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Doctor Feelgood 04-13-2013 01:16 PM

My future predictions about planet Nibiru
 
Since my asteroid and meteor predictions came true, i decided to make some more theory's and predictions.
4/28/2013: Magnitude 7.8 Earthquake.
7/7/2013: Planet Nibiru can be seen in the sky.
9/9/2013: Solar flare knocks out communications.
10/2013: Planet Nibiru to pass Earth causing pole reversal.
11/2013: Asteroids from the Kuiper belt pass by Earth.
12/12/13: Earth gets more visiters from Asteriod belt.
3/4/2014: Magnitude 8.2 Earthquake.
10/10/2014: Comet 2013 A1 will impact Planet Mars thus bringing water back to Mars.

fitzmulti 04-13-2013 01:21 PM

You left out:
3/14/2014: Planet Nibiru pays for old parking tickets

Supz 04-13-2013 01:24 PM

somewhere in between steps 5 and 7, bitcoins will become the unified world currency.

fitzmulti 04-13-2013 01:26 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Supz (Post 19576668)
somewhere in between steps 5 and 7, bitcoins will become the unified world currency.

Hmmm ...... maybe the parking tickets I mentioned get paid for with bitcoins! ;-)

dyna mo 04-13-2013 01:28 PM

i fuckin lol'ed the second i read the thread title!
:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

funny shit!

Dirty F 04-13-2013 01:35 PM

Fucking nutters.

afoo 04-13-2013 01:37 PM

I am amazed at all the scientists who think they know "facts" when their theories are not really anything more then a "best guess". And their guesses care changing all the time. God's story has not changed at all. I believe we should teach creationism in schools, it will serve more people better. Out of a high school graduation class of 1000, how many will go on to a career in science? Say that 700 of them go on to college and that 300 go into the work force. Of the 700, 100 decide they want to major in physics or chemistry. Of them 70 get weeded out. You now have 30 people who will continue. The other 970 people will be better served with an education that focuses on creationism. We are living in a time with relative ethics. We are living in an increasing secular society, where life means little. We all watched in horror as the Teri Shiavo in Florida was starved to death. That never should have happened, in the light that there is information that her husband might have beat her the night she collapsed, and the uncertainty of her wishes. Even our most prized and well written scientists believe in God. Einstein believed in God, he was quoted as saying "I want to know God's thoughts, the rest are just details".

Dirty F 04-13-2013 02:01 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by afoo (Post 19576692)
I am amazed at all the scientists who think they know "facts" when their theories are not really anything more then a "best guess". And their guesses care changing all the time. God's story has not changed at all. I believe we should teach creationism in schools, it will serve more people better. Out of a high school graduation class of 1000, how many will go on to a career in science? Say that 700 of them go on to college and that 300 go into the work force. Of the 700, 100 decide they want to major in physics or chemistry. Of them 70 get weeded out. You now have 30 people who will continue. The other 970 people will be better served with an education that focuses on creationism. We are living in a time with relative ethics. We are living in an increasing secular society, where life means little. We all watched in horror as the Teri Shiavo in Florida was starved to death. That never should have happened, in the light that there is information that her husband might have beat her the night she collapsed, and the uncertainty of her wishes. Even our most prized and well written scientists believe in God. Einstein believed in God, he was quoted as saying "I want to know God's thoughts, the rest are just details".

You have issues dude.

pornmasta 04-13-2013 02:14 PM

http://www.cpcml.ca/images2012/Asia/...ektu02crop.jpg

"Kim jong il watching planet nibiru"

afoo 04-13-2013 02:42 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Dirty F (Post 19576720)
You have issues dude.

we can argue this all fucking day, and in the end it didn;t matter any more than it did when you guys started

Mutt 04-13-2013 02:58 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by afoo (Post 19576692)
I am amazed at all the scientists who think they know "facts" when their theories are not really anything more then a "best guess". And their guesses care changing all the time. God's story has not changed at all. I believe we should teach creationism in schools, it will serve more people better. Out of a high school graduation class of 1000, how many will go on to a career in science? Say that 700 of them go on to college and that 300 go into the work force. Of the 700, 100 decide they want to major in physics or chemistry. Of them 70 get weeded out. You now have 30 people who will continue. The other 970 people will be better served with an education that focuses on creationism. We are living in a time with relative ethics. We are living in an increasing secular society, where life means little. We all watched in horror as the Teri Shiavo in Florida was starved to death. That never should have happened, in the light that there is information that her husband might have beat her the night she collapsed, and the uncertainty of her wishes. Even our most prized and well written scientists believe in God. Einstein believed in God, he was quoted as saying "I want to know God's thoughts, the rest are just details".

This is a facetious post I am assuming.

If not then yes of course humankind would be better off living according to ancient fairy tales written and orally passed down by superstitious, frightened goat herders - the fairy tales where slavery is condoned, where this omnipotent God causes death and destruction at his whim out of anger, where homosexuals are to be killed, where innocent people are made to suffer while this God who can do anything sits by and watches, where people with dark skin are cursed lesser beings. "We are living in an increasing secular society, where life means little" - yes, the secular world of science can't compare to the fairy tale world of God, his world is a better world where millions suffered and died because God wanted them to, he was teaching them a lesson. Shame on the secular world for saving so many lives with its blasphemous science.

Religion breeds ignorance, its relies on ignorance, desperation and fear. You if your post isn't a joke are a prime example. Einstein did not believe in any God like the one who stars in your fairy tales. Einstein was a pantheist, as were most of the Founding Fathers of the United States. The 'God' or 'Creator' Einstein and Washington and Jefferson referred to was not the imaginary old man sitting on a throne in the sky from the Bible.

Our lack of morals and ethics have little to do with secularism. People don't need fairy tales to teach them right and wrong, they need good parents and a just society to do that.

afoo 04-13-2013 03:06 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mutt (Post 19576774)
This is a facetious post I am assuming.

If not then yes of course humankind would be better off living according to ancient fairy tales written and orally passed down by superstitious, frightened goat herders - the fairy tales where slavery is condoned, where this omnipotent God causes death and destruction at his whim out of anger, where homosexuals are to be killed, where innocent people are made to suffer while this God who can do anything sits by and watches, where people with dark skin are cursed lesser beings. "We are living in an increasing secular society, where life means little" - yes, the secular world of science can't compare to the fairy tale world of God, his world is a better world where millions suffered and died because God wanted them to, he was teaching them a lesson. Shame on the secular world for saving so many lives with its blasphemous science.

Religion breeds ignorance, its relies on ignorance, desperation and fear. You if your post isn't a joke are a prime example. Einstein did not believe in any God like the one who stars in your fairy tales. Einstein was a pantheist, as were most of the Founding Fathers of the United States. The 'God' or 'Creator' Einstein and Washington and Jefferson referred to was not the imaginary old man sitting on a throne in the sky from the Bible.

Our lack of morals and ethics have little to do with secularism. People don't need fairy tales to teach them right and wrong, they need good parents and a just society to do that.

I have put you on a permanent ignore, public and private. I have found you disturbing, rude and generally not worth talking to. According to the forums you hang on, it strengtens the effect of wanting to put you on ignore because of my lack of interest in you as a person. This message is not meant to be rude to you, just to inform you that i won't see anything of what you type from now on.

pornmasta 04-13-2013 03:08 PM

afoo... 30 posts spamming drugs..

Dirty F 04-13-2013 03:13 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by afoo (Post 19576785)
I have put you on a permanent ignore, public and private. I have found you disturbing, rude and generally not worth talking to. According to the forums you hang on, it strengtens the effect of wanting to put you on ignore because of my lack of interest in you as a person. This message is not meant to be rude to you, just to inform you that i won't see anything of what you type from now on.

Don't tell me the above post was the final reason to put him on ignore?

Mutt 04-13-2013 03:21 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by afoo (Post 19576785)
I have put you on a permanent ignore, public and private. I have found you disturbing, rude and generally not worth talking to. According to the forums you hang on, it strengtens the effect of wanting to put you on ignore because of my lack of interest in you as a person. This message is not meant to be rude to you, just to inform you that i won't see anything of what you type from now on.

LOL this is the only forum I "hang on". Typical 'god fearer', using lies and character assassination against anybody who dares to burst their bubble of ignorance and fantasy.

Just want you to know, I have put a curse on you, shall you not apologize to me, you and your descendants will reap nothing but sorrow for all the days that you live. I suggest you begin sacrificing burnt offerings to me very quickly.

afoo 04-13-2013 03:42 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by pornmasta (Post 19576790)
afoo... 30 posts spamming drugs..

shut the fuk up bitch u get a lyf dumass ur a fkn hipacrit u sed to keep shyt to urself well u didnt do that n ur lyk aw get over it well u fkn get over it 2 then dont go fkn ritin shyt lyk u sed fkn looza

Dirty F 04-13-2013 03:46 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by afoo (Post 19576824)
shut the fuk up bitch u get a lyf dumass ur a fkn hipacrit u sed to keep shyt to urself well u didnt do that n ur lyk aw get over it well u fkn get over it 2 then dont go fkn ritin shyt lyk u sed fkn looza

Wtf is this?

Dirty F 04-13-2013 03:47 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by afoo (Post 19576824)
shut the fuk up bitch u get a lyf dumass ur a fkn hipacrit u sed to keep shyt to urself well u didnt do that n ur lyk aw get over it well u fkn get over it 2 then dont go fkn ritin shyt lyk u sed fkn looza

Let me guess. You didn't finish school?

pornmasta 04-13-2013 03:48 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Dirty F (Post 19576828)
Wtf is this?

i don't know i didn't read.

afoo 04-13-2013 03:59 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by pornmasta (Post 19576830)
i don't know i didn't read.

Quote:

Originally Posted by Dirty F (Post 19576829)
Let me guess. You didn't finish school?

Eat shit, you greasy pacifist hippies. I am sick to death of the ludicrous anti-American ravings of you pissed-off geeks. Do you really believe the rest of us don't see right through your mental pathology? Your entire political philosophy boils down to this: "The cool kids picked on me in high school, and I can't get over it. I hate America"

scarlettcontent 04-13-2013 04:05 PM

nice predictions :)

mrgica 04-13-2013 04:07 PM

http://hiltoncollege.files.wordpress...picsmall22.jpg

Dirty F 04-13-2013 04:16 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by afoo (Post 19576840)
Eat shit, you greasy pacifist hippies. I am sick to death of the ludicrous anti-American ravings of you pissed-off geeks. Do you really believe the rest of us don't see right through your mental pathology? Your entire political philosophy boils down to this: "The cool kids picked on me in high school, and I can't get over it. I hate America"

Are you schizophrenic by any chance?

Mutt 04-13-2013 04:34 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by afoo (Post 19576840)
Eat shit, you greasy pacifist hippies. I am sick to death of the ludicrous anti-American ravings of you pissed-off geeks. Do you really believe the rest of us don't see right through your mental pathology? Your entire political philosophy boils down to this: "The cool kids picked on me in high school, and I can't get over it. I hate America"

Awesome, GFY has a new moron. You've gone from 'anti-secular religious fundamentalist' to defender of America, a country founded on secularism and now you're anti-pacifist, which goes against God's wishes - while the Bible is filled with stories of war, both the Old and New Testament preach pacifism.

Jesus said:

"You have heard that it was said, 'An eye for an eye, and a tooth for a tooth.' But I tell you, do not resist an evil person. If someone strikes you on the right cheek, turn to him the other also"

I like crazy people, some are brilliant, you're just a mouth breathing idiot I fear :Oh crap

Doctor Feelgood 04-13-2013 04:58 PM

what a mess of a thread this became. lets keep religion out of this thread. there is no god and jesus was scam artist.

most of my theories are based on facts.

1)the earthquakes are based on the saturn code planetary alignments.
2)the flare is based on the suns cycle. we just had one and tonights the aurora.
3)the nibiru sighting is based on the summer soltace for usa and the new moon in june. right now you can see nibiru from the south pole.
4)it is rumored nibiru will make its closest approach in october.
5)alot of debris is following nibiru and will whiplash it at us.
6)the really is a comet heading to mars but we are not sure what will happen.

pornmasta 04-13-2013 09:49 PM



I didn't want to make a new thread for this video

EddyTheDog 04-13-2013 09:55 PM

I think Afoo is a bot - I want one - Its the rudest bot ever!!

Dirty F 04-14-2013 01:25 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Doctor Feelgood (Post 19576903)
what a mess of a thread this became. lets keep religion out of this thread. there is no god and jesus was scam artist.

most of my theories are based on facts.

1)the earthquakes are based on the saturn code planetary alignments.
2)the flare is based on the suns cycle. we just had one and tonights the aurora.
3)the nibiru sighting is based on the summer soltace for usa and the new moon in june. right now you can see nibiru from the south pole.
4)it is rumored nibiru will make its closest approach in october.
5)alot of debris is following nibiru and will whiplash it at us.
6)the really is a comet heading to mars but we are not sure what will happen.

Stop getting your "facts" at Youtube and ATS. It makes you look ridiculous.
You know it's always the same bs with you idiot.
Insane predictions which in 100% won't happen and not one of you ever admits it was total nonsense.
You just ignore and move on to the next crazy prediction.
You people are fucking pathetic.

afoo 04-14-2013 11:16 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Dirty F (Post 19577197)
Stop getting your "facts" at Youtube and ATS. It makes you look ridiculous.
You know it's always the same bs with you idiot.
Insane predictions which in 100% won't happen and not one of you ever admits it was total nonsense.
You just ignore and move on to the next crazy prediction.
You people are fucking pathetic.

Hi, my name is Gareth. I'm from Brisbane, Australia. I'm into emo and zines. I actually used to do sexual stuff with my father. It was kinda weird when it first happened, but it's cool now. We jerk each other off and sometimes I rub his load into my nipples. It's pretty cool. I like to taste it. It's salty. Sometimes I mix our semen together. It's like a party for our sperm. They get some "social time." For a little while we used to play with each others faeces. It was gross for a little bit, but once you get over the whole "it stinks" part, it's awesome. It's like playing with DIY play dough. That's pretty punk. I would love to play with your faeces. Some would think faeces is faeces but hot chick faeces is alot better. Yours would be THE SHIT. LOL. GET IT?

Dirty F 04-14-2013 11:18 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by afoo (Post 19577722)
Hi, my name is Gareth. I'm from Brisbane, Australia. I'm into emo and zines. I actually used to do sexual stuff with my father. It was kinda weird when it first happened, but it's cool now. We jerk each other off and sometimes I rub his load into my nipples. It's pretty cool. I like to taste it. It's salty. Sometimes I mix our semen together. It's like a party for our sperm. They get some "social time." For a little while we used to play with each others faeces. It was gross for a little bit, but once you get over the whole "it stinks" part, it's awesome. It's like playing with DIY play dough. That's pretty punk. I would love to play with your faeces. Some would think faeces is faeces but hot chick faeces is alot better. Yours would be THE SHIT. LOL. GET IT?

Time to get professional help, Bjorn.

- Jesus Christ - 04-14-2013 11:27 AM

http://i.imgur.com/nqvDaoC.gif

afoo 04-14-2013 12:30 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Dirty F (Post 19577726)
Time to get professional help, Bjorn.

excuse me, but i politely ask you to cease your torpid attempts at manifesting versimilitude through your crude preferences of internet lexicon. my comprehension of the english language is brobdingnagian, effortlessly micrifying your picayune and odious disposition, of which has already saturated me with a pullulating impression of ennui coupled with execration. good day.

Dirty F 04-14-2013 12:55 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by - Jesus Christ - (Post 19577736)

:1orglaugh

babeterminal 04-14-2013 02:45 PM

que...............

CaptainHowdy 04-14-2013 02:47 PM

I'd wish to be that seriously insane ...

edgeprod 04-14-2013 06:32 PM

Niribu is like god -- doesn't exist, but people still talk a lot about it.

Fetish Gimp 04-14-2013 06:42 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by afoo (Post 19576692)
I am amazed at all the scientists who think they know "facts" when their theories are not really anything more then a "best guess".

But that's not what scientific theory means or how science works.

Phoenix 04-14-2013 08:42 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by edgeprod (Post 19578152)
Niribu is like god -- doesn't exist, but people still talk a lot about it.

Exactly..even now if its visible in the southern hemisphere as they claim..we would all see it by now..lol

John-ACWM 04-15-2013 03:11 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by fitzmulti (Post 19576663)
You left out:
3/14/2014: Planet Nibiru pays for old parking tickets

:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

Dirty F 04-15-2013 03:26 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Doctor Feelgood (Post 19576651)
Since my asteroid and meteor predictions came true, i decided to make some more theory's and predictions.
4/28/2013: Magnitude 7.8 Earthquake.
7/7/2013: Planet Nibiru can be seen in the sky.
9/9/2013: Solar flare knocks out communications.
10/2013: Planet Nibiru to pass Earth causing pole reversal.
11/2013: Asteroids from the Kuiper belt pass by Earth.
12/12/13: Earth gets more visiters from Asteriod belt.
3/4/2014: Magnitude 8.2 Earthquake.
10/10/2014: Comet 2013 A1 will impact Planet Mars thus bringing water back to Mars.

If none of that happens will you come back here an admit you're a delusional idiot?
Or will you just ignore and start another ridiculous prediction?


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