Russian Motorcycle Robot Army fail. Pooty sad !
 

Poor pooty.

dat third world technology :1orglaugh

how embarrassing.

Russia, please stop trying to invent stuff and just steal another country's plans like you usually do.

This is typical Russia. Thinking they're smarter than they actually are.

Poor thing could be defeated with a nerf gun :1orglaugh

http://i5.walmartimages.com/dfw/dce0...4cb5f2f.v1.jpg

Noob inventors.

is that their own version of ROBOCOP? or is that their way of strengthening their "forces"? clearly, they have a lot of improvement to do.

Tech based in the fifties?

Why they program it to ride like girl?

Where can i see a similar western world technology ?

Some serious shit there boys :1orglaugh

Where did they get this thing? From an 80's B-Movie?

That lack of comprehension :1orglaugh

how defining.

The Russian Top Gear lacks a little something!

Can it go a lil' bit faster? :)

you bet

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:1orglaugh .

This is not even a joke. This is a facepalm.

http://fc05.deviantart.net/fs71/i/20...oo-d55uh66.jpg

Йобаный стыд.

Unfortunately this is not a technology. This is a fake dummy which was made to stole 100's of millions from the Russian budget. The ugliest thing is that everybody knows it (yes everybody, even including moronic Putin) and everybody pretends this shit is for real. I can't stop thinking that Putin is a CIA or Mossad agent who was sent here to destroy the country from inside.

Actually the Russians borrowed one of the starving North Koreans from one of the work camps and dressed him up as a robot.

I wonder where the money really went?

To the pockets of officials of course. It's normal here when the government spends millions of dollars on a simple website. That's not a joke. E.g.: The cost of the Moscow City Hall site can enter the Guinness Book of Records. That's how Putin's corruption model works in Russia.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KC4J4Rmz_Rc

http://clip2net.com/clip/m84465/38f5f-clip-249kb.jpg

Nah its the same in most of the post-communist countries.. fucking corrupt pigs

The funny facts are:

1) Curiosity was sent to Mars by a rocket equipped with Russian engines (РД-180).
2) Curiosity uses Russian plutonium energy elements to generate the electricity.
3) The subsurface water on Mars was detected by Russian neutron-shooting instrument DAN.

:upsidedow

So lifelike chick. Doesn't look like a robot at all. :)

"Vaisala has a presence in examining the Martian atmosphere as the Mars Rover Curiosity is equipped with Vaisala BAROCAP® and HUMICAP® pressure and humidity sensors. The sensors are a part of instrumentation designed by the Finnish Meteorological Institute (FMI), and they will be used to gather accurate readings of pressure and humidity in the extreme environmental conditions of the Martian atmosphere."

Mars Rover Curiosity Equipped with Vaisala?s Pressure and Humidity Sensors - Vaisala

I'm waiting for my first big fat affiliate check so I can buy one :)

Although if it works, it can use same machinery than humans. One assembly line less, as humans are produced by fucking. Well, you can of course have a line for that too.

One more Eastern European device used by Curiosity :thumbsup

Although we don't consider us being Eastern Europeans. There is even debate us being Europeans, but EU has increased the feeling of us being Europeans. Essentially we are lone wolves or something like that.

Saying us being Eastern Europeans is actually insulting (maybe you knew that), because it is associated with Soviet Union and Russia.

But great devices, I can agree with that.

oh the arrogance of the west :1orglaugh


indian mission to mars 75m$
USA almost same mission to mars 750m$

now the west will argue "our exact same mission was much better than the indian one and our mars is much better than the mars india visited" :1orglaugh

want to hear a real army fail?

the USA there are almost 1000 generals and admirals, do I really need to point out the absurdity?...google "residence of general of US army" and see how much money is wasted on, some would say, palatial accommodation for ONE THOUSAND generals LOL who basically have personal staff, 234 military golf courses with just toilet seats for said golf courses being charged 400$/pop to the tax payer, 500million$/year on marching bands ect ect and thats just the luxury and entertainment part of the US army I will not go in to the actual butt fuck where they make a nation scared and sell them "security" :1orglaugh


so yeah go ahead and laugh at putins shitty robot LOL:thumbsup don't forget to lube up gooooood for your government tho :1orglaugh

Who cares what you consider? Look at the map. The 1/3 of Finland is located at the same longitude as Russia. The rest of it as eastern as Ukraine, Belarus, Latvia, Romania, Moldova, Turkey etc. Even Bulgaria is a more western country than Finland (not mention Poland, Slovakia and Serbia). So it's not a matter of what you think. It's a simple geographical fact.

So, even Sweden is Eastern European country? How about Northern European? Finland is in quite north in terms of Russia's main areas like Moscow and so on, not to mention the other Eastern European countries.

https://www.google.fi/maps/@57.8115758,60.626092,3z

There is no USSR anymore, so there is no associations with it. According to your logic, Finland must be associated with Nazi Germany and 3rd Reich because you were aliens during WWII. I'm I correct? :)

As about Russia... Finland like Russian Federation was a part of Russian Empire before the revolution of 1917. That's your history and we can't change it.

Your education sucks, man. North/South is the thing defined by latitude, while East/West is the thing defined by longitude. So you are at the East and North at the same time, like Turkey which (partially) is at the East and South of Europe. BTW, if you look at the map, you will see that Russian territory expands even much more Northern than Finland.

that's ridiculous dude, so you would call Greece "eastern Europe" too? using your logic country of South Africa is in west Africa? (you split Africa in half, and look, South Africa falls in the west section!)

Associations don't die that easily. And the Soviet Union was mostly plain Russia to us. We called you guys Russians then, before that, and now. Accurate or not. About Nazi Germany, Finnish do have Germany symphaties, although not nazi ones. It even was most important foreign language after the war, despite German's defeat, before English came and changed that.

And yes, we were part of Russia about a hundred years, and before that we were part of Sweden and before that we had "tribe stuff". The hundred year in a time span of thousand years, didn't make us Russians.

Why we should define our location just west/east wise (how we see ourselves)? If there is something that defines our location, it is north. About Russia's northern parts, I did mention about the main parts of Russia, and the long time historical core area, that is quite south wise, actually a tad more south wise than it is currently.

Yes of course. It's on the Eastern edge of Europe and very close to Turkey. I know that geographical education in the States is worse than nothing, but I hope you know that the biggest part of Turkey is located in Asia (the border goes right through Istanbul). Now look where Turkey and were Finland are on the map and try to imagine a vertical line from Turkey up to Finland (FYI: it's called longitude). Note the other countries along that line (e.g. where Eastern European Poland is). Are you surprised? :winkwink:

Ok, will associate Finland with Nazis then, because Finland was mostly plain Nazi allies to us :winkwink:

Finland (as a independent or as a part of Sweden) has had about 80 wars with Russia (CCCR or Russia). In one of those we had Nazi-Germany as an "allied". And not even formally allied until the deal later on the war (to get weapons and other support), that was ditched when the opportunity arose. Germans did even burn the whole Lapland for ditching the contract; some Lapland folks hold the grudge for that even today.

And during Winter war when CCCR attacked to Finland, Germany wasn't our allied, only after that. Neither Nazi-Germany or CCCR treated us well. First Hitler did deal that CCCR can do with us what it wants, and just later on as we hold, he thought that we could be in use for them. Well, we didn't have that much loyalty neither as was already told.

One more secret for woj: almost a half of the whole Europe (40%+) belongs to Russia. Remember it every time when you say "Europe" ;)