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Young 10-30-2011 09:17 AM

Renewing your domain names over the phone. Embarrassingly hilarious. Anyone else?
 
To make a long story short. Let a few domain names get to the eve of cancellation. Was forced to call the 800 number from a bar bathroom since the mobile app wasn't functioning and time was fast approaching. A girl who sounded like she was in her 20's helped me renew about a dozen domain names. Poor girl. Porn this. Porn that. A few about enlarging your penis. Broads, chics, whores amongst some of the keywords.

I have to admit it was pretty embarrassing listening to them being read back to me. I'm sure she has read worse though...

A lesson in humility for sure.

Caligari 10-30-2011 09:20 AM

renewing assfuckingteenmidgets.com by phone proved to be difficult for me.

sweetcuties 10-30-2011 09:25 AM

lmao :thumbsup

ottopottomouse 10-30-2011 09:26 AM

Poor girl. You've corrupted her for life.

mayabong 10-30-2011 09:36 AM

Yes! I had to do this too. It was with a guy though and hilarious. I was trying to tell godaddy which ones to renew an not to renew automatically online and it wasn't working. So I was forced to call so i didn't get charged for domains I didn't want.

I had to go through about 40 domain names with this person and most of them were pretty vile.

Chris 10-30-2011 09:38 AM

lmao happened years ago
i learned to just put 5+ years on any domain i know ill be keeping

seeandsee 10-30-2011 09:39 AM

dont worry, she learned about all kws already :)

helterskelter808 10-30-2011 09:57 AM

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Originally Posted by Young (Post 18524979)
To make a long story short. Let a few domain names get to the eve of cancellation. Was forced to call the 800 number from a bar bathroom since the mobile app wasn't functioning and time was fast approaching. A girl who sounded like she was in her 20's helped me renew about a dozen domain names. Poor girl. Porn this. Porn that. A few about enlarging your penis. Broads, chics, whores amongst some of the keywords.

I have to admit it was pretty faptastic listening to them being read back to me.

Fixed. :upsidedow

RycEric 10-30-2011 10:14 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Young (Post 18524979)
To make a long story short. Let a few domain names get to the eve of cancellation. Was forced to call the 800 number from a bar bathroom since the mobile app wasn't functioning and time was fast approaching. A girl who sounded like she was in her 20's helped me renew about a dozen domain names. Poor girl. Porn this. Porn that. A few about enlarging your penis. Broads, chics, whores amongst some of the keywords.

I have to admit it was pretty embarrassing listening to them being read back to me. I'm sure she has read worse though...

A lesson in humility for sure.

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epitome 10-30-2011 10:29 AM

Funny story. And yes, she has probably heard worse.

My boyfriend has a Blackberry and whenever he gets a new one Verizon has to do something with his email accounts. He is always asked why he has two names, to which he honestly answers. They always laugh.

drmadcat 10-30-2011 10:32 AM

has happened a few times to me with godaddy they dont seem to care

Dubya 10-30-2011 10:33 AM

You must be broke if you couldn't have renewed them earlier.

Young 10-30-2011 10:54 AM

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Originally Posted by Dubya (Post 18525104)
You must be broke if you couldn't have renewed them earlier.

I drive a $115,000 CLS63 AMG. I probably pay more in gas a month than you pay rent. Money is the least of my concerns.

Time and procrastination are solely responsible for this close call.

I just though I'd share a funny story. No need for sour grapes broski.

MediaGuy 10-30-2011 10:58 AM

I've learned to do it online.

The guy I was talking to once just couldn't bring himself to pronounce my domain names... it was very funny, but frustrating to have him ... about to say the name, and expecting/hoping I would fill in the blanks lol.

Those mormon support peeps are cute.

:D

Dubya 10-30-2011 10:58 AM

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Originally Posted by Young (Post 18525141)

Time and procrastination are solely responsible for this close call.

Do you know what auto renew is you fucking moron?

Young 10-30-2011 11:01 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Dubya (Post 18525149)
Do you know what auto renew is you fucking moron?

Not every domain name is worth an auto-renew.

Anything else troll?

Young 10-30-2011 11:04 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by drmadcat (Post 18525101)
has happened a few times to me with godaddy they dont seem to care

The girl was pretty cool about it and extremely helpful. My credit card was at the bar but I had no problems renewing.

Young 10-30-2011 11:05 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MediaGuy (Post 18525147)
I've learned to do it online.

The guy I was talking to once just couldn't bring himself to pronounce my domain names... it was very funny, but frustrating to have him ... about to say the name, and expecting/hoping I would fill in the blanks lol.

Those mormon support peeps are cute.

:D

:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

mechanicvirus 10-30-2011 11:13 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Young (Post 18525141)
I drive a $115,000 CLS63 AMG. I probably pay more in gas a month than you pay rent. Money is the least of my concerns.

Time and procrastination are solely responsible for this close call.

I just though I'd share a funny story. No need for sour grapes broski.

You pay $7,500 in gas a month? Jesus.....

Slap Dot 10-30-2011 11:17 AM

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Originally Posted by mechanicvirus (Post 18525177)
You pay $7,500 in gas a month? Jesus.....

He ball hard

Contempt 10-30-2011 11:23 AM

You must be a fucking paycheck to paycheck living idiot buying a shitty "luxury" car (btw go look up what vanderbilts drive) to impress your dumb fucking friends if you can't afford the time and effort to set your domains to auto renew.

Someone close this fucking shitty thread and save us all the trouble of this fucking idiot who thinks he matters.

Slap Dot 10-30-2011 11:25 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Contempt (Post 18525196)
You must be a fucking paycheck to paycheck living idiot buying a shitty "luxury" car (btw go look up what vanderbilts drive) to impress your dumb fucking friends if you can't afford the time and effort to set your domains to auto renew.

Someone close this fucking shitty thread and save us all the trouble of this fucking idiot who thinks he matters.

What kind of car do you have?

Contempt 10-30-2011 11:28 AM

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Originally Posted by Slap Dot (Post 18525200)
What kind of car do you have?

You think I care about nice cars? That's for new money idiots like Young. Come from 4 generations of a 340 million dollar finance giant then tell me you give a shit about cars when your capital gains are more in a month than what people like young make in YEARS.

Slap Dot 10-30-2011 11:31 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Contempt (Post 18525206)
You think I care about nice cars? That's for new money idiots like Young. Come from 4 generations of a 340 million dollar finance giant then tell me you give a shit about cars when your capital gains are more in a month than what people like young make in YEARS.

Relax bro. I was just trolling.

Dubya 10-30-2011 03:09 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Contempt (Post 18525206)
You think I care about nice cars? That's for new money idiots like Young. Come from 4 generations of a 340 million dollar finance giant then tell me you give a shit about cars when your capital gains are more in a month than what people like young make in YEARS.

It's funny the guys that make 100k a year and think they're balling. Just looked at Young's finances, he financed that Mercedes :1orglaugh:1orglaugh

Coup 10-30-2011 03:14 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by mechanicvirus (Post 18525177)
You pay $7,500 in gas a month? Jesus.....

I hear pizza delivery burns lots of gas... Just saying.

Frank21 10-30-2011 03:34 PM

lol i had a similar experience once.

Dubya 10-30-2011 03:35 PM

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Originally Posted by Coup (Post 18525559)
I hear pizza delivery burns lots of gas... Just saying.

I bet this guy is delivering pizzas right now.

Failed 10-30-2011 03:35 PM

Jesus Christ, a simple and funny posts turns into a pissing contest and class warfare.

Dubya 10-30-2011 03:36 PM

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Originally Posted by Failed (Post 18525585)
Jesus Christ, a simple and funny posts turns into a pissing contest and class warfare.

no one wants that domain in your sig, the double t's kill it. let it expire.

Failed 10-30-2011 03:39 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Dubya (Post 18525589)
no one wants that domain in your sig, the double t's kill it. let it expire.

In the negotiation process with several interested people as we speak and it will probably be transferred by the end of this week. Thanks for your input.

Dubya 10-30-2011 03:40 PM

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Originally Posted by Failed (Post 18525596)
In the negotiation process with several interested people as we speak and it will probably be transferred by the end of this week. Thanks for your input.

Of course you are.

Failed 10-30-2011 03:45 PM

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Originally Posted by Dubya (Post 18525598)
Of course you are.

Troll on brother, troll on.

porno jew 10-30-2011 03:47 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Failed (Post 18525596)
In the negotiation process with several interested people as we speak and it will probably be transferred by the end of this week. Thanks for your input.

emailed you at webcammdomains (@) gmail dot com but no reply. maybe check your spam folder.

Dubya 10-30-2011 03:51 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by porno jew (Post 18525609)
emailed you at webcammdomains (@) gmail dot com but no reply. maybe check your spam folder.

:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

Contempt 10-30-2011 04:20 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Failed (Post 18525596)
In the negotiation process with several interested people as we speak and it will probably be transferred by the end of this week. Thanks for your input.

Yea? How much? Probably lunch money but ok keep on keeping on brother :thumbsup:thumbsup:thumbsup:thumbsup

Failed 10-30-2011 04:34 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by porno jew (Post 18525609)
emailed you at webcammdomains (@) gmail dot com but no reply. maybe check your spam folder.

Quote:

Originally Posted by Dubya (Post 18525615)
:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

Quote:

Originally Posted by Contempt (Post 18525653)
Yea? How much? Probably lunch money but ok keep on keeping on brother :thumbsup:thumbsup:thumbsup:thumbsup

Trolls Unite :thumbsup

fris 10-30-2011 04:36 PM

godaddy is the aids of registrars

Contempt 10-30-2011 05:02 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Failed (Post 18525669)
Trolls Unite :thumbsup

When it's one person it's a troll. When it's three people it's popular opinion. Learn the difference and you might get ahead in this business.

Due 10-30-2011 05:11 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Young (Post 18525141)
I drive a $115,000 CLS63 AMG. I probably pay more in gas a month than you pay rent. Money is the least of my concerns.

Time and procrastination are solely responsible for this close call.

I just though I'd share a funny story. No need for sour grapes broski.

Why not just call your assistant to have them renewed ?

Funny you mention gas mileage on a car that got better gas mileage than 85% of all cars on the road that got anything bigger than a v4 in it.. It's better to brag about the fact that your car loose more value per month than most people pay in rent :pimp


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