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Mutt 09-05-2014 07:50 PM

If Time Travel Was A Reality What Would Be Your First Choice - Back or Forward?
 
And what year would you set the dial to?

Si 09-05-2014 07:53 PM

Back.

Right back to the start. Then we'll see which one of the religious cunts is right.

EDIT: If any of course.

Si 09-05-2014 08:00 PM

The real question should be; what would be the ideal time to time travel back to or forward to, if you could only go one way?

The answers are endless, "I want to travel back to when Jesus was born" Well, what could happen there? You go back 2014 years and find out he never existed? He did exist but was a fraud, or, he was right? Then what? Can you travel back to now to tell everyone? Or can you then go forward to see if Mohammed was real and if Islam really is the last prophet?

Too many questions, ergo.....















Aliens.

Phoenix 09-05-2014 08:08 PM

I would go about 20 years in the future then checkout all the stock prices.
Find penny stocks to buy into, then other better stocks.
Then go back to the present...and do the obvious

PiracyPitbull 09-05-2014 08:08 PM

For me forward.

There's precious little from the past that I can't rationalize, that reasonable answers don't exist or that interest me enough to care.

Caveat, your fast forward machine should land me on a survivable planet if earth is gone...with ladies and bacon.

LAJ 09-05-2014 08:15 PM

Oh shit... without even a second of hesitation... THE PAST. And that's even taking into account that I would be doing so and NOT being armed with the knowledge of knowing what plays out over the years.

I'd be a kid in the mid 1950s. If I went back the age I am now, it would be in the mid 1960s.

tommy730 09-05-2014 08:40 PM

Easy.

Go back 20 years and register credit.com, creditcards.com, insurance.com, sex.com, porn.com, etc.


On Second thought, I could go forward a hundred years but who knows if I find myself in the middle of a planet Earth that was invaded by an alien lifeform and enslaved all humans and they fked up my time machine really bad with bats.

It'd be safer to go to the past.

SilentKnight 09-05-2014 08:58 PM

I'd go back to April 12, 1976 and buy Ronald Wayne's shares in Apple for $800.

Matt 26z 09-05-2014 09:02 PM

There's a higher level of safety in going back in time. You know exactly what to expect and can take the necessary clothing and currency with you. The chances of your cover being blown is very low.

The risk in going forward increases with the time span. You can probably pull off 50 years into the future without drawing too much unwanted attention to yourself, but going ahead 1,000 years is going to be extremely dangerous. Everyone is going to know there is something very wrong about you.... your ancient clothing, outdated english, no valid money, etc...

But that problem aside, it would be hugely beneficial to go forward if only for the medical treatments. Go ahead 3,000 years and they can cure your ailments and give you your 20-year-old body back.

TidalWave 09-05-2014 09:05 PM

Forward! I'll take the chance of whatever is going on, just to experience it and possibly live thru it.

johnnyloadproductions 09-05-2014 09:05 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SilentKnight (Post 20217390)
I'd go back to April 12, 1976 and buy Ronald Wayne's shares in Apple for $800.

You'd be better of buying a shitload of Apple when they almost went belly up in the late 90's.

AdultKing 09-05-2014 09:11 PM

I'd go to the Restaurant at the End of the Universe :)

johnnyloadproductions 09-05-2014 09:13 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by AdultKing (Post 20217396)
I'd go to the Restaurant at the End of the Universe :)

Bit of a Douglas Adams fan are you? :)

AdultKing 09-05-2014 09:15 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by johnnyloadproductions (Post 20217400)
Bit of a Douglas Adams fan are you? :)

Just a bit :pimp

lagcam 09-05-2014 09:16 PM

As soon as one person went back in time, everything as we knew it would change so the real adventure would be staying right here.

Assuming that ANYTHING that happened before photographs, newspapers or moving pictures did actually happen in the first place of course.....

SilentKnight 09-05-2014 09:34 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by johnnyloadproductions (Post 20217394)
You'd be better of buying a shitload of Apple when they almost went belly up in the late 90's.

I liked the 70s.

The 90s sucked.

F-U-Jimmy 09-05-2014 09:38 PM

100 million years BC

Spunky 09-05-2014 10:14 PM

Back to the late 70's early 80's.I was starting out as a man whore and young,glory days

GregE 09-05-2014 10:33 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by F-U-Jimmy (Post 20217421)
100 million years BC

Best be careful where you position your time machine or you might find yourself in deep water.

http://www.paleoportal.org/media/boi...p_18_image.jpg

Literally.

SilentKnight 09-05-2014 11:36 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by GregE (Post 20217448)
Best be careful where you position your time machine or you might find yourself in deep water.

Or raptor chow.

rogueteens 09-06-2014 02:42 AM

Forwards, I just want to know what happens!


Markul 09-06-2014 02:52 AM

Go forward, going back and doing things could unravel my time machine or even myself from happening. I think.

Maqua 09-06-2014 02:56 AM

Back to the 70's :thumbsup

AmeliaG 09-06-2014 03:00 AM

Future.

Jet packs.

Immortal medical tech.

Commercial space travel.

seeandsee 09-06-2014 03:05 AM

I would hit future!

mineistaken 09-06-2014 03:58 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Phoenix (Post 20217370)
I would go about 20 years in the future then checkout all the stock prices.
Find penny stocks to buy into, then other better stocks.
Then go back to the present...and do the obvious

Better 10 years or 5, less waiting till you get rich.

mineistaken 09-06-2014 04:02 AM

Past = you would be the king.
Future = you would be loser/outcast/weirdo/nobody.

freecartoonporn 09-06-2014 04:03 AM

20 years back. i guess.

mineistaken 09-06-2014 04:03 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by rogueteens (Post 20217543)
Forwards, I just want to know what happens!


People from those years would have a laugh :)
Ps: greetings to those of you in 2525 who found this post in archives :winkwink:

rogueteens 09-06-2014 06:55 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by mineistaken (Post 20217581)
Ps: greetings to those of you in 2525 who found this post in archives :winkwink:

:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

adultchatpay 09-06-2014 07:02 AM

I want to time travel in the future. Maybe 3-4 years from now...

The Porn Nerd 09-06-2014 07:05 AM

Can we go AND COME BACK TO "NOW"?

If we are going and STAYING then the past (cause I would RULE).
If we can come back to "now" then future. Get some knowledge of the future then come back to now to exploit it, be rich and RULE.

Besides, if I can fucking time travel then I SHOULD fucking rule, no? :D

BabeHunter 09-06-2014 07:52 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by The Porn Nerd (Post 20217645)
Can we go AND COME BACK TO "NOW"?

If we are going and STAYING then the past (cause I would RULE).
If we can come back to "now" then future. Get some knowledge of the future then come back to now to exploit it, be rich and RULE.

Besides, if I can fucking time travel then I SHOULD fucking rule, no? :D

This :-)

aka123 09-06-2014 08:14 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by The Porn Nerd (Post 20217645)
Can we go AND COME BACK TO "NOW"?

If we are going and STAYING then the past (cause I would RULE).
If we can come back to "now" then future. Get some knowledge of the future then come back to now to exploit it, be rich and RULE.

Besides, if I can fucking time travel then I SHOULD fucking rule, no? :D

Ruling wouldn't be that easy at the age of discrimination. Probably you would end up as a slave or dead.

Now think that some foreigner would come to your country, talk some weird shit and would want to rule. Would it work?

DVTimes 09-06-2014 08:18 AM

Sorry to be boring, but time travel is possible today.

If you get on a plane and go around the world, you do go forward in time.

http://www.news.com.au/technology/ti...-1225861418565

http://www.ibtimes.co.uk/physicists-...o-past-1453839

aka123 09-06-2014 08:24 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DVTimes (Post 20217681)
Sorry to be boring, but time travel is possible today.

If you get on a plane and go around the world, you do go forward in time.

http://www.news.com.au/technology/ti...-1225861418565

http://www.ibtimes.co.uk/physicists-...o-past-1453839

The first one is not really traveling in time, it's just relative stuff, more like some cryostasis in movies or something like that. Second one about the particles was interesting, but far from what we in here consider as time travel.

The Porn Nerd 09-06-2014 08:57 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by aka123 (Post 20217676)
Ruling wouldn't be that easy at the age of discrimination. Probably you would end up as a slave or dead.

Now think that some foreigner would come to your country, talk some weird shit and would want to rule. Would it work?

Me a slave?
I don't think so honey.


Trust me, I would RULE.

aka123 09-06-2014 10:12 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by The Porn Nerd (Post 20217706)
Me a slave?
I don't think so honey.


Trust me, I would RULE.

Why don't you rule now? Or do you, I just don't know it?

druid66 09-06-2014 10:51 AM

15k y back to see what actually was this civilization which falls and left us wonder how some monuments was build (sphinx, some pyramids some walls blocks with weight 100k tons stuff like this - we do not have clear answer how it was build no matter how hard logically scientist is trying to explain this, i believe it was anti-grav technology and i wanna see civilization who utilised this).

sandman! 09-06-2014 11:03 AM

i would go back and become filthy rich :)


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