Another virgin for sale on ebay... O_o
 

http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll...25862 46&rd=1

:Graucho

id hit it

I'd hit it

[quote]
The item for sale is the virginity of a pretty 17 year old girl named Hillarie from massachusets. She has been forced to sell her virginity via ebay due to upcoming college fees and her severe agrophobia(only joking). She is up for trying anything once...or twice...or three times...
She is not very picky at all and as long as you're human she'll be happy. She is a vegetarian and bisexual, so this auction is for pretty much everyone. However, she does have
some standards, so no-one over the age of 50 and no-one with an STD should bid. This auction is CASH ONLY, LOCAL PICKUP auction only. After you will you will be emailed her location and you and she will arrange the meet. PLEASE DO NOT BID IF YOU ARE ONLY INTERESTED IN THE BRUTAL SLAUGHTER OF INNOCENT VIRGINS, you must at least be prepared to also have sex(another incredibly funny joke) . :)
This is a serious auction! She does not travel to you, you travel to her. The post-auction arrangements are entirly up to her and you must pay for your flights(if applicable) and accomodation. She has the right to cancel at any time for any reason post-auction.
Bid carefully
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could be illegal in some states

police setup

Damn only 17 that's just so wrong:helpme

:1orglaugh

ROFL, now that is awesome

haha, Jer saw that the same time I did

An underage girl trying to sell sex... I think she's about to spend a while in prison.

Just read that she's 17. :ugone2far

She's fucking 17! If you win the bid couldn't that get you arrested for something?!?!?

Also, she is a vegetarian and bisexual - if she's a virgin then how in the FUCK would she know that!?!?!? :eek7

I started reading from the bottom to the top :)

i'm going to put a $1k bid down in a sec

WTF????

j/k

Ehm... maybe because she's attracted to both men and women? Just a thought...


Also, she may be a virgin, but that doesn't mean she hasn't sucked tons of cocks and eaten more pussy than the average korean eats ina lifetime.

She's attracted to girls, but that doesn't mean she must have had sex with any.

i bidded it!

17 fucking years old ... lol

Current bid: US $500,100.00

:1orglaugh

Not bad after she got 18

shes too old for me

this is the 2nd time i heard such virginity auction at ebay. is this legal?

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh

the fact that she's only 17 would more than likely make it a federal crime..being that it is involving interstate commerce.

that's some final value fee!

The thing that I thought was the best about the auction "LOCAL PICKUP auction only." rofl!:1orglaugh

Current: US $9,000,101.00

Thats fucking insane. Thats a lifetime of sex at the Bunny Ranch.

Damn ugly auction!!
Why the fuck sell a virginity??? This piss me off!!!

:1orglaugh
Q: can i break out the cooter punch and wear a magic hat and use my wand to make her stomp like a rhino answered on: Aug-06-04
A: No!

Q: Can i start wankin it tonight and save all the sperm in the freezer bring it over and have her eat it or pour it all over her? answered on: Aug-06-04
A: sure..

:1orglaugh

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:thumbsup

whers the buy it now link? haha that is just too funny

lol, and it is gone

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Hot diggity

hmm.. i think its been removed! :(

were there any pics of her?!