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KingpinMedia 10-24-2008 01:56 PM

Hit A JEW DAY
 
http://www.cnn.com/video/#/video/us/...t.jew.day.ksdk

I wish they'd make this an official holiday! :thumbsup

sextoyking 10-24-2008 02:01 PM

Or hit a asshole day

PlugRush Sascha 10-24-2008 02:07 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by sextoyking (Post 14947329)
Or hit a asshole day

I guess if you punched assholes all day and had shit all over your fist, you still wouldn't smell as bad as you would if you had Jew blood all over you from beating them down on "Hit a Jew Day".

We'll have to consider your input for that reason. Thanks! :thumbsup

KingpinMedia 10-24-2008 02:08 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ktj4l (Post 14947353)
I guess if you punched assholes all day and had shit all over your fist, you still wouldn't smell as bad as you would if you had Jew blood all over you from beating them down on "Hit a Jew Day".

We'll have to consider your input for that reason. Thanks! :thumbsup

hahahahhahaa.

sextoyking 10-24-2008 02:09 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ktj4l (Post 14947353)
I guess if you punched assholes all day and had shit all over your fist, you still wouldn't smell as bad as you would if you had Jew blood all over you from beating them down on "Hit a Jew Day".

We'll have to consider your input for that reason. Thanks! :thumbsup

another ignorant loser hits the net.....

DAMNMAN 10-24-2008 02:10 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by KingpinMedia (Post 14947311)
http://www.cnn.com/video/#/video/us/...t.jew.day.ksdk

I wish they'd make this an official holiday! :thumbsup

WOW, that was stupid on steriods, dude.

DAMNMAN 10-24-2008 02:14 PM

I can see this post going down hill at a very rapid speed.

I'm not jewish and I've never understood the jew hating.

Antisemitism is so thick you can cut it with a knife here.

KingpinMedia 10-24-2008 02:15 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DAMNMAN (Post 14947372)
WOW, that was stupid on steriods, dude.

yeah, it took some time, but I managed to use my influences on young school children to get this trend started. I then called my money hungry Jew friend (he really likes cheese bagels) who works at CNN to get this video recorded and put on the site, so I could get my hate spewed message across to GFY! :thumbsup

sextoyking 10-24-2008 02:18 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by KingpinMedia (Post 14947391)
yeah, it took some time, but I managed to use my influences on young school children to get this trend started. I then called my money hungry Jew friend (he really likes cheese bagels) who works at CNN to get this video recorded and put on the site, so I could get my hate spewed message across to GFY! :thumbsup

I wish they'd make this an official holiday!

ahhh don't back track now..... You do know us jews own alot of the proggies in this industry right?

KingpinMedia 10-24-2008 02:21 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by sextoyking (Post 14947402)
I wish they'd make this an official holiday!

ahhh don't back track now..... You do know us jews own alot of the proggies in this industry right?

no, to be honest I didn't even think JEWS really existed. I thought they were like leprechauns.

and who the fuck is backtracking? I make fun of JEWS every day. I also make fun of bug-eating Asians, starving children in Africa, watermelon eating Negros, Gays dying with AIDS and white trash rednecks in Alabama.

DAMNMAN 10-24-2008 02:22 PM

Ya' the official holiday thing was the kicker. It was just news 'till then......

media 10-24-2008 02:22 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by sextoyking (Post 14947402)
You do know us jews own alot of the proggies in this industry right?

Really?? Hehehehe.. How you doing Todd? Hope you're holding it down there in the Pac-NW.. You guys might see me again up there soon if all goes well, tell fletch I said hello!

Bro Media - BANNED FOR LIFE 10-24-2008 02:23 PM

This thread has Win written all over it.


I FUCKING LOVE IT!

sextoyking 10-24-2008 02:25 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by media (Post 14947427)
Really?? Hehehehe.. How you doing Todd? Hope you're holding it down there in the Pac-NW.. You guys might see me again up there soon if all goes well, tell fletch I said hello!



Hi Media,

Long time mano.... Doing ok, health is better - yeh real nice in pdx right now - sunny as heck..

Cool, if you come back up let's do some lunch

PlugRush Sascha 10-24-2008 02:38 PM

So I was curb stomping some Jews all down my block today. My shoes smell terrible.

Supz 10-24-2008 02:41 PM

please see this thread

http://www.gfy.com/fucking-around-and-business-discussion/864156-racism-stop-doing-business.html

arock10 10-24-2008 02:41 PM

damn jews

XXXTony 10-24-2008 02:46 PM

What do you call a room full of jewish women with yeast infections?



A whine and cheese party.



No but seriously jews are funny!

stoner529 10-24-2008 02:48 PM

im jewish so i guess i just ignore it. i guess porn is the only industry we havent taken over yet. oh wait, im here, the other jew is here. nevermind. its only a matter of time.
i could think of other things that would be good holidays. im all good for jewish jokes but something about actually having a "hit a jew" day kinda reminds me of 6,000,000 million other jews that got "hit" already

PlugRush Sascha 10-24-2008 02:50 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by stoner529 (Post 14947583)
im jewish so i guess i just ignore it. i guess porn is the only industry we havent taken over yet. oh wait, im here, the other jew is here. nevermind. its only a matter of time.
i could think of other things that would be good holidays. im all good for jewish jokes but something about actually having a "hit a jew" day kinda reminds me of 6,000,000 million other jews that got "hit" already

It was more than 6 million. Don't jew the world on the jew death count now!

JP-pornshooter 10-24-2008 02:59 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ktj4l (Post 14947353)
I guess if you punched assholes all day and had shit all over your fist, you still wouldn't smell as bad as you would if you had Jew blood all over you from beating them down on "Hit a Jew Day".

We'll have to consider your input for that reason. Thanks! :thumbsup

i dont know if it is possible but if gfy was my board, i would certainly ban you.
never heard such stupidity.
go back to your dream world and play your pc games

PlugRush Sascha 10-24-2008 03:01 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by JP-pornshooter (Post 14947628)
i dont know if it is possible but if gfy was my board, i would certainly ban you.
never heard such stupidity.
go back to your dream world and play your pc games

:1orglaugh Thanks, I love you too.

Can I have some fries with that shake, sexy?

DAMNMAN 10-24-2008 03:04 PM

I told you this thread was going down hill fast.

If you hate the jews because the dominate finacial markets, teach the next generation to do the same and promote higher education in their children, etc..... don't hate emulate.

kmanrox 10-24-2008 03:05 PM

some serious ign'nance in here.. of all the places to make an antisemetic remark, a porn forum, in the industry you're trying to work in.

you guys all fail


-Keith Glazer

PlugRush Sascha 10-24-2008 03:11 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DAMNMAN (Post 14947651)
I told you this thread was going down hill fast.

If you hate the jews because the dominate finacial markets, teach the next generation to do the same and promote higher education in their children, etc..... don't hate emulate.

This thread is serious business. Keep your silly ideas out of here!

arock10 10-24-2008 03:12 PM

maybe you guys fail at having a sense of humor, maybe you guys are exploiting racist threads to sig promote your programs off racists viewers.

terrible

sextoyking 10-24-2008 03:12 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by kmanrox (Post 14947658)
some serious ign'nance in here.. of all the places to make an antisemetic remark, a porn forum, in the industry you're trying to work in.

you guys all fail


-Keith Glazer


As the cool kids say "WORD" :)

PlugRush Sascha 10-24-2008 03:13 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by kmanrox (Post 14947658)
some serious ign'nance in here.. of all the places to make an antisemetic remark, a porn forum, in the industry you're trying to work in.

you guys all fail


-Keith Glazer

I don't appreciate your racism.

mechanicvirus 10-24-2008 03:18 PM

i'm an orthodox jew and i approve of this day, if you say otherwise then you are anti-semitic and i will take you to jew court.

DAMNMAN 10-24-2008 03:18 PM

Well, I tried to point out the ignorence of the haters inhere. I have failed. LET THIS POST DIE don't post here and it will go away........................

mechanicvirus 10-24-2008 03:20 PM

Kosher Jewish Pickles


Ingredients
20-25 mildly ripe firm pickling cucumbers
1/4 cup kosher salt
1 head garlic, peeled and broken up into cloves
1 tablespoon coriander seed
1 tablespoon black peppercorns
1 jew foreskin (it's ok they won't need it)
1 bunch fresh dill
1/2 lb ice
3 grape leaves (optional)
16 cups water


Directions

1Soak the cucumbers in ice water for a couple of hours.

2When cucumbers are almost done soaking, Mix the salt and water.

3Sterilize or wash your giant pickle jar (about a gallon) from the food warehouse. Make sure you have properly disposed of all the lousy pickles that use to be in it, I Recommend your compost heap or the garbage. Wash the jar or sterilize it so it no longer stinks like the vinegar they used to make there inferior pickles.

4Now it gets real easy. Pack as many of your pickles into the jar as you can. Use the rest for a salad or something. stick in all the dill (you can chop it, but it does not matter), all the garlic cloves, all the seeds, then stop, and look at your beautiful jar. If you have the grape leaves, stick them in at this time. I don't ever use them, but my buddy does.

5Pour the salt water in the jar. All the way up to the top minus an inch, or a half inch or so. If you are short water, add some.

6Tightly cover the jar with the lid that came on the giant pickle jar. Cover it tightly, as hard as you can turn, stop, then tighten again just to make sure. Stand back, and look at the beauty of what you have made.

7Place jar UPSIDE down, with a towel over it (to keep it dark), in a cool (65-58°F) place in your home. Put a plate under the jar to see if it leaks.

8The next day (24 hours later) check to see if the jar leaked. If it did, it means you didn't follow my instructions. Tighten the lid (if needed) and TURN IT UPRIGHT, cover it with the towel, and ignore it. Walk away.

9Leave in cool dark place for five days. If you want to leave them for a full week, more power to you. Both time frames will result in a great authentic Kosher pickle
.
10Enjoy, then leave feedback on this recipe.

wheat 10-24-2008 03:23 PM

Ugh. I simply cannot believe the ignorance of some of the f*cktarts posting in this thread. All this intolerance is what's tearing our industry apart!

camuk19 10-24-2008 03:24 PM

thanks for jewing up the thread guys

stoner529 10-24-2008 03:29 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by mechanicvirus (Post 14947704)
Kosher Jewish Pickles


Ingredients
20-25 mildly ripe firm pickling cucumbers
1/4 cup kosher salt
1 head garlic, peeled and broken up into cloves
1 tablespoon coriander seed
1 tablespoon black peppercorns
1 jew foreskin (it's ok they won't need it)
1 bunch fresh dill
1/2 lb ice
3 grape leaves (optional)
16 cups water


Directions

1Soak the cucumbers in ice water for a couple of hours.

2When cucumbers are almost done soaking, Mix the salt and water.

3Sterilize or wash your giant pickle jar (about a gallon) from the food warehouse. Make sure you have properly disposed of all the lousy pickles that use to be in it, I Recommend your compost heap or the garbage. Wash the jar or sterilize it so it no longer stinks like the vinegar they used to make there inferior pickles.

4Now it gets real easy. Pack as many of your pickles into the jar as you can. Use the rest for a salad or something. stick in all the dill (you can chop it, but it does not matter), all the garlic cloves, all the seeds, then stop, and look at your beautiful jar. If you have the grape leaves, stick them in at this time. I don't ever use them, but my buddy does.

5Pour the salt water in the jar. All the way up to the top minus an inch, or a half inch or so. If you are short water, add some.

6Tightly cover the jar with the lid that came on the giant pickle jar. Cover it tightly, as hard as you can turn, stop, then tighten again just to make sure. Stand back, and look at the beauty of what you have made.

7Place jar UPSIDE down, with a towel over it (to keep it dark), in a cool (65-58°F) place in your home. Put a plate under the jar to see if it leaks.

8The next day (24 hours later) check to see if the jar leaked. If it did, it means you didn't follow my instructions. Tighten the lid (if needed) and TURN IT UPRIGHT, cover it with the towel, and ignore it. Walk away.

9Leave in cool dark place for five days. If you want to leave them for a full week, more power to you. Both time frames will result in a great authentic Kosher pickle
.
10Enjoy, then leave feedback on this recipe.

thats just stupid. its easier to buy the kosher dills in the store. !its cheaper! duh.

arock10 10-24-2008 03:30 PM

what are you, a jew mr stoner?

PlugRush Sascha 10-24-2008 03:31 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by stoner529 (Post 14947724)
thats just stupid. its easier to buy the kosher dills in the store. !its cheaper! duh.

They aren't kosher enough. They're missing the freshly cut and deliciously seasoned Jew foreskin.

The Judge 10-24-2008 03:32 PM

That was not politically correct

arock10 10-24-2008 03:35 PM

the guy with the confederate flag in his sig is saying something isn't politically correct, cool

miss_jody 10-24-2008 03:49 PM

what a bunch of ignorant loosers you are
for real!!

miss_jody 10-24-2008 03:50 PM

ohhhh
and i'm a jew!
why don't u come kick my jewish ass


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