Is it wrong to fart on you kids?
 

Farts, fart jokes, farting in general is just plain funny. Yeah I know it's immature, but it's still funny as hell. I've always farted on my daughters since I can remember, and they of course did the same thing back to me. One daughter is married now and she tells me she farts on her husband. Where did she learn that behaviour? Seriously. OMG this is funny.

Anyway my other daughter who is 19 years old has a 18 month old daughter who I spoil to death. The baby now laughs whenever I fart. She even laughs when she herself farts. Is she gonna grow up with this genetic farting on others thing I seem to have going on? Oh god.

You should be personally monetizing your network's fart niche traffic. You're an expert!

I think farting on children is without a doubt the best thing one can do....

Hahaha I'm as perverted as they come, but I see absolutely nothing sexual in farting. Is it even possible to get a erection from farting?

There you go, it's a true expression of your love for your child.



Now watch the idiots come in here and think I'm serious and call me a child abuser. LOL.

Farts are funny. Although I don't fart "on" my kids, my 2 year old girl will come and sit on my lap just to fart, and then laugh hysterically.

Aww, it all depends. Do you have pants on when you fart? That is pure abuse. You have to take them off and let a big one rip skin to skin to show true compassion.

These are the sort of priceless moments with your daughter that you will never forget. LOL

Ok that made me LOL

i love to fart alone :)

Ah I get it now. Yeah if your wearing like bluejeans it could chaffe the babies skin, I could see how that would be abuse. Skin to skin no chance of that happening. Good thinking.

People who fart alone usually sniff it don't they?

Chicks dig it when you fart in bed and pull the covers over their head

Hey, hurry, pull my finger, it's got a cramp!

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During long road trips with the kids after stops at roadside fast food joints, well you know, that food really hits the spot. I would lock the windows, turn the AC off and make them all suffer. LOL

You have some many options when it comes to the farting niches. Here are some examples:

The wife funnel fart: Wait until your wife is sleeping and put a funnel near her and let out as massive one and let her endure the stink.

The closet farter: push her in the closet and duck tape the individual to the wall. Call a group of friends over, take ex lax, and let it rip with farts and occasional feces.

Love for the family.

Not sure. I just remember seeing some fart niche site somewhere in my travels. Got a laugh of it. Some naked chicks farting in some guys face.

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Guess you haven't seen "Fart Domination's" videos.

You're supposed to cup your hand right over your asshole when you fart and let your wife breathe it in.

Collect the farts in mason jars :D

Funny thread!!

I'll let em fly too :thumbsup:thumbsup

I think it's o.k.

this thread should be a sticky

Your own kids is ok. Other peoples kids at the mall no... I've found

Ever put a flame to your farts??

Just the other night, I was drunk and it was funny as fuck! My wife now believes I can shoot fire;)

No joke, I had a friend who had shared custody of his 10 year old kid and one time when the kid was staying at his house he farted on him. The kid told his mom and within a week he was served with an emergency restraining order and for the next 3 years he could only see his kid under supervised conditions.

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My dad used to fart on me, and I think its hilarious. My ex-husband didn't see the humor and told me girls shouldn't do that. what does he know??

Yeah, that might not go over so good. LOL. How many months did you serve for that adventure? lol

Bookmarked. I don't what is more pathetic.

1. Someone recorded and named all these different farts.

or

2. I clicked and listened to every single one of them.


My side is hurting from laughing so much.

as parent now, I honestly have NO urge to fart on my daughter, but she sure farts on me! LOL

Only if I "Follow Through..."

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I'm going to load this for my 6 year old daughter... she's a little princess, except she loves farts!

Monkey game.