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Tam 10-02-2014 07:17 PM

Ok so who do I have to blow around here -
 
To get a fucking job -

I am in this industry (pun intended) for 16+ years and have done just about everything that can be done in it at one point or another - I've attracted and taken out a great many scammers - I've handled those hard to handle members and taken care of tasks none of you want to handle on your own - I've done it all - the only things I DO NOT do is design and write scripts and programs but I can run and manage them perfectly!!

I've worked with the good, the bad and the ugly so I know my way around it and what to look for- **don't believe me? None of you got hurt by this latest one, did you??!!**

I have vast experience in what's needed and if you don't - I am your girl - if you are a startup company and you are willing to LISTEN and let me help - I am your girl - if you are trying to run a scam - keep fucking walking - if you threaten and talk to people like shit, keep walking -

IF you are looking to advance your business and you want someone who can wear a lot of faces and handle most any task - I am here - I can be playful - professional - hard ass - kind - gentle or downright harsh and I handle all of the faces with respect and professionalism - but with a sense of humor - it's a must - be happy and your business will grow - be a dick and see who's left to back you at the end of the day - you can run a super successful business and not have to have an iron fist to do it!


******And if you wonder why the fuck I am here AGAIN - take a look at the search and find Xavi's last thread - he told it all so well on his own - I don't generally call people out - it's not my way but FUCK!!! Well - I guess I really didn't - he did it himself - we just all agreed he was a piece of shit - I am just glad he can't hurt no one else!*****

disinfected 10-02-2014 07:21 PM

He will do it again... just under a different nick.

I have a gig... you working part time? PM me if interested.

Tam 10-02-2014 07:25 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by disinfected (Post 20241972)
He will do it again... just under a different nick.

I have a gig... you working part time? PM me if interested.

Actually he won't - I closed SEVERAL of his doors over the past 24 hours so he won't be up as fast as he thinks he is - I cannot go into details - but I took time I should have taken to take care of myself to make damn sure he doesn't fuck anyone else for a good while! :thumbsup

I am working for any time frame - part - full - whatever - I have bills to pay and probably one of the few not afraid to SAY it out loud. lol

CDSmith 10-02-2014 07:55 PM

Long ago unbeknownst to her someone slipped Tam a roofie, then implanted an asshole magnet under her skin.

I'm sure of it.

Never in my life have I seen someone have so many work situations go south due to scam artists and scumbag bosses. It's amazing, and.... totally unfair. Would someone please hire this lady already? She is a veritable font of industry knowledge, put her to work for christ's sake.

And Tam, while you're waiting, check yourself for magnets. :D

Tam 10-02-2014 08:14 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by CDSmith (Post 20241991)
Long ago unbeknownst to her someone slipped Tam a roofie, then implanted an asshole magnet under her skin.

I'm sure of it.

Never in my life have I seen someone have so many work situations go south due to scam artists and scumbag bosses. It's amazing, and.... totally unfair. Would someone please hire this lady already? She is a veritable font of industry knowledge, put her to work for christ's sake.

And Tam, while you're waiting, check yourself for magnets. :D

I did, and I swear I can't find them - I feel them a lot faster now though - you have to admit, this was record time and NO ONE got hurt BUT me this go around. lol

I've learned from the best how to spot them - and am getting better - and faster. lol

I just want to work, an honest job for honest pay and honest people - lol

420 10-02-2014 09:13 PM

How about $60 for half and half?

American Psycho 10-02-2014 09:27 PM

I think its time for that mandingo party?
ii gotz 5 on it

Tam 10-02-2014 09:42 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by 420 (Post 20242023)
How about $60 for half and half?

Quote:

Originally Posted by American Psycho (Post 20242029)
I think its time for that mandingo party?
ii gotz 5 on it

You both couldn't afford me if you put BOTH your paychecks together. :1orglaugh

420 10-02-2014 09:51 PM

So, more than $65?

brassmonkey 10-02-2014 10:33 PM

good luck tam :)

TrashyGirl 10-02-2014 10:40 PM

I've always heard, it's not who you know, it's who you blow... but lately I think, it's who you know, not who you blow... Good luck and I hope you find a cool gig PFQ.

arock10 10-03-2014 04:45 AM

Try a different industry, not exactly the glory days of adult

EddyTheDog 10-03-2014 04:51 AM

Quote:

Ok so who do I have to blow around here -
The good news is that it's me - The bad news is that I am gay:winkwink:...

ilnjscb 10-03-2014 04:52 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by TrashyGirl (Post 20242050)
I've always heard, it's not who you know, it's who you blow... but lately I think, it's who you know, not who you blow... Good luck and I hope you find a cool gig PFQ.

Its what you know, and who you know.

lock 10-03-2014 04:57 AM

If only i was in need of a good blow job/marketer.

wehateporn 10-03-2014 05:03 AM

Maybe you could do some affiliate marketing?

johnclark 10-03-2014 05:07 AM

Good luck with your job hunt :)

jimmycooper 10-03-2014 05:18 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by arock10 (Post 20242209)
Try a different industry, not exactly the glory days of adult

Agreed. Maybe check to see if there are any openings at nomorerack.com.

yuu.design 10-03-2014 05:33 AM

Good luck for you Tam, how you can find something cool :)

candyflip 10-03-2014 05:40 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Tam (Post 20242035)
You both couldn't afford me if you put BOTH your paychecks together. :1orglaugh

But you're here constantly begging for work. Something doesn't add up.

Tam 10-03-2014 05:40 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by TrashyGirl (Post 20242050)
I've always heard, it's not who you know, it's who you blow... but lately I think, it's who you know, not who you blow... Good luck and I hope you find a cool gig PFQ.

I think it may be a little of a lot of that.. I appreciate your support though. ;)

Quote:

Originally Posted by arock10 (Post 20242209)
Try a different industry, not exactly the glory days of adult

I'm working on looking in any industry - including locally - no stone unturned kind of thing.

Quote:

Originally Posted by EddyTheDog (Post 20242216)
The good news is that it's me - The bad news is that I am gay:winkwink:...

Aww, I have a gay network, maybe I could get one of them to do me a solid on this? lol

Quote:

Originally Posted by lock (Post 20242225)
If only i was in need of a good blow job/marketer.

This made me lol

Quote:

Originally Posted by johnclark (Post 20242232)
Good luck with your job hunt :)

Thank you very much

Quote:

Originally Posted by jimmycooper (Post 20242243)
Agreed. Maybe check to see if there are any openings at nomorerack.com.

Sorry hon, don't really want to take your job form you - when will you stop beating dead animals, something you get off on? You sound just like one of them the way you just keep on and on and on and on - good luck on your job, you can keep it. :thumbsup

Harmon 10-03-2014 05:44 AM

You sound like such a douche. It's no wonder you don't have a job. You seem to have an issue with dishing things out but being unable to take it. Especially when your fat ass, bitch boy of a husband shows up to the board to talk smack to people.

Tam 10-03-2014 05:47 AM

There, I think I covered everyone so no one can say I am ignoring them - right? :thumbsup

Tam 10-03-2014 05:48 AM

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Originally Posted by Harmon (Post 20242272)
You sound like such a douche. It's no wonder you don't have a job. You seem to have an issue with dishing things out but being unable to take it. Especially when your fat ass, bitch boy of a husband shows up to the board to talk smack to people.

Good Morning Harmon - glad you are still very much alive and well - that always warms my heart! If you are looking for a board war, you've come to the wrong place though - you won't get it here - :thumbsup

Best-In-BC 10-03-2014 05:58 AM

Sometimes its like there all coke heads

American Psycho 10-03-2014 06:06 AM

You seem very professional and level headed , it's absolutely bizarre that u are out of work so often.
/ end sarcasm

Harmon 10-03-2014 07:17 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by American Psycho (Post 20242301)
You seem very professional and level headed , it's absolutely bizarre that u are out of work so often.
/ end sarcasm

:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

Phoenix 10-03-2014 07:21 AM

Do you know any good programs that need joins?

Tam 10-03-2014 08:07 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Phoenix (Post 20242353)
Do you know any good programs that need joins?

I can't think of a single one, can you? :thumbsup

Vendzilla 10-03-2014 08:13 AM

Sorry to hear Tam, I was in the same place. I pitched an idea to some investors and they hired me to run everything they had going.

suesheboy 10-03-2014 08:15 AM

remove the "Rude Bitch" logo and tagline.

Re-brand yourself as the professional helpful person:2 cents:

Sly 10-03-2014 08:17 AM

I've always loved a good morning BJ.

Harmon 10-03-2014 08:24 AM

http://i.4cdn.org/b/1412347895431.webm

Tofu 10-03-2014 08:26 AM

I hope you find what you are looking for. I'm sure you already hit up Eddie K and the xindustryjobs.info crew...



?

wehateporn 10-03-2014 08:40 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by suesheboy (Post 20242425)
remove the "Rude Bitch" logo and tagline.

Re-brand yourself as the professional helpful person:2 cents:

You could be right there, rebrand as someone in control, she should be snapped up in a flash with her experience :2 cents:

Tam 10-03-2014 08:47 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by suesheboy (Post 20242425)
remove the "Rude Bitch" logo and tagline.

Re-brand yourself as the professional helpful person:2 cents:

Actually that is the very WORST idea handed to me so far - I have already had about 7 people hit me up - and all of these are a far cry better than anything I've been offered by being all professional and so on - seems just me being me and who the hell I am is working way better for me thus far than anything else.

I can be professional - I can be nice - I can be rude - and I can be a lot of things which is VERY much needed in this, or any other industry! A good and solid Rep can wear all of the hats needed to cater to anyone needing help. If someone wants professional, I can be that, if they wish to cut up - I can do that - if they wish to be treated like shit, well, I can do that too - I have the capacity to wear whatever hat is needed in as professional a way as anyone else or as unprofessional as anyone else.

Not all people wish to be treated like all other people, each is unique and different and a GOOD Rep senses this and handles it as such.

I've worked with some extremely large companies/people that wouldn't be caught dead on this board - I can be what and who I need to be and adapt to ANY situation! :thumbsup

CaptainHowdy 10-03-2014 08:56 AM

Answer: Me.

suesheboy 10-03-2014 08:59 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Tam (Post 20242472)
Actually that is the very WORST idea handed to me so far

I stand corrected. You must know better than me after all your past business decisions and relationships speaks volumes about your exceptional abilities and insights.

Good luck, then again, you probably don't need it.

Ferus 10-03-2014 09:03 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Tam (Post 20242472)
Actually that is the very WORST idea handed to me so far - I have already had about 7 people hit me up - and all of these are a far cry better than anything I've been offered by being all professional and so on - seems just me being me and who the hell I am is working way better for me thus far than anything else.

I can be professional - I can be nice - I can be rude - and I can be a lot of things which is VERY much needed in this, or any other industry! A good and solid Rep can wear all of the hats needed to cater to anyone needing help. If someone wants professional, I can be that, if they wish to cut up - I can do that - if they wish to be treated like shit, well, I can do that too - I have the capacity to wear whatever hat is needed in as professional a way as anyone else or as unprofessional as anyone else.

Not all people wish to be treated like all other people, each is unique and different and a GOOD Rep senses this and handles it as such.

I've worked with some extremely large companies/people that wouldn't be caught dead on this board - I can be what and who I need to be and adapt to ANY situation! :thumbsup

But again you still come here begging for work, and its never your fault.
You are all talk and no action.

Ferus 10-03-2014 09:05 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by suesheboy (Post 20242425)
remove the "Rude Bitch" logo and tagline.

Re-brand yourself as the professional helpful person:2 cents:

She wont understand.


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