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SmutHammer 09-24-2011 09:45 PM

Anything Apple Sucks!!!
 
Just thought I would stir things up on the board a little bit tonight.

When I put out adds looking for guys to shoot, I use yahoo to talk and set evrything up, Apple users get so mad because I won't shoot them unless they msg. me on a Pc. "I don't see what being on an apple product matters for being in a video" haha.... truth is I get about 50 people from each post wanting to shoot, and if they are using an iphone, ipad, apple computer... then all features don't work, and instead of going through the hasstle I just move to the next person. But damn it's fun telling them they can't shoot a scene because they use apple products... HAHAHA

BIGTYMER 09-24-2011 09:46 PM

I <3 Apple

DBS.US 09-24-2011 10:11 PM

Is that what they do in Kentucky for fun?

drmadcat 09-24-2011 10:18 PM

keep up the good work

NaughtyRob 09-24-2011 10:31 PM

I bet you are missing out on some hotties.

SmutHammer 09-24-2011 10:43 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by NaughtyRob (Post 18450402)
I bet you are missing out on some hotties.

Naw it's just guys for shooting with Candy, if it were females I'de make an exeption....lol

AdultKing 09-24-2011 10:58 PM

Obviously the short bus doesn't go past the OP's house :2 cents:

Sid70 09-24-2011 11:06 PM

chatroulette?

Zorgman 09-24-2011 11:30 PM

I like Apple. :D

19teenporn 09-25-2011 01:14 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Zorgman (Post 18450438)
I like Apple. :D

Me too...

RaiderCash_Dominik 09-25-2011 01:15 AM

Never bought anything from Apple. So overpriced.

Chosen 09-25-2011 10:28 AM

I don't give a fuck about Apple products :pimp

candyflip 09-25-2011 10:45 AM

I wouldn't go as far as to say anything they make sucks.

Overpriced, most certainly. They tried to charge me $90 for a cable.

I ordered one from China for $6.

Jack Sparrow 09-25-2011 11:03 AM

Apple twins??

seeandsee 09-25-2011 11:37 AM

i love apple apps, so funny and time spending!

Barefootsies 09-25-2011 12:35 PM


Horny Joe 09-25-2011 01:02 PM

I am a Apple Whore! Got a pad and a pod, a TV and a pro, next is the phone.

Chosen 09-25-2011 01:12 PM

http://www.applezombies.com/wp-conte.../05/photo1.jpg

L-Pink 09-25-2011 01:15 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Horny Joe (Post 18451141)
I am a Apple Whore! Got a pad and a pod, a TV and a pro, next is the phone.

Me too. I've got apple stuff everywhere.

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SmutHammer 09-25-2011 01:54 PM

Strange to see so many people here that like apple. You would think any "above average" computer user would hate the limitations, and being forced to do things thier way.

Dubya 09-25-2011 02:02 PM

What limitations exactly? It's built on Unix, you seem pretty clueless really.

scottybuzz 09-25-2011 02:26 PM

my mum can use apple products, that speaks for itself.

SmutHammer 09-25-2011 03:40 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Dubya (Post 18451214)
What limitations exactly? It's built on Unix, you seem pretty clueless really.

One thing, you have to use itunes to load it. with my tablet, or phone, All I do is pug it into any computer "no registering the device" and copy and paste what I want and it works!

SmutHammer 09-25-2011 03:42 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by scottybuzz (Post 18451251)
my mum can use apple products, that speaks for itself.

Is this a serious reply?

billywatson 09-25-2011 03:42 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by 888works (Post 18450365)
But damn it's fun telling them they can't shoot a scene because they use apple products... HAHAHA

:thumbsup:thumbsup

GREAT business model. I wish everyone in adult did that.

:1orglaugh

anexsia 09-25-2011 03:45 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by 888works (Post 18451207)
Strange to see so many people here that like apple. You would think any "above average" computer user would hate the limitations, and being forced to do things thier way.

As you should be able to see...most GFY members are not "above average" computer users. Most of them don't get that apple uses the same hardware and Mac OS is just built upon BSD.

helterskelter808 09-25-2011 04:11 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by anexsia (Post 18451325)
As you should be able to see...most GFY members are not "above average" computer users. Most of them don't get that apple uses the same hardware and Mac OS is just built upon BSD.

That's Apple "innovation" for ya. Even their name is "innovated" from the Beatles' record label.

One man, and one man alone, is responsible for the success of Apple in the last decade or so:

http://withfriendship.com/images/g/3...ve-picture.gif

PornStarToys 09-25-2011 05:33 PM

Anything PC sucks

L-Pink 09-25-2011 05:42 PM

Why is it that apple users could give a fuck about other products but the users of those other products are obsessed with apple?

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Dvae 09-25-2011 06:03 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by helterskelter808 (Post 18451342)
That's Apple "innovation" for ya. Even their name is "innovated" from the Beatles' record label.

One man, and one man alone, is responsible for the success of Apple in the last decade or so:

You are wrong about that. Jobs was the innovative driving force behind the success of Apple.
Ive was an integral part. It just happened the Steve liked his designs.

SomeCreep 09-25-2011 06:05 PM

I like Ike.

bean-aid 09-25-2011 06:08 PM

Banning apple users from "i actually have no idea" seems about as fun as cow tipping back in 1991.

2MuchMark 09-25-2011 06:15 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by 888works (Post 18450365)
Just thought I would stir things up on the board a little bit tonight.

When I put out adds looking for guys to shoot, I use yahoo to talk and set evrything up, Apple users get so mad because I won't shoot them unless they msg. me on a Pc. "I don't see what being on an apple product matters for being in a video" haha.... truth is I get about 50 people from each post wanting to shoot, and if they are using an iphone, ipad, apple computer... then all features don't work, and instead of going through the hasstle I just move to the next person. But damn it's fun telling them they can't shoot a scene because they use apple products... HAHAHA


Or... you the one missing out on the opportunity to work with them because you won't support Apple products.

garce 09-25-2011 06:28 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Dubya (Post 18451214)
What limitations exactly? It's built on Unix, you seem pretty clueless really.

I bought all of my kids iPods a number of years back. Couldn't even change the batteries when they stopped accepting a charge, and iTunes installed so much unnecessary crap on their computers that they despise Apple now.

My daughter loves her Blackberry, and my son got an Adroid phone a couple of days ago. I'm proud of them. I'd be even more proud if I didn't have to pay for them, but...

If I can't open a product and freely change its parts, its a useless piece of shit to me. But I forgot - I'm supposed to replace everything I own every year. My bad.

I can't believe that people puke out money every single year to replace the disposable product they just purchased twelve months ago. It works so well because it only does what Apple says it can do!

I guess that's why the City of Toronto passes out those little blue electronics disposal bags - so you have an easy way to dispose of all the useless Apple shit you bought last year.

I don't need some elitist corpse in a fucking turtleneck telling me what I can do with the products I purchase.

"It" might be "built on Unix" (your words) but there is NOTHING open source about anything Apple makes. Limitations? The average person cannot do anything with their Apple product unless Apple gives them permission to do it.

anexsia 09-25-2011 06:44 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by garce (Post 18451463)
I bought all of my kids iPods a number of years back. Couldn't even change the batteries when they stopped accepting a charge, and iTunes installed so much unnecessary crap on their computers that they despise Apple now.

My daughter loves her Blackberry, and my son got an Adroid phone a couple of days ago. I'm proud of them. I'd be even more proud if I didn't have to pay for them, but...

If I can't open a product and freely change its parts, its a useless piece of shit to me. But I forgot - I'm supposed to replace everything I own every year. My bad.

I can't believe that people puke out money every single year to replace the disposable product they just purchased twelve months ago. It works so well because it only does what Apple says it can do!

I guess that's why the City of Toronto passes out those little blue electronics disposal bags - so you have an easy way to dispose of all the useless Apple shit you bought last year.

I don't need some elitist corpse in a fucking turtleneck telling me what I can do with the products I purchase.

"It" might be "built on Unix" (your words) but there is NOTHING open source about anything Apple makes. Limitations? The average person cannot do anything with their Apple product unless Apple gives them permission to do it.

I can't believe it either but according to apple users, we don't buy a new apple product all of the time because we can't afford to buy "the best."

L-Pink 09-25-2011 07:07 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by garce (Post 18451463)
I bought all of my kids iPods a number of years back. Couldn't even change the batteries when they stopped accepting a charge, and iTunes installed so much unnecessary crap on their computers that they despise Apple now.

My daughter loves her Blackberry, and my son got an Adroid phone a couple of days ago. I'm proud of them. I'd be even more proud if I didn't have to pay for them, but...

If I can't open a product and freely change its parts, its a useless piece of shit to me. But I forgot - I'm supposed to replace everything I own every year. My bad.

I can't believe that people puke out money every single year to replace the disposable product they just purchased twelve months ago. It works so well because it only does what Apple says it can do!

I guess that's why the City of Toronto passes out those little blue electronics disposal bags - so you have an easy way to dispose of all the useless Apple shit you bought last year.

I don't need some elitist corpse in a fucking turtleneck telling me what I can do with the products I purchase.

"It" might be "built on Unix" (your words) but there is NOTHING open source about anything Apple makes. Limitations? The average person cannot do anything with their Apple product unless Apple gives them permission to do it.


"The lady doth protest too much, methinks."


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anexsia 09-25-2011 07:08 PM

Apple IMAC
27-inch: 3.1GHz

3.1GHz Quad-Core Intel Core i5
4GB (two 2GB) memory
1TB hard drive1
AMD Radeon HD 6970M with 1GB

$1,999.00

Intel Core i5-2400 Sandy Bridge 3.1GHz Quad-Core Processor
GIGABYTE GA-Z68P-DS3 Intel Z68 HDMI SATA 6Gb/s ATX Intel Motherboard
EVGA GeForce GTX 560 (Fermi) 1GB 256-bit GDDR5 PCI Express 2.0 x16 HDCP Video Card
8GB GSkill Sniper (2 x 4GB) 240-Pin DDR3 SDRAM DDR3 1600 (PC3 12800) Desktop Memory
2TB Western Digital Caviar Black7200 RPM SATA 6.0Gb/s 3.5" Internal Hard Drive
CORSAIR CX600 V2 600W ATX12V v2.3 80 PLUS Certified Active PFC Power Supply
Antec Three Hundred Illusion Black Steel ATX Mid Tower Computer Case
SAMSUNG Black Blu-ray Combo SATA Blu-Ray Drive
ViewSonic VA2702w Black 27" Full HD WideScreen LCD Monitor

$1,114.91

Enough said. :thumbsup

marlboroack 09-25-2011 07:10 PM

Anything 888works sucks :)

And you must not know apple, because i can use Yahoo on every item you mentioned :)

helterskelter808 09-25-2011 07:30 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by anexsia (Post 18451499)
Apple IMAC

Shiny with bouncy icons.

$1,999.00

Intel Core i5-2400 Sandy Bridge 3.1GHz Quad-Core Processor
GIGABYTE GA-Z68P-DS3 Intel Z68 HDMI SATA 6Gb/s ATX Intel Motherboard
EVGA GeForce GTX 560 (Fermi) 1GB 256-bit GDDR5 PCI Express 2.0 x16 HDCP Video Card
8GB GSkill Sniper (2 x 4GB) 240-Pin DDR3 SDRAM DDR3 1600 (PC3 12800) Desktop Memory
2TB Western Digital Caviar Black7200 RPM SATA 6.0Gb/s 3.5" Internal Hard Drive
CORSAIR CX600 V2 600W ATX12V v2.3 80 PLUS Certified Active PFC Power Supply
Antec Three Hundred Illusion Black Steel ATX Mid Tower Computer Case
SAMSUNG Black Blu-ray Combo SATA Blu-Ray Drive
ViewSonic VA2702w Black 27" Full HD WideScreen LCD Monitor

$1,114.91

Enough said. :thumbsup

I felt your post unfairly misrepresented what Appletologists look for in a computer, so I fixed it.

2MuchMark 09-25-2011 08:07 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by helterskelter808 (Post 18451524)
I felt your post unfairly misrepresented what Appletologists look for in a computer, so I fixed it.

Sure but you forgot to include something important. Apple Mac's WORK. Not only do they WORK, they WORK VERY WELL.

I'm telling you - you are just so much more productive on a Mac. You really can't imagine it.


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