rent wise at the moment ...its been a long time since I last checked out the prices ?....:) not much demand for them here ..but well Australia I guess there is.

I could slip the tshirt in under a suit, but they'd probably pixelate it. When I hit $2000 per week I'll ask my mining engineer brother about mine rental. I'm not keen on going down an elevator shaft but there's spiral tunnels that trucks drive down. Apparently they're like underground cities with water, air, power all supplied and miners stay underground in 2 week shifts.

I was thinking more like a small tiny mine...that sounds huge.

Anyway good luck with project...:)

I went on a cave tour which had no effect on the sonic torture. God said there were "small gaps", and we were only 20 or 30 meters from the entrance.

Coal mines seep poisonous gas, an abandoned gold mine should work.

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What the fuck is sonic torture? please explain yourself...

Ok. I'm Adam, and you're Eve. Deal?

Maybe the carpenters union will be interested

Secret service helicopters with LASER to sonic weapons.

They hover above me 24/7, the microwave or gamma ray or infrared LASERS
heat the air in pulses like speaker pulses and generate noise.

I know it's hard to believe but that's why they've been able to torture me
8 years constantly, nobody will check out my claim.

Apart from people left on racks in the middle ages, this is the longest torture
session in history. Dozen's of agents working around the clock abusing me
all day every day! NO SH1T!

WHY WOULD US GOVT DO THAT you ask. BECAUSE I'M GENESIS ADAM.

Nearly 5,000 witnesses have heard the torture and have done nothing,
TMM_JOHN from this forum heard it and posted that I am telling the truth in GFY!

Anyway, this is fruitless, carry on, wait for the next 50,000km2 oil spill on your beaches.

Ooh a stalker, I can post goatse under all you comments too!

I dont get it, if you arent making 2 grand a month, why are you in this business?
Seriously, what is it you are asking of us?

Everyone is son of God, so would you sponsor everyone?

I made $410 last week, but I can't afford to promote PimpCash to get affiliates
for Camgirls.com.

I'm at a stalemate and it's going to take a long time to get where I want.

I have the rocket ship, just need some fuel.

1000% interest if anyone thinks I can make it back for them with Camgirls.com

You can have 10% - 50% partnership in Camgirls.com but we've tried that route
and nobody was interested.

Don't you think it's just a little too apt that your alias is CHOSEN!

You basically just contradicted yourself.

Take a look at http://tinyurl.com/TheMostImportantPostOnUsenet

I said part of deity is that people's replies to me are reflected in their alias.

e.g. Vanilla Gorilla told me to fall down a well and they'd pour in concrete!

That claim of deity was on 02 02 2002, the dawn of homosapien 2.

If you don't understand what I'm talking about, your alias just confirmed
that I'm the CHOSEN one.

Welcome back camgirls.

Why don't you sell the domain on, make a profit on it while you still can, and then reinvest in something more in keeping with your actual interests?

I'd only get around $500K if I'm lucky, highest offer was $450K from Webcams.com and 3 $350K offers.

Jasmin makes $200 million a year, so I don't care if it cost 50 pence from a hieroglyphics peddler there are numerous generic camgirls domains doing $xx million a year.

I'm the stud of homo sapiens, you'll figure it out! :winkwink:

I will believe you are the stud of homo sapiens before I believe Jasmin makes $200 million a year

I'm not here to try to prove anything, 8 years wasted doing that. If you don't have lots of money to spare then I don't wanna hear from you.

I might be interested.

So you are offering 50% of the revenue? If we manage it?
No startup investment?

How do i make sure i get the money when im making you money? Is there a prepaid deal involved?

No sry that would set you back around 100k

I would only give away 50% to an established site
that delivered 50k hits a day.

How can I prepay you if I'm strapped for cash?

If I gave you control of a $xx,xxx,xxx domain and
cash up front to manage it you'd want to be manager
of Buckingham Palace to get that deal.

So the deal is i get full control to the domain and full management right? Im still interested and i can bring in at least 50k hits daily easily. But i still dont understand the full deal? What share do we get? Do you expect us to invest in it? Do you invest in it?

Need money huh?

Good luck with that.

Ok I would set the DNS to your server and you would run
camgirls.com paying me either 50% or $1000pw whichever
is greater. After my living expenses are covered the
remainder of my half would go back into advertising.

It's making $400pw now so with 50k hits a day you
should be able to cover $600pw for the domain.

I didn't have time to read the thread but when I saw the thread title it reminded me of the best Lamb of God song, this song is so kickass it kicks the ass of the ass that kicks the ass! :thumbsup

I need to do all the work, management, cms, etc. And PAY you 1k a week?
I was willing to do a 50-50 thing, but im not going to invest time and money in it, free up some people to manage/run it, AND pay you 1k a week. A share would be fine with me, especially since i think a good site on that domain would be able to rake in 40k a month at the start.

Sorry, i guess i misunderstood the deal then.

You'd rather pay $20k a month than net $600pw

what's you site that can deliver 50k?

I bet it's Alexa 500,000

I'd give you a straight 50/50 cut if you showed me your site
but the idea is for me to ge some cash not give you a
free ride

What a fucking joker

:1orglaugh:1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

Darn I ask to get banned because of sh1t like this.

Shame I could make $40k a month but won't pay
$1k for the domain????

WTF.

best deal you got so far.

Yeh but I'm not going to sleep in my car for a month
waiting for my $20k

I Already have Thursday and Friday night to do that!

eastwood is so mrfrisky

You could at least TRY to adopt an incognito persona man :D

Ah mr frisky. That explains the potential traffic but no funds
to get started as he manages sites.

I have $1500 coming by the weekend so I could do
the 50/50 pending a 24 hr traffic test to the WL

Aha, so first you call me a joker, then you assume my sites are alexa 500,000, then you go ahead and run with the dumbasses that STILL think im mrfrisky (and im still not banned by eric, how come?), and THEN you ask me to send you anything?

Thanks for the nice talk. And good luck on your quest, if you rather find someone stupid that gives you 600 bucks a week then 20k to startoff im sure you WILL be living in your car asap.

You are always going to have the stink of Mr. Frisky all over anything you touch, regardless of how often you shout out that you aren't him.

No one knows for sure, so it's just easier to lump you both together and be done with it.

Sucks, but that's GFY.