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MetaMan 01-27-2010 03:06 PM
I WAS JUST ARRESTED at the gun range:
 
The operator was this hotty and she was showing off her gun selection and she asked me what the biggest gun i had ever shot.

i then proceeded to pull out my big hard cock.

she was impressed but another patron called the cops. i just had to spend lastnight i jail. :mad:

i at least got her number. :thumbsup

grumpy 01-27-2010 03:10 PM
here is a pic from the security cam

http://queenofphonemean.com/dominati...hiespecker.jpg

Redmanthatcould 01-27-2010 03:10 PM
That made me just burst into laughter. :1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

Amputate Your Head 01-27-2010 03:12 PM
So, not only did you pull out your big 2 inch weiner, but you got completely naked too?

L-Pink 01-27-2010 03:22 PM
:1orglaugh:1orglaugh at grumpy :thumbsup


.

LeCoq 01-27-2010 03:22 PM
The fact that it's really cold in Calgary right now probably didn't help you impress the operator.

MetaMan 01-27-2010 03:23 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by grumpy (Post 16789285)
here is a pic from the security cam

http://queenofphonemean.com/dominati...hiespecker.jpg
do you normally keep amateur shots of guys cocks on your computer? looks like a pic from your mobile. are you and a few other closet webmasters on this whole sexting trend?

Quote:
Originally Posted by Amputate Your Head (Post 16789289)
So, not only did you pull out your big 2 inch weiner, but you got completely naked too?
sounds like you and grumpy are pretty interested in small cocks. seems he already shared his if you are interested in sharing yours do is all a favor and skip the step of posting it here and just ask for grumpys mobile number.

i dont need a "smart phone" to know both of you have a small cock.

Quote:
Originally Posted by VS_Jeff (Post 16789286)
That made me just burst into laughter. :1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh
:thumbsup

ladies like it long and strong!

punkpred 01-27-2010 03:24 PM
I bet you got buttfucked all night and you liked it

Amputate Your Head 01-27-2010 03:24 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by MetaMan (Post 16789323)
do you normally keep amateur shots of guys cocks on your computer? looks like a pic from your mobile. are you and a few other closet webmasters on this whole sexting trend?



sounds like you and grumpy are pretty interested in small cocks. seems he already shared his if you are interested in sharing yours do is all a favor and skip the step of posting it here and just ask for grumpys mobile number.

i dont need a "smart phone" to know both of you have a small cock.



:thumbsup

ladies like it long and strong!
My bad dude.... I thought you posted the pic. LOL

MetaMan 01-27-2010 03:25 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by LeCoq (Post 16789317)
The fact that it's really cold in Calgary right now probably didn't help you impress the operator.
im in DC right now so nice try.

my cock is big in the arctic cold or the desert heat.

i know you punks are jealous because i have a big hard cock and get all the ladies but thats fine.

put me in a room with any chick any of you losers have ever fucked and i will bet you they never remember you existed.

women started calling my cock "the hypnosis" because of the way it hypnotizes them.

MetaMan 01-27-2010 03:27 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by punkpred (Post 16789327)
I bet you got buttfucked all night and you liked it
you guys must get all the ladies posting pics of your small cocks and talking about butt fucking.

huge players around here.

that is why it is so easy for me. you "men" act like little boys in public and in the bedroom. if you need lessons i charge by the hour but dont expect immediate results until you are re incarnated as less of a douche bag.

punkpred 01-27-2010 03:29 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by MetaMan (Post 16789341)
you guys must get all the ladies posting pics of your small cocks and talking about butt fucking.

huge players around here.

that is why it is so easy for me. you "men" act like little boys in public and in the bedroom. if you need lessons i charge by the hour but dont expect immediate results until you are re incarnated as less of a douche bag.
You liked it I know you did.

MetaMan 01-27-2010 03:31 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by punkpred (Post 16789349)
You liked it I know you did.
someone is getting a little excited. you better go get the tweezers just in case you get a broner from the great MetaMan even quoting you.

Oracle Porn 01-27-2010 03:34 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by MetaMan (Post 16789357)
someone is getting a little excited. you better go get the tweezers just in case you get a broner from the great MetaMan even quoting you.
shut the fuck up

everyone knows you liked it!

MetaMan 01-27-2010 03:39 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Oracle Porn (Post 16789372)
shut the fuck up

everyone knows you liked it!
http://www.viraltube.net/

look at that douche bag site dude. :1orglaugh

yep that sites def going viral! :1orglaugh

the layout is the kind of viral you get on your cock after sleeping with hookers and clear up with cream to get rid of it. :1orglaugh

punkpred 01-27-2010 03:39 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by MetaMan (Post 16789357)
someone is getting a little excited. you better go get the tweezers just in case you get a broner from the great MetaMan even quoting you.
Was he black or white? I know in any case you liked it!

TheDoc 01-27-2010 03:40 PM
I used to tell my 5th grade friend that I showed my penis to the teacher and she licked it....

Your stories are like 12 year old lame..

MetaMan 01-27-2010 03:40 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by punkpred (Post 16789388)
Was he black or white? I know in any case you liked it!
+ ignore i dont talk to useless n00bs it makes me look bad.

nice site dude. :1orglaugh
who designed it your buddy in your gr 10 computer class? :1orglaugh

punkpred 01-27-2010 03:42 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by TheDoc (Post 16789396)

Your stories are like 12 year old lame..
Agreed!!!!

cykoe6 01-27-2010 04:11 PM
http://www.humoursenseupgrade.com/up...8c889b8efe.jpg

MetaMan 01-27-2010 04:13 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by cykoe6 (Post 16789550)
i mean i have NEVER seen this pic before. did you do it yourself? i mean just hilarious. it is not like i have seen it over 200 times. and it is not like it wasnt just as funny now as the first 200 times.

you are just a funny guy.

a funny ORIGINAL guy. do you do standup? you should. do you know why? you are a funny funny guy!

i mean SOOOO hilarious this pic! so funny! like you! a funny funny guy.

punkpred 01-27-2010 04:20 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by MetaMan (Post 16789558)
i mean i have NEVER seen this pic before. did you do it yourself? i mean just hilarious. it is not like i have seen it over 200 times. and it is not like it wasnt just as funny now as the first 200 times.

you are just a funny guy.

a funny ORIGINAL guy. do you do standup? you should. do you know why? you are a funny funny guy!

i mean SOOOO hilarious this pic! so funny! like you! a funny funny guy.
Ok, now go away loser and take your jailbird faggot story with you.

epitome 01-27-2010 04:22 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by MetaMan (Post 16789335)
im in DC right now so nice try.
Oh boy, it's going to suck for you here. You seem like a guy that would be perfect for the show Jersey Shore (minus the good looks) ... girls here just laugh at guys like you. The sloppy drunk ones will sleep with you but you're probably already used to that.

Head to 14th Street ... the only pussy you'll be getting is what you buy there. Just be careful that "she" isn't a "he." :winkwink:

:thumbsup

NetHorse 01-27-2010 04:23 PM
This story is almost as bad as your other one, you know the one about how owners of other forums were installing scripts to see your failed login attempts? :1orglaugh :error

epitome 01-27-2010 04:25 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by MetaMan (Post 16789335)
women started calling my cock "the hypnosis" because of the way it hypnotizes them.
GHB has the same effect on women.

hmmmmmmmmmm

MetaMan 01-27-2010 04:30 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by NetHorse (Post 16789588)
This story is almost as bad as your other one, you know the one about how owners of other forums were installing scripts to see your failed login attempts? :1orglaugh :error
the funniest part was all you n00bz actually believing it cant be done. :1orglaugh

adult industry webmasters = FAIL

you guys and your 1:300 ratios being "converting good" LOLZ

96ukssob 01-27-2010 04:36 PM
:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

glad to see you are back

MetaMan 01-27-2010 04:37 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by bossku69 (Post 16789626)
:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

glad to see you are back
i never left my friend. :upsidedow

off to the mall. have to keep my threads tip top!

papill0n 01-27-2010 04:42 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by grumpy (Post 16789285)
here is a pic from the security cam

http://queenofphonemean.com/dominati...hiespecker.jpg


:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

OWNEDDDDDDDDDDDD

cykoe6 01-27-2010 04:49 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by MetaMan (Post 16789558)
i mean i have NEVER seen this pic before. did you do it yourself? i mean just hilarious. it is not like i have seen it over 200 times. and it is not like it wasnt just as funny now as the first 200 times.

you are just a funny guy.

a funny ORIGINAL guy. do you do standup? you should. do you know why? you are a funny funny guy!

i mean SOOOO hilarious this pic! so funny! like you! a funny funny guy.
Glad you like it. :)

AsianDivaGirlsWebDude 01-27-2010 05:07 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by MetaMan (Post 16789267)
The operator was this hotty and she was showing off her gun selection and she asked me what the biggest gun i had ever shot.

i then proceeded to pull out my big hard cock.

she was impressed but another patron called the cops. i just had to spend lastnight i jail. :mad:
What did they charge you with?

Assault with a dead weapon... :upsidedow

ADG

security_man 01-27-2010 05:35 PM
got any anal sex in the jail?

NetHorse 01-27-2010 05:47 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by MetaMan (Post 16789616)
the funniest part was all you n00bz actually believing it cant be done. :1orglaugh

adult industry webmasters = FAIL

you guys and your 1:300 ratios being "converting good" LOLZ
No, the funniest part was thinking that anyone would bother doing that to get your GFY password. The stark reality is you likely have the same password for fiddy accounts. :upsidedow

Robocrop 01-27-2010 06:18 PM
http://gasbanditry.com/twg163/pictur...s/backfire.jpg

pornguy 01-27-2010 06:21 PM
Yeah you have to have a license to tell jokes like that in public

PornMD 01-27-2010 06:40 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by MetaMan (Post 16789267)
The operator was this hotty and she was showing off her gun selection and she asked me what the biggest gun i had ever shot.

i then proceeded to pull out my big hard cock.

she was impressed but another patron called the cops. i just had to spend lastnight i jail. :mad:

i at least got her number. :thumbsup
So you walk around a gun range with a boner? Tell the truth...this was your "operator" wasn't it:

http://www.slowtrav.com/blog/cindyruth/hat.JPG

SomeCreep 01-27-2010 11:42 PM
congrats

Iron Fist 01-28-2010 12:11 AM
http://www.nnteenmodels.net/gfy/failroad.jpg

Platinumpimp 01-28-2010 12:30 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Amputate Your Head (Post 16789289)
So, not only did you pull out your big 2 inch weiner, but you got completely naked too?
:1orglaugh

LoveSandra 01-28-2010 01:25 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by grumpy (Post 16789285)
here is a pic from the security cam

http://queenofphonemean.com/dominati...hiespecker.jpg
:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh


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