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MrMaxwell 01-10-2013 05:50 AM

Applebees my balls.. Trying to sell sidedishes as a meal. THIS is a steak.
 
These restaurants have some set of balls charging $10 for side dish "meals".. You go into one of these places and they can't sell you anything that constitutes a meal. The only decent meal at a decent price is at the Longhorn. They sold me a 24oz steak with all kinds of shit like dinner salad and bread and potatoes for $29 - now that was a good deal.

Just go to the store and get this:

3.5+lbs of pure love, only $19
http://i47.tinypic.com/5v926h.jpg
http://i50.tinypic.com/2b7bea.jpg

As an aside.. she's ready when she's pink, not while it's still bleeding :winkwink:
http://i46.tinypic.com/2wcdtdw.jpg

tfs 01-10-2013 06:38 AM

MrMaxwell. Its 8:30 in the fucking morning and now I crave a fat juicy steak. Thanks, dude. Really. Now I have to choose: Wait 10 hours for dinner, or have a Steak and Egg breakfast.

Fuck me!

L-Pink 01-10-2013 06:44 AM

At my local butcher filet is around $28 a pound. Other than bison burger it's the only red meat I eat. I don't know what you're buying for $5.50 a pound.

newB 01-10-2013 07:24 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by L-Pink (Post 19418336)
At my local butcher filet is around $28 a pound. Other than bison burger it's the only red meat I eat. I don't know what you're buying for $5.50 a pound.

Judging by the pic, it was obviously a girl cow (thanks for the zoom on the bloody vag in your dinner by the way :throwup ). I've never priced bovine genitalia cuts, but that seems about right.

I've never been impressed with Applebees, and they certainly wouldn't be my choice place for a steak.

Penny24Seven 01-10-2013 08:19 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by L-Pink (Post 19418336)
At my local butcher filet is around $28 a pound. Other than bison burger it's the only red meat I eat. I don't know what you're buying for $5.50 a pound.

Think about it, you know what he is getting for 5 bucks a pound LOL and I would rather go to applebees then that hahaha

Grapesoda 01-10-2013 08:22 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by L-Pink (Post 19418336)
At my local butcher filet is around $28 a pound. Other than bison burger it's the only red meat I eat. I don't know what you're buying for $5.50 a pound.

just picked up some 'kobe' steaks... about $50 a LB, sure is good, having one for breakfast

RebelR 01-10-2013 08:27 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by L-Pink (Post 19418336)
At my local butcher filet is around $28 a pound. Other than bison burger it's the only red meat I eat. I don't know what you're buying for $5.50 a pound.

Judging by the shape.. I'm gonna say that this is Top sirloin. Not unusual to see top sirloin at $5/lb, depending on grade. Only thingwith that cut is that it should be at least an inch and a half thick or more. Which gets you that nice crust on the outside, with the cool pink center.

This steak looks a little thin IMHO

Choopa Phil 01-10-2013 08:39 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by L-Pink (Post 19418336)
At my local butcher filet is around $28 a pound. Other than bison burger it's the only red meat I eat. I don't know what you're buying for $5.50 a pound.

Same here, if im going to be eating steak or a red meat its going to be good quality. :thumbsup

scuba steve 01-10-2013 08:43 AM

whatever it is looks tough as shit to cut

newB 01-10-2013 08:45 AM

You can stick your head up your butchers ass...wait, it's got to be your cow...

candyflip 01-10-2013 08:46 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by scuba steve (Post 19418483)
whatever it is looks tough as shit to cut

Same here. Tough to cut means tough to chew and that sucks.

"Filet or no way" is my motto.

Sly 01-10-2013 08:46 AM

A 24 ounce steak is three meals.

PornDiscounts-V 01-10-2013 08:51 AM

That is just fucked up!

xNetworx 01-10-2013 08:52 AM

Cool thread bro

Harmon 01-10-2013 08:57 AM

I prefer tube steak myself :2 cents:

candyflip 01-10-2013 08:59 AM

PS. Those side dish sized meals are the actual portion sizes we SHOULD be eating.

But being that we are a country filled with obesity, it's not surprising that people don't understand this.

pornguy 01-10-2013 09:06 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by candyflip (Post 19418520)
PS. Those side dish sized meals are the actual portion sizes we SHOULD be eating.

But being that we are a country filled with obesity, it's not surprising that people don't understand this.

And even then a good portion of them are far more than you need.

Doctor Dre 01-10-2013 09:08 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Grapesoda (Post 19418454)
just picked up some 'kobe' steaks... about $50 a LB, sure is good, having one for breakfast

If you're not in Japan then your Kobes are not real kobes ;) Wagyu at best

Choopa_Pardo 01-10-2013 09:25 AM

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Originally Posted by candyflip (Post 19418491)
Same here. Tough to cut means tough to chew and that sucks.

"Filet or no way" is my motto.

Prepared properly, any cut can be tender.

kristin 01-10-2013 09:36 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by L-Pink (Post 19418336)
At my local butcher filet is around $28 a pound. Other than bison burger it's the only red meat I eat. I don't know what you're buying for $5.50 a pound.

We eat bison instead of ground beef. Very good, much better for you.

And it's illegal to put any hormones in bison meat.

Scott McD 01-10-2013 10:02 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by candyflip (Post 19418520)
PS. Those side dish sized meals are the actual portion sizes we SHOULD be eating.

But being that we are a country filled with obesity, it's not surprising that people don't understand this.

http://www.foodhealthnews.com/news/w...oman-obese.jpg

Killswitch 01-10-2013 10:05 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Doctor Dre (Post 19418532)
If you're not in Japan then your Kobes are not real kobes ;) Wagyu at best

There's a steak house in Manhattan that imports legit Kobe beef, I gotta try them out when I go out that way.

96ukssob 01-10-2013 10:20 AM

Your missing the key element here... OVERHEAD

Try and spend $20 at your house and have someone make you food, bring it to you, clean the dishes, plus pay all the utility bills and their wages.

I have some idiot friends that refuse to go out and eat, or when they do, they price everything compared to what they can make it for and make sure to tell the wait staff about it.

One in particular won't eat most times, but he'll sit there and drink as many cokes as he can to get his $1.59 worth, then afterwards, he'll stop at Taco Bell because he thinks that 6 tacos for $4 is some kind of ultimate deal

scuba steve 01-10-2013 10:31 AM

i don't think of great steak and think of going to applebees either...

xNetworx 01-10-2013 11:09 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by bossku69 (Post 19418620)
Your missing the key element here... OVERHEAD

Try and spend $20 at your house and have someone make you food, bring it to you, clean the dishes, plus pay all the utility bills and their wages.

I have some idiot friends that refuse to go out and eat, or when they do, they price everything compared to what they can make it for and make sure to tell the wait staff about it.

One in particular won't eat most times, but he'll sit there and drink as many cokes as he can to get his $1.59 worth, then afterwards, he'll stop at Taco Bell because he thinks that 6 tacos for $4 is some kind of ultimate deal

Oh man. I would never go out to eat with people like that again.

I knew a guy back in college that would never touch the bill even if it was put right in front of him.

We called him Alligator Arms or T-Rex behind his back.

epitome 01-10-2013 11:14 AM

First mistake was trying to get good food at Applebee's.

sandman! 01-10-2013 11:57 AM

:thumbsup:thumbsup:thumbsup

Quote:

Originally Posted by epitome (Post 19418731)
First mistake was trying to get good food at Applebee's.


epitome 01-10-2013 12:02 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by CamBoss (Post 19418718)
We called him Alligator Arms or T-Rex behind his back.

Ha! Thankfully my crowd likes to argue over who gets to pay the check. When you add things all up over time we are usually about even.

Killswitch 01-10-2013 12:16 PM

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Originally Posted by epitome (Post 19418803)
Ha! Thankfully my crowd likes to argue over who gets to pay the check. When you add things all up over time we are usually about even.

Yeah me and my friends do that all the time, we're not broke fucks who live paycheck to paycheck. :thumbsup

sperbonzo 01-10-2013 12:19 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by L-Pink (Post 19418336)
At my local butcher filet is around $28 a pound. Other than bison burger it's the only red meat I eat. I don't know what you're buying for $5.50 a pound.

At the "Fresh Market" in Aventura FL, we get excellent prime hereford whole tenderloin for $12 to $14 per pound, usually that's about 7 or 8 pounds worth, but we just cut up the filets about 3 inches thick and vacuum seal/freeze them. Beautifully tender and flavorful.

:2 cents:


...And, not to be a dick or anything, but who thinks of Applebees or Longhorn as places to get a decent steak????




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MrMaxwell 01-10-2013 03:45 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by L-Pink (Post 19418336)
At my local butcher filet is around $28 a pound. Other than bison burger it's the only red meat I eat. I don't know what you're buying for $5.50 a pound.

This shit melts in your mouth. I can't spend $28/night on dinner.. Your $28/lb would cost me almost $50 a night for dinner, man.

I usually have a 1.5lb "flat iron" steak.. it's a couple bucks more per pound... but it's worth it. Got this one on sale (I was VERY hungry)

MrMaxwell 01-10-2013 03:46 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Brian837 (Post 19418445)
Think about it, you know what he is getting for 5 bucks a pound LOL and I would rather go to applebees then that hahaha

Applebees just annoys me with their ads all over the place trying to sell side dishes as meals. They must be crazy. The steak I'm buying is good shit, even if I am not paying a billion dollars a pound like all of you apparent millionaires.

MrMaxwell 01-10-2013 03:47 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sly (Post 19418492)
A 24 ounce steak is three meals.

For who? My sister is 5'3/105 and could eat one of those by herself.

MrMaxwell 01-10-2013 03:48 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by candyflip (Post 19418520)
PS. Those side dish sized meals are the actual portion sizes we SHOULD be eating.

But being that we are a country filled with obesity, it's not surprising that people don't understand this.


Well, maybe so, but I am not obese.. and men, they should eat like men. If you can't eat a hearty meal without blimping out, do some damned exercise.

MrMaxwell 01-10-2013 03:49 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by bossku69 (Post 19418620)
Your missing the key element here... OVERHEAD

Try and spend $20 at your house and have someone make you food, bring it to you, clean the dishes, plus pay all the utility bills and their wages.

I have some idiot friends that refuse to go out and eat, or when they do, they price everything compared to what they can make it for and make sure to tell the wait staff about it.

One in particular won't eat most times, but he'll sit there and drink as many cokes as he can to get his $1.59 worth, then afterwards, he'll stop at Taco Bell because he thinks that 6 tacos for $4 is some kind of ultimate deal

Fast food.. makes me kind of sick. You can have someone do all of that for free- just be reasonably attractive.

MrMaxwell 01-10-2013 03:50 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by epitome (Post 19418731)
First mistake was trying to get good food at Applebee's.

Agreed, but they keep plastering these stupid ads all over my websites and it's annoying.

MrMaxwell 01-10-2013 03:51 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by sperbonzo (Post 19418829)
At the "Fresh Market" in Aventura FL, we get excellent prime hereford whole tenderloin for $12 to $14 per pound, usually that's about 7 or 8 pounds worth, but we just cut up the filets about 3 inches thick and vacuum seal/freeze them. Beautifully tender and flavorful.

:2 cents:


...And, not to be a dick or anything, but who thinks of Applebees or Longhorn as places to get a decent steak????




.


Applebees ain't but longhorn sure as hell is. I'm not some wealthy overly white cakeboy or anything.. even when I had money... I want a good deal and if the steak tastes like a dead cow and isn't tough, it's good with me.

sarettah 01-10-2013 03:54 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by bossku69 (Post 19418620)
One in particular won't eat most times, but he'll sit there and drink as many cokes as he can to get his $1.59 worth, then afterwards, he'll stop at Taco Bell because he thinks that 6 tacos for $4 is some kind of ultimate deal


You hang out with JohnnyClips?


:pimp

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blackmonsters 01-10-2013 04:34 PM

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Originally Posted by Scott McD (Post 19418592)

FUCK YEAH!

:1orglaugh

Due 01-10-2013 06:18 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Doctor Dre (Post 19418532)
If you're not in Japan then your Kobes are not real kobes ;) Wagyu at best

They sell Kobe beef at nobu in Vegas.


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