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Mutt 05-02-2011 01:28 AM

WTF? Buried at sea?
 
I'm the furthest thing from a conspiracy theory kook but why in the world would you bury the world's most heinous fugitive from justice at sea so fast? The fucking president of the United States not even allowed to see the body in person?

absolutely NO way now to confirm it was really Osama bin Laden - I'm sure there is video, but that does nothing to confirm anything.

Deputy Chief Command 05-02-2011 01:29 AM

yeah if true it really sucks! too much food for conspiracy nuts..

Agent 488 05-02-2011 01:30 AM

The decision has been made to respect Muslim tradition in burying the body of the most wanted man on earth. A senior administration official tells ABC News, "We are ensuring it is handled in accordance with Islamic practice and tradition. It's something we take seriously and therefore it's being handled in an appropriate manner.‬"

Islamic law dictates that the body be bathed three times in a specific, ritualistic manner, while covered by a cloth. The bathers are generally same-gender family members of the deceased, though this clearly will not be the case for the body in question.

After bathing, the body is wrapped in a kafan - generally a white cotton cloth, to protect the modesty of the deceased. Prayers are then said to request forgiveness for the dead.

Burial customs vary by region, but it is tradition for the body to be buried the same day as death. In this case, Bin Laden's body is expected to be buried by 4 p.m. on Monday afternoon, before sundown.

Traditionally the body is buried in the ground without a casket, with a grave marker that does not rise more than 12 inches above the ground. However, U.S. officials say that Bin Laden is expected to be buried at sea to prevent his gravesite becoming a shrine and to discourage vandalism and grave desecration.

As Bin Laden was a citizen of Saudi Arabia, the Saudis will be offered the opportunity to take custody of the body. They may not accept it.

[UPDATE]: CNN reports as of 3:20 am EST that Bin Laden's body has already been buried at sea. While surprising for most Americans, this adheres to Islamic tradition as the body has been buried within 24 hours of death

fitzmulti 05-02-2011 01:30 AM

Apparently something to do with his religion / buried within 24 hours, or some such thing.
:P

:edit:
As I posted this, so went the above post!
;-)

halfpint 05-02-2011 01:30 AM

LOL I was thinking the same A deal maybe ...we pay you 200 miillion $$$ and you play dead lol

PornoMonster 05-02-2011 01:30 AM

I would hope they took extensive Photos, Videos, Finger Prints, and some Blood for DNA.
Is this buried at sea in 24 hours real? I mean most of them live in the middle of BFE, LOL.

ThatOtherGuy - BANNED FOR LIFE 05-02-2011 01:32 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by PornoMonster (Post 18101441)
I would hope they took extensive Photos, Videos, Finger Prints, and some Blood for DNA.
Is this buried at sea in 24 hours real? I mean most of them live in the middle of BFE, LOL.

They did, but there will still be conspiracy theories.

ThatOtherGuy - BANNED FOR LIFE 05-02-2011 01:33 AM

Any of you young enterprising minds want to start a fish food business?

halfpint 05-02-2011 01:33 AM

And the funny thing is even if he is really dead somebody else will just take his place

Coup 05-02-2011 01:34 AM

They don't want his place of burial to become a shrine. they tried doing this with Che Guevara's body too. Sounds like they've learned from their mistakes by burying at sea.

TheDA 05-02-2011 01:36 AM

I thought it odd when I read it too.

Conspiracy theorists will dine out on this for sure.

TCLGirls 05-02-2011 01:48 AM

This is actually a perfect ploy to keep the opposition conspiracy nuts active, and thus further diminish their own significance.

Now that all the birther's have been fully exposed and trivialized, the Obama admin needs another group of crazies to further damage the reputation of the GOP/Tea Party gang. Enter the new group of crazies...the "DEADER's"

Antonio 05-02-2011 02:25 AM

Yeah, if they didn't , do you think there would've been fewer conspiracy theories? I know for a fact that Hitler, Elvis, and Michael Jackson are alive and kicking - a friend of a friend saw them playing dodgeball just last week.

Agent 488 05-02-2011 02:27 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Coup (Post 18101451)
They don't want his place of burial to become a shrine. they tried doing this with Che Guevara's body too. Sounds like they've learned from their mistakes by burying at sea.

al jazeera just said that's why they did it. shrine prevention.

JFK 05-02-2011 02:28 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ThatOtherGuy (Post 18101447)
They did, but there will still be conspiracy theories.

always:2 cents:

Mock NyaMout 05-02-2011 02:48 AM

BULLLLLLLSHITTTT what about saddam ?


BIN DEAD BEEEEEEENNNN DEAD since 2002 google the shit little shits

mynameisjim 05-02-2011 02:54 AM

Conspiracy theories are usually about negative events. For the most part, people are happy with the official story here. I doubt the conspiracy theories will reach mainstream acceptance like others have.

When people like the official outcome, there are much fewer conspiracy theories.

Vendot 05-02-2011 02:57 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Deputy Chief Command (Post 18101435)
yeah if true it really sucks! too much food for conspiracy nuts..

Can you imagine if Bin Laden prepared a video to be shown in the event of his death, basically saying: "News of my death has been greatly exaggerated, blah blah..."

Holy shit, the conspiracy theorists will have to be instituted... it was a bad decision to bury him straight away.

rogueteens 05-02-2011 03:05 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Coup (Post 18101451)
They don't want his place of burial to become a shrine. they tried doing this with Che Guevara's body too. Sounds like they've learned from their mistakes by burying at sea.

It is believed that Hitler's ashes were dumped in a river for the same reason too.

Black All Through 05-02-2011 03:10 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Coup (Post 18101451)
They don't want his place of burial to become a shrine. they tried doing this with Che Guevara's body too. Sounds like they've learned from their mistakes by burying at sea.

:2 cents:

mikesinner 05-02-2011 03:18 AM

I believe true Muslims aren't hallowed burial in a casket either. Something about their reanimated zombie corpses not being able to get out on judgement day or something.

mikesinner 05-02-2011 03:20 AM

Hopefully they put him in a steel casket that can be pulled out of the sea in 100 years to shut up the conspiracy nuts of 2111.

Dirty Dane 05-02-2011 03:24 AM

Smell too fishy to me. Literally.

Why not a shrine, throw in an Al-Qaida party and bomb the hell out of his followers?
Maybe not, but they could gather much more intelligence with a shrine. Laden may be dead, but not Al-Qaida. :2 cents:

Vendot 05-02-2011 03:33 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Dirty Dane (Post 18101554)
Smell too fishy to me. Literally.

It literally smells of a fish? Thats odd.

Well sure but why would the Obama administration want to put out any kind of news that would halt the momentum of the trump viral videos on the correspondents dinner. It was only just getting started. If they were gonna cheat maybe they would have chosen another day

acrylix 05-02-2011 03:37 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by mynameisjim (Post 18101529)
For the most part, people are happy with the official story here.

Really?

Reading the comments on Yahoo news, I was surprised to see the exact opposite from the majority of posters there:

http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/us_bin_laden_burial

Dirty Dane 05-02-2011 03:58 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Vendot (Post 18101564)
If they were gonna cheat maybe they would have chosen another day

Yeah, Bush would have done it already.

CamTraffic 05-02-2011 04:49 AM

love that one:
Quote:

im a muslim, and in this case ,islamic tradition to hell! where is the body?!
it should have been hanged in ground zero!
muslims dont kill inocent people, whom ever kills another people isnt muslim or anything else
the first command is DONT KILL, so anybody who does is neither jew or christian nor muslim
he'`s a murdurer and should be punished
glad to see he met justice ( or I hope he did)
what they did wasn't even muslim tradition

cykoe6 05-02-2011 04:57 AM

They should have wrapped him bacon and then buried him in dogshit.

marlboroack 05-02-2011 05:09 AM

Remember it took them about a week to show us Sadam's hanging. I bet he is fucking alive tho.

czarina 05-02-2011 05:53 AM

the american people have become so naive. They're actually buying into this "we just killed Bin Laden" lie.

why no body to show, not even some DNA to prove it was him?

seeandsee 05-02-2011 06:09 AM

I will post this one more time, and want to see those "officials are right" to give a comment?


http://estaticos02.cache.el-mundo.ne...04326652_2.jpg

nikki99 05-02-2011 06:23 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by seeandsee (Post 18101785)
I will post this one more time, and want to see those "officials are right" to give a comment?


http://estaticos02.cache.el-mundo.ne...04326652_2.jpg

:mad::mad::mad::mad:

Frank21 05-02-2011 06:24 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by seeandsee (Post 18101785)
I will post this one more time, and want to see those "officials are right" to give a comment?


http://estaticos02.cache.el-mundo.ne...04326652_2.jpg

http://i53.tinypic.com/k550uw.jpg
dude i was gonna post those, now ive been looking for nothing.

http://i.imgur.com/IDsF2.gif

Phoenix 05-02-2011 06:27 AM

haha that gif od obama kicking the door down is funny

Rochard 05-02-2011 06:55 AM

Where are you gonna bury him? Anywhere you bury him will become a shrine for terrorists. Get rid of the body and be done with it.

BlackCrayon 05-02-2011 07:00 AM

i can't wait to hear what alex jones has to say about ...lol

ottopottomouse 05-02-2011 07:05 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Rochard (Post 18101892)
Where are you gonna bury him? Anywhere you bury him will become a shrine for terrorists.

The North Pole.

CaptainHowdy 05-02-2011 07:09 AM

http://www.gmsplace.com/wp-content/u...hurch-Lady.jpg

cherrylula 05-02-2011 07:13 AM

Ridiculous... and the disrespect given Saddam Hussein when they shaved his beard off and all.... lame. Yep lame.

Mutt 05-02-2011 07:21 AM

his beard hasn't got grayer in the 10 years since those famous photos of him were taken - seems strange to me. maybe he's using JustForEvilMasterminds facial hair dye.


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