The future of Paul Markham. Discuss.
 

I'll throw my two cents in:

Produce a better Paul Markham and the Industry will rebound, one where it doesn't take 1:1000 to convert a surfer into a GFY Paul Markham post reader.

Anyone can drive traffic to a Paul Markham GFY post but will it last? Can we count on a future where Paul Markham posts are gauranteed? Only if we produce better, less-saturated Paul Markhams with unique perspectives not connected to tube sites but rather magazines and high-quality production values in his Avatars.

Discuss.

Queue DamianJ in 5..4...3...

things were much better when paul markham was in a plastic bag.

fuck off.

Magic join links!

Your first mistake was clicking on his thread.

say what??

the future of the adult industry: adult diapers?

Great discussion, we need a Paul Markham that doesn't get stuck in repeat mode reciting the obvious. We need one that thinks outside the box and is readily available to adapt to an ever changing online adult landscape.

Even death doesn't like him so ...

what part of your hilarity covers bumping a thread from 2008?
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It's called irony. :D
(I didn't bump his thread, Playa)

Here's an example to help you translate, from The Master himself:

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Originally Posted by Paul Markham (Post 14308225) :2 cents: The future of porn (PAUL MARKHAM) is in producing a product (PAUL MARKHAM) that does not require loads and loads of traffic (PAUL MARKHAM) to convert 1 surfer. That route (PAUL MARKHAM) is flawed on so many levels which are now clear. Producing the same "exclusive" porn (PAUL MARKHAM) as 500 other sites in your niche is not the way either. It has to have something about that puts it apart from the other sites (PAUL MARKHAMS). Otherwise it's just another scene (PAUL MARKHAM) of another girl (PAUL MARKHAM) getting it on, or boy (PAUL MARKHAM) if it's gay(PAUL MARKHAM) . Now you can all tell me I'm clueless.

Paul should knit blankets and sell them on Ebay. Forget the puzzle shit.

Always looking to monetize, aren't you Choker? :thumbsup

no shit. you just referenced it..
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You remember how a while back everybody started fatfoo'ing fatfoo?

I think that is the answer.

LOL Checkmate, you win.

BUT...


We have a Winner. :thumbsup

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There can be only one Paul Markham!

oh i see

Were your ears ringing? Comedy Central just ran the Oprah's Vagina episode of South Park. heh "Oh Minge-y!"

PS: Towelie = Personal Hero.

It's like that show about the dude and the talking stoner dog, except the talking dog is a human...

This.

http://www.bigbootyheaven.com/Pics/g...g_at_cloud.jpg

lol i think u need a hobby
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Be it me or anyone. We need someone who can think outside the box and produce something that turns the tide.

Can you name anyone in online porn who thinks outside the box?

Most people just think inside the box or copy what others are doing.

1. His wife will grow tired of taking care of and supporting him and will leave him.

2. His cancer will recur and he will die.

It's not you. I promise you that, love.

There's many thinking outside the box, nobody is going to spoon feed you new and innovative ideas just so you can tag along. Sure the easy route is to wait for that next great product/site that is refreshingly new and converts great, however this isn't 2005 where a new sponsor program opened up every 2 weeks, it might never come along. So instead of waiting, use the sponsors we have to work with as affiliates and work on creative ways to generate and filter traffic and improve conversions all while minimizing expenses.

Death.

Followed by boring the shit out of the worms in the graveyard soil for the next 1000 years.

He has made millions and has retired. He just posts here to fill the time in his pathetic day until his wife gets home from cleaning the bogs at a lorry company to squirt food in his tube.

I'm getting the point now where I don't believe he means anything he says.

Just does it to wind people up.

No one can have made 2 million and be this stupid.

Once upon a time the light bulb companies all got together and made a rule that anyone who created a light bulb which lasted over 'X' amount of months would receive a fine; hence why we have to buy new light bulbs all the time.

If adult webmasters went along the same route and fined anyone who shows nudity or more outside of paysites then it would be a winner, but it would require a lot of organisation and a bit of corruption to make it happen. The corruption bit is pretending we're bringing in the laws to protect children from seeing what they shouldn't and that sign-ups are for age verification

Ah, I figured with his incessant whining rants about all the free porn and poor conversions that he was broke and his wife was supporting his retirement. Didn't realize he was a millionaire, that must be one nice cottage he lives in.

[QUOTE=wehateporn;18291422]Once upon a time the light bulb companies all got together and made a rule that anyone who created a light bulb which lasted over 'X' amount of months would receive a fine; hence why we have to buy new light bulbs all the time.

citation?

Brilliant! That will totally solve the whole problem. You should work with Markham on his ebook which I think is titled "But what if we could do things we can't do, wouldn't life be better then?"

Also, I think it's very wrong to ever make light of associating porn with CP. Tim and his crew fight tirelessly (http://www.xbiz.com/news/136376) to stop that sort of thing without someone like you making a gag about it.

?The light bulb conspiracy? is a documentary about the negative effects of consumerism and planned obsolescence. The light bulb conspiracy is a theory that the leading manufacturers of incandescent light bulbs have conspired to keep the lifetime of their bulbs far below their real technological capabilities. This way, they ensure the continuous demand for more bulbs and hence, long-term profit for themselves.

Didn't mention it or gag about it actually, was talking about them seeing it. No gag

I can post links to youtube videos about aliens all day.

Do you have an actual citation? Wiki seems to think one is needed

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of...iracy_theories

tinfoil hats a gogo!

The Phoebus Cartel
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Phoebus_cartel

The Phoebus cartel was a cartel of, among others, Osram, Philips and General Electric from December 23, 1924 until 1939 that existed to control the manufacture and sale of light bulbs.

The cartel is an important step in the history of global economy because of their involvement in the creation of great-scale planned obsolescence.

Purpose

The cartel served as a convenient way to lower costs and took on considerable efforts to cap the life expectancy of light bulbs at 1000 hours,[3] while at the same time hiking prices without fear of competition. Standardization of light bulbs was another side-effect of the cartel.

well, we know lightbulbs could last much longer if they wanted to ;)

http://www.centennialbulb.org/ => 110 years

watch it live: http://www.centennialbulb.org/cam.htm

(awesome webdesign btw)

It's a master conspiracy for sure... Like when i go to the dollar store and get 4 bulbs for a dollar? That goes right to the cartel fat cats and they all get drunk and do their rich dance ceremony and talk about taking over the world, starving it's people and putting fluoride in the drinking water to keep us dumb... one bulb at a time! :1orglaugh

Thanks for the link! :thumbsup

My grandparents had a few lightbulbs in their house that went back a long long way