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kittykatt 02-23-2015 12:27 AM

worst way to die?
 
what, in your opinion, would be the worst way to die? I think mine would have to be stranded at sea. Cats just hate getting wet.

TTI-Rich 02-23-2015 12:28 AM

Burned alive like that Jordanian pilot.

Harmon 02-23-2015 12:39 AM

http://i.imgur.com/JPkU7O3.gif

CurrentlySober 02-23-2015 01:37 AM

from constipation...

Matyko 02-23-2015 01:46 AM

this question/thread is shit. :pimp

L-Pink 02-23-2015 01:53 AM

Shot by a cop even though I dindu nuffin.


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XMaster 02-23-2015 01:54 AM

it reminds me "les idées noires" by Franquin, a great Belgian cartoonist.

http://old.brokenfrontier.com/userfi...noires_05b.jpg

At the end it says : "I did not take him seriously when he bet he would die hanged and drowned in a car crash"

aka123 02-23-2015 03:01 AM

Probably being tortured days before you eventually die. Although if it continues any longer it is more like painful living.

AdultKing 02-23-2015 03:50 AM


RyuLion 02-23-2015 03:56 AM

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AdultKing 02-23-2015 03:58 AM

This is a better one: death and destruction at the end :)


Loka 02-23-2015 04:04 AM

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Originally Posted by AdultKing (Post 20400783)
This is a better one: death and destruction at the end :)


After watching that video, I would want to keep myself away from the highways.

CaptainHowdy 02-23-2015 06:36 AM

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Originally Posted by Matyko (Post 20400733)
this question/thread is shit. :pimp

:2 cents: ...

bronco67 02-23-2015 06:52 AM

To be eaten alive by another living creature. I think an alligator would be the scariest, and hopefully I'd die of a heart attack before he finishes his meal.

aka123 02-23-2015 07:23 AM

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Originally Posted by bronco67 (Post 20400878)
To be eaten alive by another living creature. I think an alligator would be the scariest, and hopefully I'd die of a heart attack before he finishes his meal.

Hmm.. "good choise", but it is not that easy to become eaten alive, if you mean being swallowed as a whole. Being bitten to peaces is just regular stuff, but if you would end up alive into the stomach? Probably you would suffocate soon, but if not, then it will get more interesting. Would the gastric acids melt you down slowly? Or would you die to lack of water/ hunger? Or to stay alive eating and drinking what the animal has eaten? Although the answer is suffocation.

Spunky 02-23-2015 07:25 AM

Probably burned alive

freecartoonporn 02-23-2015 08:11 AM

by chocking, i guess,

Plutocracy 02-23-2015 08:16 AM

Being buried alive and not dieing for a few days/week

poncabare 02-23-2015 08:22 AM

burnt...

J. Falcon 02-23-2015 08:25 AM

Trapped in a tight space where I couldn't move or see anything.

Fat Panda 02-23-2015 08:26 AM

wood chipper

bronco67 02-23-2015 08:56 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by aka123 (Post 20400907)
Hmm.. "good choise", but it is not that easy to become eaten alive, if you mean being swallowed as a whole. Being bitten to peaces is just regular stuff, but if you would end up alive into the stomach? Probably you would suffocate soon, but if not, then it will get more interesting. Would the gastric acids melt you down slowly? Or would you die to lack of water/ hunger? Or to stay alive eating and drinking what the animal has eaten? Although the answer is suffocation.

I meant being chewed to pieces...not necessarily ingested whole.

bronco67 02-23-2015 08:57 AM

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Originally Posted by J. Falcon (Post 20400961)
Trapped in a tight space where I couldn't move or see anything.

I have a recurring nightmare something like that. A huge relief to wake up.

Vendzilla 02-23-2015 09:56 AM

To die without ever really living would be the worse way

PR_Glen 02-23-2015 10:14 AM

cancer probably has all of these beat...

brassmonkey 02-23-2015 10:19 AM

prison riot raped and head cut off :1orglaugh:1orglaugh

SekobA 02-23-2015 11:04 AM

if you die knowing you got reach doing porn

Barry-xlovecam 02-23-2015 11:17 AM

Skinned alive would be right up there ...

Bladewire 02-23-2015 11:29 AM


brassmonkey 02-23-2015 11:47 AM

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Originally Posted by Barry-xlovecam (Post 20401145)
Skinned alive would be right up there ...

after a while the body will shut the pain off

Miguel T 02-23-2015 11:58 AM

Drowning or burned alive.

Barry-xlovecam 02-23-2015 12:01 PM

http://i.ytimg.com/vi/HBcWVmuqLyM/0.jpg

Perhaps a bit more intense ...

PR_Glen 02-23-2015 12:03 PM

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Originally Posted by brassmonkey (Post 20401171)
after a while the body will shut the pain off

you've watched too many movies...

pain doesn't magically disappear. People will pass out on and off, but it will wake you the fuck up in a hurry shortly after. the only reason they do this in movies is because listening to someone moan and scream for longer than a few seconds is unsettling to the viewer...

LeRoy 02-23-2015 12:08 PM

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Originally Posted by PR_Glen (Post 20401065)
cancer probably has all of these beat...

I'd take the wood chipper or burning alive than dying from cancer :2 cents:

Scott McD 02-23-2015 12:13 PM

Being locked in a room listening to Sam Smith songs...

xNetworx 02-23-2015 12:19 PM

injured and left for dead, alone

(or tortured to death obviously)

Rochard 02-23-2015 12:26 PM

When I go I want it to be quick and painless.

pornmasta 02-23-2015 12:36 PM

starving, it takes months

Mutt 02-23-2015 12:37 PM

This is why when I hear somebody died of a heart attack my thought is 'That's wonderful. Congrats to all involved'. Because other than dying in your sleep a sudden fatal heart attack is the closest thing.

Cancer is bad, different cancers though have different courses of destruction - some are not nearly as painful as others and with some the pain only comes near the end when a good doctor should be able to keep the pain at bay with narcotics. It's still illegal to prescribe heroin for the terminally ill which is mind blowingly cruel and stupid.

Canadian Supreme Court just handed down a decision that is fairly broad, stating that assisted suicide is legal for people in a lot of pain, and they didn't make a distinction between physical and mental suffering. The government has a year to pass a law setting the conditions/rules for assisted suicide. If they do nothing then by default it becomes legal BUT no doctor or friend will want to risk helping somebody to die because the risk is you could still be charged and have a long legal battle to defend yourself. I'm hoping Harper does the right thing and passes a reasonable assisted suicide law similar to Switzerland's. I doubt he will unfortunately.

kittykatt 02-23-2015 02:02 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Harmon (Post 20400710)

Quote:

Originally Posted by Matyko (Post 20400733)
this question/thread is shit. :pimp

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Originally Posted by CaptainHowdy (Post 20400872)
:2 cents: ...

OH, my bad. next time I'll title it "shit thread" I'm sure tons of you would love it then, at least CurrentlySober :winkwink: Happy monday and GO FUCK YOURSELVES :321GFY


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