So you go to take your seat on your flight [pic]
 

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/C2HnLEWXAAAUFVz.jpg



Dammit !! I wish I brought a good book :Oh crap

God has a way of evening this stuff out - Your next flight you will be stuck next to me...

:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

I once was on a flight from Las Vegas to Orlando. I thought I had struck the jackpot when I sat down in my window seat and a very hot girl sat next to me. Sadly, the entire flight all she wanted to talk about was her church, God, and religion. She was very conservative and was not shy about making sure everyone knew her opinion. The only good thing was that it was a red eye flight so I fell asleep after the second hour.

do you hit or send signals to nearby sitting dudes on the plane?

third hour seems like towards the very end of the flight though

Nice tits.

I fart in their direction - It's the international signal for I Love You...

Yeah, I think it was about 3.5 hour flight so I slept for about an hour of it. When I woke up she was talking to the guy is the seat across the aisle from her so I was spared.

mother of....

I seem to be on a streak of having empty seats next to me.... The last few flights I've taken were't nearly full and I've had the entire row to myself. It's been nice.

My last flight was just as bad :mad:




http://i.imgur.com/edZXuVE.jpg

lol. Was curious though. Just wondering if i'd know if gay was next to me on plane. Assuming he would fancy me of course.

She looks like a terroist, would not bang

Why not? - Die with a smile on your face...

Probably safer to bang her if she was probably... :2 cents:

:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

Attention seeker. I wouldn't give her the time of day. She is probably bat shit crazy too.

You are getting way too old before your time sir..

:1orglaugh

woooo that girl is cute, winner!

piece of arse

Damn! Looks like it was pretty cold in the plane.

that's not a coincidence.

well if she is she'll bang the whole plane.

wow, so fucking hot!

Ok.
She
is
fucking
awesome.

Last time i went to spain a few years ago now the lady behind me was pucking and saying we were all going to die.

Meanwhile in the cockpit...

http://images.comunidades.net/rub/rubiaebeto/est030.jpg

Holy shit !!!! :thumbsup

photoshop the headphones from 'beats' to 'sennheiser' then mark me irrevocably horny.

Oh, Viki Odintcova :) *faps away*

I usually have baby farts to share with my fellow passengers by this time after a show.

Yep thats American Airlines for you

hot pics at all :thumbsup

Pity she looks like a skank lesbian mind you... :2 cents:

Fight those cocks LOL

Etymology. The word cockpit was originally a sailing term for the coxswain's station in a Royal Navy ship, and later the location of the ship's rudder controls. Cockpit first appeared in the English language in the 1580s, "a pit for fighting cocks", from cock + pit.

Grab their cock.