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Horny Joe 11-22-2010 06:20 AM

Where to move if you have $500,000
 
If you have about $500,000 to buy a home and the "stuff" you need to live - and you have about $3,000/month income - what would be a good place to move?

It has to be relatively safe and clean. Not too hot, but nice climate most of the year AND - good, fresh and "cheap" food. The kind where you can go to the boats and get fish that is just a few hours old....

If the women looks good, that is not a negative :1orglaugh

2intense 11-22-2010 06:21 AM

bora bora - i wish to stay here forever

Chris 11-22-2010 06:28 AM

costa rica

seeandsee 11-22-2010 06:30 AM

all yr Summer country, my dream

Horny Joe 11-22-2010 06:31 AM

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Originally Posted by Chris (Post 17718289)
costa rica

I hear good things about Costa Rica....

I see that you live in Texas... That was actually one of my childhood dreams. Move to Texas, get a ranch, be a cowboy and play music with Charlie Daniels :1orglaugh

Django 11-22-2010 06:32 AM

funds in motion :winkwink:

webchris 11-22-2010 06:33 AM

Poland :-)

Horny Joe 11-22-2010 06:33 AM

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Originally Posted by 2intense (Post 17718267)
bora bora - i wish to stay here forever

I would need a boat :1orglaugh Do they have internet at Bora Bora? Seriously....

dazzling 11-22-2010 06:34 AM

Australia. Best climate in the world, safe, clean, democratic, friendly and one of the best health systems in the world. For $500,000 you can buy a house close to a University, live downstairs and rent out 4 rooms upstairs at $150 per week which will give you an extra $2,400 a week on top of that $3,000.

pornguy 11-22-2010 06:37 AM

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Originally Posted by dazzling (Post 17718306)
Australia. Best climate in the world, safe, clean, democratic, friendly and one of the best health systems in the world. For $500,000 you can buy a house close to a University, live downstairs and rent out 4 rooms upstairs at $150 per week which will give you an extra $2,400 a week on top of that $3,000.

And if I recall they are making porn illegal. so if you work in this industry you might want to think twice about that option.

Horny Joe 11-22-2010 06:38 AM

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Originally Posted by webchris (Post 17718304)
Poland :-)

I kind of like Poland. I have been there twice, just as a tourist. Food is cheap and good, women are beautiful, but.... Most of the places I have seen is kind of depressing. Gray and a bit dirty. Warsaw center was nice. Stayed at a hotel next door to the president palace. Good place. Krakow was also nice. A lot of history in Poland. And a lot of men with mustaches :1orglaugh But... winters can be HARD there!

dazzling 11-22-2010 06:38 AM

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Originally Posted by pornguy (Post 17718316)
And if I recall they are making porn illegal. so if you work in this industry you might want to think twice about that option.

Nop, not correct. They are not making porn illegal.

CurrentlySober 11-22-2010 06:39 AM

i like move

TeenCat 11-22-2010 06:40 AM

new york

Horny Joe 11-22-2010 06:40 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by dazzling (Post 17718306)
Australia. Best climate in the world, safe, clean, democratic, friendly and one of the best health systems in the world. For $500,000 you can buy a house close to a University, live downstairs and rent out 4 rooms upstairs at $150 per week which will give you an extra $2,400 a week on top of that $3,000.

Good suggestion!! I like Australians, mate!

In general - a nice and medium big house in the suburbs of Sidney or Canberra - How much, approx., would that cost? USD500k would be enough?

Horny Joe 11-22-2010 06:42 AM

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Originally Posted by TeenCat (Post 17718329)
new york

Cool place, but too noisy! 2 weeks holiday yes, live there - noooo! And as I understand from my father in law - too damn hot during summer!

Nicky 11-22-2010 06:43 AM

Dubai :winkwink:

Nah but how about curacao or Aruba?

~Ray 11-22-2010 06:44 AM

San Diego , but hurry before the home prices go up.

Baja California can be fun.

~Ray

dazzling 11-22-2010 06:45 AM

Take my advice and stay out of Sydney unless you like Muslims.
Canberra is the capitol and beautiful, but very cold. I would recommend Perth or Brisbane.
Brisbane is the best, next to the Gold Coast and North Coast tourist areas and probably the safest city in Australia. A house can go from around 300,000 upwards. I would suggest a good brick two level that will cost just under the 500,000. But keep in mind the Aussie dollar is volatile. Right now its too high, but when it drops it goes freefall and you can turn that 500,000 into 800,000 and buy two houses.

Roby 11-22-2010 06:45 AM

Czech Republick !

sbrazzer 11-22-2010 06:49 AM

Cyprus! Check it out.

Horny Joe 11-22-2010 06:50 AM

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Originally Posted by dazzling (Post 17718344)
Take my advice and stay out of Sydney unless you like Muslims.
Canberra is the capitol and beautiful, but very cold. I would recommend Perth or Brisbane.
Brisbane is the best, next to the Gold Coast and North Coast tourist areas and probably the safest city in Australia. A house can go from around 300,000 upwards. I would suggest a good brick two level that will cost just under the 500,000. But keep in mind the Aussie dollar is volatile. Right now its too high, but when it drops it goes freefall and you can turn that 500,000 into 800,000 and buy two houses.

:thumbsup Thank you! Making a note about this. I have been thinking about moving for a year or so, but got to make sure that the place where I finally settle, is the right place.

Will book a holiday trip and visit Brisbane sometime in feb.- march. Visit first and see and "feel" the place :)

Chris 11-22-2010 06:52 AM

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Originally Posted by Horny Joe (Post 17718299)
I hear good things about Costa Rica....

I see that you live in Texas... That was actually one of my childhood dreams. Move to Texas, get a ranch, be a cowboy and play music with Charlie Daniels :1orglaugh

yup texas is super cheap to live aswell

no state taxes :D

Jman 11-22-2010 06:54 AM

Mercer's ranking for best cities

1 Vienna Austria 108.6
2 Zürich Switzerland 108
3 Geneva Switzerland 107.9
4 Vancouver Canada 107.4
5 Auckland New Zealand 107.4
6 Düsseldorf Germany 107.2
7 Frankfurt Germany 107
8 Munich Germany 107
9 Bern Switzerland 106.5
10 Sydney Australia 106.3

But if you can handle living in a warm climate close to jungle or on an Island I myself would choose Costa Rica or Curacao

Good luck and hope you find YOUR spot ;-)

dazzling 11-22-2010 06:57 AM

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Originally Posted by Horny Joe (Post 17718360)
:thumbsup Thank you! Making a note about this. I have been thinking about moving for a year or so, but got to make sure that the place where I finally settle, is the right place.

Will book a holiday trip and visit Brisbane sometime in feb.- march. Visit first and see and "feel" the place :)

Recommend you stay in Lennons Hotel in the Queens st mall. Its the centre of the city. While there, take a day trip down up to Steve Irwins Australia zoo. Also take a trip to Movie World, Dream World and Currumbin Wildlife Sanctuary. Then get on a bus and head inland to Stanthorpe to see the REAL australia. Stay overnight and back to Brisbane the next morning.

Mutt 11-22-2010 07:22 AM

you have $500,000 cash and only a $3,000 a month income?

guess that would be pretty typical for an adult webmaster these days :Oh crap

Herb Kornfield 11-22-2010 08:24 AM

36k annual income ... thats not going to get you far at all here in the states.

Your best plan is to rent. You do not have the money to have a home at this time. Even without a mortgage payment if you blew $500k on the house the upkeep, taxes, utilities would far outweigh the $3k. If your $3k is your top end revenue, plan on loosing 50% over time with a downturn ... then you are truly hosed.

Rent a place and work towards a MINIMUM of $6k a month post taxes ... bank the interest on the 500k for a few years.

Altwebdesign 11-22-2010 09:10 AM

ive always wanted to go to london to live

Machete_ 11-22-2010 09:14 AM

St. Louis, MO

strobi 11-22-2010 09:15 AM

The only place I would buy a place would be the south of France (must be the most solid real estate climate in the world!), all the rest -> just rent.

strobi 11-22-2010 09:17 AM

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Originally Posted by strobi (Post 17718734)
The only place I would buy a place would be the south of France (must be the most solid real estate climate in the world!), all the rest -> just rent.

But with 500K$ you wouldn't get that far :-(

A nice apartment is doable!

Agent 488 11-22-2010 09:17 AM

new york hands down.

JA$ON 11-22-2010 09:40 AM

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Originally Posted by Agent 488 (Post 17718741)
new york hands down.

with 500k?

I hope he's ok living in a shoebox in a bad part of town, lol

DateDoc 11-22-2010 09:43 AM

Not here - median home price for the island is about $525k but you could easily live in most of Kitsap County for that much or over the sound in Seattle.

inabon 11-22-2010 09:47 AM

Boquete Panama google it you will see it is in the top no5 places to retire. i am not retired but i love this place.

Paul Markham 11-22-2010 09:49 AM

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Originally Posted by Roby (Post 17718348)
Czech Republick !

What that man said. Living here near Brno is great. Loveliest women and very broad minded, great cost of living and for $500,000 you can get a nice house and have a nice chunk of change left over. You can come and live near me. :1orglaugh

http://www.paulmarkham.com/temp/home.jpg

Or I can rent you a room or two.

96ukssob 11-22-2010 09:50 AM

actually, you can move to where I live in central Pennsylvania. I lived in LA for years and thought it was were I'm going to spend the rest of my life, but moved back to PA to be with friends and family.

really nice houses go for $300-$400k, you can buy a small mansion for $500k. property taxes in most areas are inexpensive. I really like it because its CLEAN and there is a good amount of things to do, plus the night life scene is pretty cool too.

Yeah its the north east, but you are 1 to 1.5 hours from philly, 2.5 from NYC and 2.5 from DC.

will76 11-22-2010 09:51 AM

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Originally Posted by Horny Joe (Post 17718264)
If you have about $500,000 to buy a home and the "stuff" you need to live - and you have about $3,000/month income - what would be a good place to move?

It has to be relatively safe and clean. Not too hot, but nice climate most of the year AND - good, fresh and "cheap" food. The kind where you can go to the boats and get fish that is just a few hours old....

If the women looks good, that is not a negative :1orglaugh

Florida near tampa sounds good or southeast louisiana. Hell you could buy a nice house in either location for 300 - 350K both places could tend to be a little hot in the summer.

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mutt (Post 17718436)
you have $500,000 cash and only a $3,000 a month income?

guess that would be pretty typical for an adult webmaster these days :Oh crap

camgirls had 300K cash and $0 income. You never know where people with little montly income get their "lump sums" from, but in most cases it isn't from savings, obviously. They likely just came into money from other sources like a lawsuit or inheritance etc , in most cases at least.

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Originally Posted by Chris (Post 17718364)
yup texas is super cheap to live aswell

no state taxes :D

states with no state taxes usually rape you somewhere else like prop taxes or state sales taxes. If they don't get it from one source they typically make up for it in others.

Also, in his situation, on 36K a year, the no state income taxes really wouldn't save him that much. If he is buying a 500K house he needs to focus on a location with lower prop taxes not so much worried about state income taxes.

Altwebdesign 11-22-2010 09:51 AM

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Originally Posted by Paul Markham (Post 17718820)
What that man said. Living here near Brno is great. Loveliest women and very broad minded, great cost of living and for $500,000 you can get a nice house and have a nice chunk of change left over. You can come and live near me. :1orglaugh

Must not make an age or fossil joke or mention a burial plot. ... . :pimp

bauhaus 11-22-2010 09:52 AM

Malpais, Costa Rica Beach House $350k

If you like Costa Rica.... check out that link... Mel Gibson would live down the street
*finally a reason to get drunk and FIGHT!!! *


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