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DeviousBros. 12-16-2005 12:28 PM

I spent 40k on adwords and all i got was this lousy...
 
Merry ho-ho to me. What a cool gift that showed up from google today:

http://www.dailyfunk.com/google4.jpg

http://www.dailyfunk.com/google2.jpg

http://www.dailyfunk.com/google3.jpg

Boy do I feel special!

Wonder what the BIG time guys get....anyone have anything to show off?

justfreemovies 12-16-2005 12:28 PM

thats pretty cool i guess lol

EroticySteve 12-16-2005 12:29 PM

$40k isn't a lot on adwords these days.

I suppose we've got a Google Ferrari coming to us. :)

Flu 12-16-2005 12:29 PM

They sent the company I work for a New Years card :D

sfera 12-16-2005 12:29 PM

should send back and request a fleshlight

Doctor Dre 12-16-2005 12:30 PM

Well at least they take care of people and you got something lol

ssp 12-16-2005 12:30 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by EroticySteve
$40k isn't a lot on adwords these days.

I suppose we've got a Google Ferrari coming to us. :)

LOL typical GFY response.

bigdog 12-16-2005 12:30 PM

where is wiredguy with his gift?

Doctor Dre 12-16-2005 12:30 PM

I'm sure you could probably sell this on ebay for quite a bit.

John Marco 12-16-2005 12:30 PM

we got the same thing and we spent a lot

WonderWoman 12-16-2005 12:50 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by EroticySteve
$40k isn't a lot on adwords these days.

I suppose we've got a Google Ferrari coming to us. :)

Nah.. there was a time when I was doing a SHITLOAD Of cash on adwords and they sent jellybeans one year and some wierd moodlight/radio doo-hickey contraption the 2nd year. They really dont have their shit together. MSN same thing... we spend a shitload with them and we got some cookies and mints.

How retarded! I would fire their marketing/sales people for that, they should differentiate between clients by spend and not send them ALL jellybeans regardless of $10k or $1mln.

iBanker 12-16-2005 12:55 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ssp
LOL typical GFY response.

Normally, I would agree with you, but with Steve saying it, that company most likely does....

davethetruth 12-16-2005 12:57 PM

I got a little radio last year that lit up. Kinda cool, but probably worth about $1.99 lol

~Ray 12-16-2005 12:58 PM

I got a beach towel one year.

datatank 12-16-2005 01:00 PM

Hey man your mp3 advance link is missing a H in the http://

WonderWoman 12-16-2005 01:00 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by davethetruth
I got a little radio last year that lit up. Kinda cool, but probably worth about $1.99 lol

Yes.. the moodlight that I got on my desk. I still am not sure what "mood" they were tryign to set. They should have had a third function on there that makes orgasm sounds. THAT would have been classic and accounted for many hours of enjoyment, both personal and by playing pranks on others.

No creativity at all I tell you.

emthree 12-16-2005 01:01 PM

Wow that's pretty crappy for 40k.
Cool... but crappy.


It would of been cooler if it came in a nice metal briefcase :D

davethetruth 12-16-2005 01:01 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MoneyShotMadame
Yes.. the moodlight that I got on my desk. I still am not sure what "mood" they were tryign to set. They should have had a third function on there that makes orgasm sounds. THAT would have been classic and accounted for many hours of enjoyment, both personal and by playing pranks on others.

No creativity at all I tell you.

lol

All that money made has hindered their creativity hahaha

BoyAlley 12-16-2005 01:02 PM

wow that's pretty cool though.

WiredGuy 12-16-2005 01:09 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by bigdog
where is wiredguy with his gift?

I always get my stuff mid-january. Customs is a fucking prick this time of year with shipping.

WG

Nicky 12-16-2005 01:12 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by WiredGuy
I always get my stuff mid-january. Customs is a fucking prick this time of year with shipping.

WG

what do you get? A new portable computer or something? :winkwink:

Sosa 12-16-2005 01:14 PM

They sent me a new priority id.

Tom_PM 12-16-2005 01:51 PM

Last year got a card. This year will probably get a card saying "LOL" inside hehe.

I'm workin on it! ;)

GFX Wiz 12-16-2005 01:55 PM

Last year we spent over a million $$$ a month on AdWords for the entire summer and fall. I cannot recall receiving anything from them last year. Seems to me you're doing great!

beemk 12-16-2005 01:58 PM

i spent close to 10k, i didnt get shit

bdld 12-16-2005 02:04 PM

i spent 10x more than that and i got the same thing, not complaining, at least they send something. all my sponsors send are cards.

penzo 12-16-2005 02:26 PM

nice that they sent anything

Basic_man 12-16-2005 02:27 PM

Wow, I never tought Google would give away christmas gift :thumbsup

who 12-16-2005 02:28 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DeviousBros.
Merry ho-ho to me. What a cool gift that showed up from google today:

http://www.dailyfunk.com/google4.jpg

http://www.dailyfunk.com/google2.jpg

http://www.dailyfunk.com/google3.jpg

Boy do I feel special!

Wonder what the BIG time guys get....anyone have anything to show off?

Ok maybe I'm stupid, but am i the only one in here who has NO idea what that pile of junk actually IS?

Jarmusch 12-16-2005 02:29 PM

You should be thankful you ungrateful bastard.

pornguy 12-16-2005 02:29 PM

WTF?? I cant fucking believe this. I got the BILL for your gift! :(

Rob 12-16-2005 02:30 PM

I've spent well over $40k this past year and they didn't send me shit! :mad:

pradaboy 12-16-2005 02:32 PM

nice gifts, at least it shows appreciation.

Sex4it 12-16-2005 02:32 PM

neither do I

gfx3 12-16-2005 02:36 PM

Still better than a calender

kektex 12-16-2005 02:41 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by who
Ok maybe I'm stupid, but am i the only one in here who has NO idea what that pile of junk actually IS?

Erm no...I`m trying to figure it out myself.The only thing I can make out there is the mouse.My guess is that the small silver thingy is a USB memory stick.The others I have no idea.

SR 12-16-2005 02:52 PM

I spend around 150K so far at google this year and all I got was a card.
Last year I got a radio.

V_RocKs 12-16-2005 03:01 PM

I sale Google Fleshlight cheap.

wargames 12-16-2005 03:04 PM

Thats pretty cool last year i spent 120k with them and all i got was a pen :(

Xenophage 12-16-2005 03:07 PM

Yeah well i got he same thing :) And I also got he mood clock also last year. Hey at least they send something !


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