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LovinNothin 02-03-2016 07:07 AM

I fucking hate Ted Cruz!!!
 
Of all the politicians running, he is the worst.

He speaks like he just graduated "Politician School 101" and does that annoying pattern when he speaks:

He talks, then he pauses, then talks, then pauses, then talks....!!!! FUCKING ASSHOLE JUST SPEAK NORMAL!!! He thinks he's talking to children and they have to catch up? Or, he loves the sound of his own voice and pauses to savor each moment he speaks.

He has that whiny plugged up nasal voice. I bet he was a spoiled asshole brat when he was a kid and never learned to speak correctly.

He must spend 2 hours in the mirror grooming himself.

A self absorbed asshole that never had the talent to be an actor, so he went into politics.

How is it that assholes like that end up with so much political power? Is the country really that fucking stupid???

I get sick when I see or hear him speak. He says the same stupid things every time he opens his trap.


Go pluck your eyebrows and dye your hair some more you fucking fake moronic politician!!!

"I'm so important. (pause) And so smart (pause), everybody (pause) come here and (pause) listen to me (pause) speak.


http://static.lgbtqnation.com/assets.../Ted-Cruz1.jpg

bronco67 02-03-2016 07:11 AM

he also has the most punchable face ever. This look says "please smash me in the face with a canoe".

http://i.imgur.com/H8yCLzP.png

12clicks 02-03-2016 07:12 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by LovinNothin (Post 20719357)
Of all the politicians running, he is the worst.

He speaks like he just graduated "Politician School 101" and does that annoying pattern when he speaks:

He talks, then he pauses, then talks, then pauses, then talks....!!!! FUCKING ASSHOLE JUST SPEAK NORMAL!!! He thinks he's talking to children and they have to catch up? Or, he loves the sound of his own voice and pauses to savor each moment he speaks.

He has that whiny plugged up nasal voice. I bet he was a spoiled asshole brat when he was a kid and never learned to speak correctly.

He must spend 2 hours in the mirror grooming himself.

A self absorbed asshole that never had the talent to be an actor, so he went into politics.

How is it that assholes like that end up with so much political power? Is the country really that fucking stupid???

I get sick when I see or hear him speak. He says the same stupid things every time he opens his trap.


Go pluck your eyebrows and dye your hair some more you fucking fake moronic politician!!!

I'd love to hear who you like.

LovinNothin 02-03-2016 07:18 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by 12clicks (Post 20719360)
I'd love to hear who you like.

I called it last year. It's going to be Berny vs. Trump at the end.

I like them both because both are not banked owned.

I like Berny, but, he does seem to promise way too much. Free college and free medical, the only way to do that is to end all the wars.

I like Trump because he is a real business man and this country is a business and needs an experienced person to run it like one. Trump has the ego and the balls to pull it off so we should let him.

I don't think Berny has the physical strength to pull it off and I see his health getting worse. It may affect his campaign.

I think Trump will win by 53 to 58%.

Save this post. :thumbsup

bronco67 02-03-2016 07:22 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by LovinNothin (Post 20719370)
I called it last year. It's going to be Berny vs. Trump at the end.

I like them both because both are not banked owned.

I like Berny, but, he does seem to promise way too much. Free college and free medical, the only way to do that is to end all the wars.

Hillary definitely has a lot worry about with after the contest in Iowa. Bernie Sanders doesn't seem like so much of a joke anymore. You could say he also won Iowa.

SuckOnThis 02-03-2016 08:19 AM

Ted's college roommate.....

Ted Cruz Was a Smelly, Terrible Roommate

"I would end up fielding the [girls'] complaints: 'Could you please keep your roommate out of our hallway?'" his undergrad roommate at Princeton Craig Mazin told the Daily Beast over the summer. ("I would rather have anybody else be the president of the United States. Anyone," Mazin added. "I would rather pick somebody from the phone book.")

2MuchMark 02-03-2016 08:20 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by bronco67 (Post 20719359)
he also has the most punchable face ever. This look says "please smash me in the face with a canoe".

http://i.imgur.com/H8yCLzP.png



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crockett 02-03-2016 08:25 AM

Ted Cruz is the candidate Republicans deserve. Sorry when your entire party acts like spoiled brats and children, this is what you end up with.

ITraffic 02-03-2016 08:27 AM

he seems more popular than trump at this point.

MaDalton 02-03-2016 08:27 AM

anyone who trusts "god" with his decisions about leading a country is a candidate for a straight jacket, not the White House

Believe in god, go to church - fine. but don't "pray" for an answer whether you should invade another country or not and don't base political decisions on a fairy tale book

MetaMan 02-03-2016 08:30 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MaDalton (Post 20719444)
anyone who trusts "god" with his decisions about leading a country is a candidate for a straight jacket, not the White House

Believe in god, go to church - fine. but don't "pray" for an answer whether you should invade another country or not and don't base political decisions on a fairy tale book

Lol says the guy who drools over muslim refugees

SuckOnThis 02-03-2016 08:32 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ITraffic (Post 20719443)
he seems more popular than trump at this point.

He's not. I suspect a lot of people supported Cruz in Iowa because they cannot stand Trump. He has zero chance of being elected in a general election.

MaDalton 02-03-2016 08:33 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MetaMan (Post 20719449)
Lol says the guy who drools over muslim refugees

post proof or fuck off

dyna mo 02-03-2016 08:34 AM

apparently, the liberals love him and are very happy he beat Trump. that's the important thing to a liberal, beating Trump.

ITraffic 02-03-2016 08:37 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MaDalton (Post 20719444)
anyone who trusts "god" with his decisions about leading a country is a candidate for a straight jacket, not the White House

Believe in god, go to church - fine. but don't "pray" for an answer whether you should invade another country or not and don't base political decisions on a fairy tale book

hate to break it to you but every political leader that has ever existed has probably consulted a higher power in the moments before massive life and death decisions for their country.

dyna mo 02-03-2016 08:43 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ITraffic (Post 20719457)
hate to break it to you but every political leader that has ever existed has probably consulted a higher power in the moments before massive life and death decisions for their country.

but it's OK when a liberal does it. like when Obama and Hillary send their prayers to shooting victims. or when Obama asks the USA to send its prayers to Christians persecuted by ISIS.

12clicks 02-03-2016 09:10 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by dyna mo (Post 20719458)
but it's OK when a liberal does it. like when Obama and Hillary send their prayers to shooting victims. or when Obama asks the USA to send its prayers to Christians persecuted by ISIS.

its the liberal way.

2MuchMark 02-03-2016 10:00 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MaDalton (Post 20719444)
anyone who trusts "god" with his decisions about leading a country is a candidate for a straight jacket, not the White House

:thumbsup:thumbsup:thumbsup

dyna mo 02-03-2016 10:04 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MaDalton (Post 20719444)
anyone who trusts "god" with his decisions about leading a country is a candidate for a straight jacket, not the White House

Believe in god, go to church - fine. but don't "pray" for an answer whether you should invade another country or not and don't base political decisions on a fairy tale book

President Obama said he prays America will seek God's face every day.

"When I wake in the morning, I wait on the Lord and I ask him to give me the strength to do right by our country and its people," he said.

"And when I go to bed at night, I wait on the Lord, and I ask him to forgive me of my sins and look after my family and the American people. And to make me an instrument of His will," he continued.

Obama Intimately Shares His Faith in God - US - CBN News - Christian News 24-7 - CBN.com


:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

Robbie 02-03-2016 10:06 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ITraffic (Post 20719443)
he seems more popular than trump at this point.

Where do you get your "information"?

RealClearPolitics - 2016 Election 2016 Presidential Polls

TCLGirls 02-03-2016 10:08 AM

Rafael "Ted The Cuban Canadian" Cruz is running high his week. It'll come crashing down soon enough.

Robbie 02-03-2016 10:09 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SuckOnThis (Post 20719453)
He's not. I suspect a lot of people supported Cruz in Iowa because they cannot stand Trump. He has zero chance of being elected in a general election.

More misinformation from a low information person.

Right now Clinton leads Trump in one on one national election by 2.7 %

Not exactly a "zero chance". And also that is while the primaries are still going on.

Once the general election starts....if Trump is the nominee he will turn his full attention on her.

RealClearPolitics - Election 2016 - General Election: Trump vs. Clinton

SuckOnThis 02-03-2016 10:22 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Robbie (Post 20719553)
More misinformation from a low information person.

Right now Clinton leads Trump in one on one national election by 2.7 %

Not exactly a "zero chance". And also that is while the primaries are still going on.

Once the general election starts....if Trump is the nominee he will turn his full attention on her.

RealClearPolitics - Election 2016 - General Election: Trump vs. Clinton


We're talking about Cruz, not sure what you're talking about.

CDSmith 02-03-2016 10:25 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Robbie (Post 20719553)
Once the general election starts....if Trump is the nominee he will turn his full attention on her.

Let's not put the dessert before the salad. :winkwink:

But damn that dessert looks tantalizing. Trump vs Hills 1 on 1 for the cup. Can't you just smell the fake hair and deleted emails burning?

Robbie 02-03-2016 10:26 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SuckOnThis (Post 20719566)
We're talking about Cruz, not sure what you're talking about.

Jesus Christ you ARE fucking stupid!!!
I quoted YOU saying Trump had zero chance in the general election. :1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

And I posted up the latest poll showing that yes he does.

You know...I was thinking that you were just an asshole...but now I'm thinking you really are plain out dumb. :1orglaugh

EDIT: I take that back. I just re-read what you originally said. It could be interpreted as either Trump OR Cruz. So that's my bad if you were saying Cruz had "zero chance".
I actually agree with that 100%. No way a religious nutcase would get enough votes in the general election.
I apologize. :)

Magnetron 02-03-2016 10:30 AM

http://www.maggiore.net/greenacres/images/e116.jpg

SuckOnThis 02-03-2016 10:30 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Robbie (Post 20719571)
Jesus Christ you ARE fucking stupid!!!
I quoted YOU saying Trump had zero chance in the general election. :1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

And I posted up the latest poll showing that yes he does.

You know...I was thinking that you were just an asshole...but now I'm thinking you really are plain out dumb. :1orglaugh


Wrong. You quoted me saying CRUZ has zero chance.

Robbie 02-03-2016 10:35 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SuckOnThis (Post 20719577)
Wrong. You quoted me saying CRUZ has zero chance.

Must have misread it.
I agree with you. And I apologize for jumping the gun and attacking you on that. :)

SuckOnThis 02-03-2016 10:39 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Robbie (Post 20719580)
Must have misread it.
I agree with you. And I apologize for jumping the gun and attacking you on that. :)


No prob, I figured that's what happened.

Robbie 02-03-2016 10:42 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SuckOnThis (Post 20719585)
No prob, I figured that's what happened.

Plus you "cheat" by having George Carlin as your avatar. I can't stay mad at you because everything you type has his picture beside it. lol

Tubthumper 02-03-2016 10:50 AM

Cruz spent all his focus and millions of dollars on Iowa only to finish a few percentage points ahead of Trump, and Cruz was just about guaranteed to win that state anyway. Yet even with his sure success, he decided to play dirty and send out voter violation e-mails to people who didn't vote. His camp also told voters that Ben Carson was dropping out after Iowa and that they should rethink wasting their vote on Carson, which potentially made a lot of Carson supporters vote for Cruz since they carry much of the same religious fan base. Now Cruz will be known as Cruz the liar and Donald Trump has already begun the attack on Cruz over the e-mails and Carson thing. Hell, even soft-spoken Carson has openly said Cruz's deceit pissed him off.

Also, Ted Cruz looks a bit aspy. Iowans voted for a Canadian aspergers victim as their candidate. We need to build a wall around them and block them from the rest of America, providing refugee status to those who desired freedom and voted for Trump.

SuckOnThis 02-03-2016 10:59 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Robbie (Post 20719586)
Plus you "cheat" by having George Carlin as your avatar. I can't stay mad at you because everything you type has his picture beside it. lol

Better? lol

SAMANTAmax 02-03-2016 11:00 AM

It looks like doesnt have enough authority

bronco67 02-03-2016 12:44 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by crockett (Post 20719442)
Ted Cruz is the candidate Republicans deserve. Sorry when your entire party acts like spoiled brats and children, this is what you end up with.

and it's very likely he can win because while he's hated by people who deal with him on a daily basis in DC, that might not be the case for Republican voters with the "anti-establishment" mindset. If you think Washington is gridlocked now, just watch what happens if Cruz is in the White House. He'll make Barack Obama look like the Republicans' BFF.

ITraffic 02-03-2016 12:53 PM

this is politics. not a spelling bee.

trump needs more than a few dumb rude slogans and stadiums filled with people with grade 7 educations and misspelled signs to win.

millions are going to flow to the candidate who is most likely to beat trump and that money will be used by sophisticated political operators and outfits to run circles around him on voting day. as the did on monday.


Quote:

Originally Posted by Tubthumper (Post 20719596)
Cruz spent all his focus and millions of dollars on Iowa only to finish a few percentage points ahead of Trump, and Cruz was just about guaranteed to win that state anyway. Yet even with his sure success, he decided to play dirty and send out voter violation e-mails to people who didn't vote. His camp also told voters that Ben Carson was dropping out after Iowa and that they should rethink wasting their vote on Carson, which potentially made a lot of Carson supporters vote for Cruz since they carry much of the same religious fan base. Now Cruz will be known as Cruz the liar and Donald Trump has already begun the attack on Cruz over the e-mails and Carson thing. Hell, even soft-spoken Carson has openly said Cruz's deceit pissed him off.

Also, Ted Cruz looks a bit aspy. Iowans voted for a Canadian aspergers victim as their candidate. We need to build a wall around them and block them from the rest of America, providing refugee status to those who desired freedom and voted for Trump.


RebelR 02-03-2016 01:17 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SuckOnThis (Post 20719603)
Better? lol


http://stream1.gifsoup.com/view8/484...d-answer-o.gif

TCLGirls 02-03-2016 01:19 PM

Trump's fraud allegation against Cruz, plus that sneaky "voting grade" mailer Cruz out, could damage Cruz a bit...if the other candidates focus on that in the upcoming GOP debate.

Ferus 02-03-2016 01:47 PM

I always thought he looked like Griffin from MIB3 - or is it just me? However, I would vote for Griffin :1orglaugh

http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-1BgtFhYh_S...00/thumb4i.png

georgeyw 02-03-2016 01:55 PM

When does this all come to a climax?

It seems to never end, just have an election already, years of bullshit ass licking each time there is a presidential election.

VRPdommy 02-03-2016 07:18 PM

Apparently, he is a better actor than you give him credit for.


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