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whee 02-15-2003 11:28 AM

Riddle
 
Who can solve this one... :)

I know a guy, he lives on the 8'th floor of an apartment building.
When he goes to work in the morning, he uses the elevator down to the first floor. Then he walks to his car and drives to work. When he comes back from work, he enters the elevator again to get back to his apartment. Now, the case is, if it's raining outside, he can use the elevator all the way up to the 8'th floor. But when it's dry outside, he can only take the elevator to the 3'th floor. Then he will need to walk the rest of the way up....

Why is this the case?

If you know the solution, please wait a while so others can go figure...
:glugglug :drinkup
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Scott McD 02-15-2003 11:30 AM

Umm............

X37375787 02-15-2003 11:30 AM

cuz fuckin' PartyGoat luves Bukkake!

goBigtime 02-15-2003 11:34 AM

http://www.newline.com/nlcauction/ex...ges/minime.jpg


He knows.

gothweb 02-15-2003 11:35 AM

He's a midget, as goBigtime says. Can anyone explain why?

whee 02-15-2003 11:35 AM

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:1orglaugh
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X37375787 02-15-2003 11:36 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by gothweb
He's a midget, as goBigtime says. Can anyone explain why?


He can't reach the buttons.

goBigtime 02-15-2003 11:37 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by gothweb
He's a midget, as goBigtime says. Can anyone explain why?
Genetic mutations?

Jakke PNG 02-15-2003 11:37 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by gothweb
He's a midget, as goBigtime says. Can anyone explain why?
Does mary poppins know the answer?

whee 02-15-2003 11:38 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Equinox

He can't reach the buttons.

:1orglaugh

goBigtime 02-15-2003 11:38 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Equinox




He can't reach the buttons.

(and for anyone whos still trying to catch up....)

When its raining hes got that umbrella to hit the buttons of the higher floors.

Jakke PNG 02-15-2003 11:39 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Equinox




He can't reach the buttons.

raining = umbrella.

The guy isn't the sharpest knife in the box. Why doesn't he take a fucking stick with him every day? :1orglaugh :glugglug

sexysphere 02-15-2003 11:39 AM

give us the answer :mad:

Jakke PNG 02-15-2003 11:40 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by sexysphere
give us the answer :mad:
:1orglaugh

MonkeyMan 02-15-2003 11:40 AM

Worst riddle EVER

goBigtime 02-15-2003 11:40 AM

Of course there are flaws in the riddle.. like I'm sure minime could sit there and wait for someone on a sunny day to come along and push the button for him. :Graucho

X37375787 02-15-2003 11:41 AM

I'd sue the people who built the building for not providing proper disability services.


Poor midgets.

Scott McD 02-15-2003 11:42 AM

Sheeesh....

To think I refreshed the page 5 times for that...

whee 02-15-2003 11:44 AM

Hot mamma... This didn't last long.
Sure thing, the guy is a midget, he cant reach the 8'th floor button in the elevator without his umbrella he has with him when it's raining. Otherwise when it's dry outside, he dont have his umbrella with him, and thus he can only reach the 3'th level button. I wonder if he jumps or not, that's a new riddle!

I'll go figure a riddle no-one knows... hehe

Worst riddle ever???? NO SURLY NOT, IT WAS COOL!

sexysphere 02-15-2003 11:44 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Scott McD
Sheeesh....

To think I refreshed the page 5 times for that...

same here :Graucho

X37375787 02-15-2003 11:45 AM

How do you know the midget carries an umbrella?

whee 02-15-2003 11:45 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Equinox
I'd sue the people who built the building for not providing proper disability services.
Poor midgets.

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

sexysphere 02-15-2003 11:45 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by whee
Hot mamma... This didn't last long.
Sure thing, the guy is a midget, he cant reach the 8'th floor button in the elevator without his umbrella he has with him when it's raining. Otherwise when it's dry outside, he dont have his umbrella with him, and thus he can only reach the 3'th level button. I wonder if he jumps or not, that's a new riddle!

I'll go figure a riddle no-one knows... hehe

Worst riddle ever???? NO SURLY NOT, IT WAS COOL!


fucking worst riddle, he could take his umbrella everyday if he was intelligent :321GFY

whee 02-15-2003 11:46 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Equinox
How do you know the midget carries an umbrella?
I don't know, but I would. :glugglug

X37375787 02-15-2003 11:47 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by sexysphere



fucking worst riddle, he could take his umbrella everyday if he was intelligent :321GFY


Why carry an umbrella when it's sunny outside? Fuck, people would think he's not only underdimensioned, but also retarded on top of that.

whee 02-15-2003 11:48 AM

Ok fuck it, answer this one.

How come 2 times 2 equals 4, when also 2 plus 2 equals 4.

Well, I don't know...

:helpme

goBigtime 02-15-2003 11:49 AM

Heres another one:


This guy is heading into the city with a wolf, a chicken & a box of cornmeal. He comes to this little river that he has to cross in a one person kayak... he could only take himself and one other item across. He could not leave the wolf alone with the chicken, or the chicken alone with the cornmeal. How did the guy get everyone and everything across safely?

gothweb 02-15-2003 11:53 AM

Heh. I like that kind of riddle. Its such a simple thing to make it work...

Jakke PNG 02-15-2003 11:56 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by goBigtime
Heres one:


This guy is heading into the city with a wolf, a chicken & a box of cornmeal. He comes to this little river that he has to cross in a one person kayak... he could only take himself and one other item across. He could not leave the wolf alone with the chicken, or the chicken alone with the cornmeal. How did the guy get everyone and everything across safely?

That's too easy of a riddle. It's not very hard to figure out.
Although, on the otherhand.. I HATE riddles I can't figure out. They make me angry until I get it. :)

whee 02-15-2003 12:03 PM

Meal first over,
Then empty back,
Then Wolf over,
Then empty back,
Then chicken over

:(

X37375787 02-15-2003 12:04 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by whee
Meal first over,
Then empty back,
Then Wolf over,
Then empty back,
Then chicken over

:(


What if the wolf is up for some corn?

whee 02-15-2003 12:06 PM

Wolfs eat meat, not corn. otherwise this wolf is quite stupid.
:)

X37375787 02-15-2003 12:07 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by whee
Wolfs eat meat, not corn. otherwise this wolf is quite stupid.
:)



...hypothetically.


I'd let the chicken eat the corn, let the wolf eat the chicken and then make myself a nice lil' BBQ a la wolf.
Gotta optimize your food intake, ya know.

cheese4acp 02-15-2003 12:07 PM

he uses the umbrella to push button 8

whee 02-15-2003 12:11 PM

Ok guys.. Eat this:

A constructor got the job to connect 3 houses with electricity, water, and heat.
He can only feed the houses with pipes.
Any of the feeds CANNOT cross eachother.
Make a drawing and figure how to connect the 3 houses with the 3 feeds without the lines crossing in any way.

Can this make you figure?
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whee 02-15-2003 12:13 PM

Remember all houses must have heat, electricity, and water. But any pipes cannot cross eachother...

Jakke PNG 02-15-2003 12:14 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by cheese4acp
he uses the umbrella to push button 8
But how does that help that poor chicken?

whee 02-15-2003 12:16 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by TeenGodFather

But how does that help that poor chicken?

LOL...

Concentrate on the last riddle I just wrote... Figure

X37375787 02-15-2003 12:16 PM

http://www.justriddlesandmore.com/images/answer.gif

X37375787 02-15-2003 12:16 PM

Riddles are lame when you got google. :Graucho


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