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venus 10-30-2006 12:49 AM

How do you disable the seatbelt alarm on a new car?
 
Anyone know how to disable the seatbelt alarm in a new car.
I just got a new Chrysler 300 the other day and the damn seatbelt alarm goes off if your not wearing it.

WWC 10-30-2006 12:56 AM

go to a junk yard...buy a sit bet, cut just the part to stick it in your seat bealt socket :-)

The Shame 10-30-2006 12:58 AM

you should always wear your seatbelt venus

dillinja666 10-30-2006 12:58 AM

pay someone who knows about cars to ground the wire for the seat belt catch..

fuzebox 10-30-2006 12:59 AM

Varies per car of course... On my last car I just started it up and let the thing beep away, and felt around under the dash until I could tell where the buzzing was come from... It was just a pair of wires plugged into the speaker, and very easy to just pull out.


If you're really desperate you can just unbolt your seatbelt clip, cut the wires there, and cross them.

dillinja666 10-30-2006 01:02 AM

alot of the times too they will have a seperate relay that has the "dinger" on it that you can just pull

fuzebox 10-30-2006 01:02 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by The Shame (Post 11188982)
you should always wear your seatbelt venus

That's not the point... the alarm is fucking annoying if you spend a lot of time in your car. I would never drive without a seatbelt yet always disable the alarm in every car I own. Waiting in something like a ferry line I like to take it off, or when working on my car I have the keys in and the stereo on and stuff... It's just fucking annoying, I don't need a high pitched beeper telling me to put my seatbelt on.

acctman 10-30-2006 01:04 AM

haha the suggestions some of you guys are making are crazy. cutting wires? the set beat beeping is programmed into the cars computer system just take it to a dealer they'll hook it up to a laptop and disable the beeping for you. you can also as them for a print out of all the other preset options you can turn on and off.

dillinja666 10-30-2006 01:05 AM

seatbelt = modern day darwinism. not smart enough to wear a seatbelt, hopefully not smart enough to breed.

OzMan 10-30-2006 01:07 AM

You better get that disabled right away. I mean you wouldn't want that annoying alarm to distract you and cause an accident while driving without a seatbelt. :laughing-

dillinja666 10-30-2006 01:07 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by acctman (Post 11189013)
haha the suggestions some of you guys are making are crazy. cutting wires? the set beat beeping is programmed into the cars computer system just take it to a dealer they'll hook it up to a laptop and disable the beeping for you. you can also as them for a print out of all the other preset options you can turn on and off.

that only depends on the car, and i dont know any dealer that would turn off a safety system for you. too much liability

CDSmith 10-30-2006 01:11 AM

Oh it's the Chrysler 300? Nope, no good. If you try to disable the seatbelt preset by messing with the wiring it automatically delivers you a mild but convincing shock.

It's enough to make your bladder empty uncontrollably.

I wouldn't chance it.

dillinja666 10-30-2006 01:12 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by CDSmith (Post 11189039)
Oh it's the Chrysler 300? Nope, no good. If you try to disable the seatbelt preset by messing with the wiring it automatically delivers you a mild but convincing shock.

It's enough to make your bladder empty uncontrollably.

I wouldn't chance it.


do you know this from experiance?

CDSmith 10-30-2006 01:13 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by dillinja666 (Post 11189043)
do you know this from experiance?

I'll never tell.

BusterBunny 10-30-2006 01:15 AM

turn up the stereo

acctman 10-30-2006 01:19 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by dillinja666 (Post 11189028)
that only depends on the car, and i dont know any dealer that would turn off a safety system for you. too much liability

its not turning off the seatbeat system its just turning off the audio alert. pretty much all cars with computers have preset features that can be turned on or off. another example would be the auto door lock when your car gets up to 10mph another on/off feature. the seat belt light on the dash will still be there though.

i do suggest wearing your seatbelt cause if you get in an accident the car will record your spend, and if your belt was on. pretty much all mid to high end cars do that now. just in case you try to sue the car company

Mr Pheer 10-30-2006 01:19 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by The Shame (Post 11188982)
you should always wear your seatbelt venus

be very careful... you'll get her on the defensive again

you dont want a pregnant woman who doesnt want to wear her seatbelt being on her defensive side towards you... do you?

CDSmith 10-30-2006 01:22 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mr Pheer (Post 11189070)
be very careful... you'll get her on the defensive again

you dont want a pregnant woman who doesnt want to wear her seatbelt being on her defensive side towards you... do you?

This could get good.

Bump for he who is on thin ice. :D

dillinja666 10-30-2006 01:35 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by acctman (Post 11189069)
its not turning off the seatbeat system its just turning off the audio alert. pretty much all cars with computers have preset features that can be turned on or off. another example would be the auto door lock when your car gets up to 10mph another on/off feature. the seat belt light on the dash will still be there though.

i do suggest wearing your seatbelt cause if you get in an accident the car will record your spend, and if your belt was on. pretty much all mid to high end cars do that now. just in case you try to sue the car company


the door option is an option, but im pretty sure that the seatbelt warning is mandatory. also on most cars now they use the belt catch to tell if someone is in the seat. obviously if the car is moving there is someone in the driver seat, but the air bags react differently if they are or are not wearing their seat belt. they also use the passenger seat belt catch to tell if someone is there to arm the passenger air bag too.

The Shame 10-30-2006 01:36 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mr Pheer (Post 11189070)
be very careful... you'll get her on the defensive again

you dont want a pregnant woman who doesnt want to wear her seatbelt being on her defensive side towards you... do you?

Venus is going to get you for that! :1orglaugh

Jakke PNG 10-30-2006 01:41 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by WWC-Raffi (Post 11188966)
go to a junk yard...buy a sit bet, cut just the part to stick it in your seat bealt socket :-)

Yup that's what my aunt did. Well, actually when she bought her new volvo she demanded they give her an extra 'head of the belt' with the car as the dealer said there was no way to disable the alarm. lol.

2HousePlague 10-30-2006 02:00 AM

Bump for a serious safety issue, yo.



2hp

spunkmaster 10-30-2006 02:10 AM

Read the book it's in there !

Violetta 10-30-2006 02:25 AM

wear your seatbelt fool... Im telling you! It sure has saved my and my gf's life!

emthree 10-30-2006 02:36 AM

I think US laws prevent the dealer from disabling that feature.

fudpuck 10-30-2006 02:41 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by fuzebox (Post 11189007)
That's not the point... the alarm is fucking annoying if you spend a lot of time in your car. I would never drive without a seatbelt yet always disable the alarm in every car I own. Waiting in something like a ferry line I like to take it off, or when working on my car I have the keys in and the stereo on and stuff... It's just fucking annoying, I don't need a high pitched beeper telling me to put my seatbelt on.

What he said.

JFK 10-30-2006 02:50 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by emthree (Post 11189303)
I think US laws prevent the dealer from disabling that feature.

if NOT, they should:2 cents:

Antonio 10-30-2006 04:03 AM

if YOU want to be disabled feel free to disable your seatbelt alarm

adultguus 10-30-2006 04:41 AM

Just take it to the dealer and they will turn it off.

suesheboy 10-30-2006 05:48 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by venus (Post 11188926)
Anyone know how to disable the seatbelt alarm in a new car.
I just got a new Chrysler 300 the other day and the damn seatbelt alarm goes off if your not wearing it.

You are too dumb to drive. :( Assholes like you pump up MY insurance rates.

xato 10-30-2006 05:50 AM

easy solution: wear the seatbelt!

Nylz 10-30-2006 05:52 AM

Just wear your seatbelt. Period.

luvlyn 10-30-2006 05:59 AM

who knows here, just turn on your music loud!

seems like you don't like annoying sounds, just like noisy granny?! joke ^_^ \/

BitAudioVideo 10-30-2006 06:09 AM

most parts stores can plug into your computer so you can avoid the dealer. amazing what you can get the guy at "joe's auto parts" to do for a $20.

sealt belt alarms are annoying. i never drive anywhere with mine off but it isnt because of some alarm.

VicD 10-30-2006 06:25 AM

just put on your seatbelt...

DjSap 10-30-2006 06:33 AM

why would you want to do that? to increase the chance of killing yourself or to lower the resale value?

naughty_wld 10-30-2006 06:43 AM

you will get used to it and sometime you just dont hear that beep..but man, just do not drive without wearing seatbelt's.

MaddCaz 10-30-2006 06:45 AM

find someone around the way....

Martin3 10-30-2006 06:49 AM

In most cars all the buzzers are controlled by the same fuse. Just yank it out and you'll kill the seatbelt/light/keys/open door, and all the other annoying shit they have these days.

Why 10-30-2006 06:49 AM

very easy to turn off.


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