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Relentless 11-08-2014 11:56 AM

Interstellar = Awful
 
Saw it last night on IMAX. The acting isn't terrible, some of the special effects were great. However the plot could have been written by a couple of stoned D- high schoolers with a very poor concept of what Physics is about. Also the directing was terrible, which shocked me because I like Chris Nolan's work usually.

2 hours 40 minutes of awful pacing that tells a story which defies basic science and after about 2 hours seems to have no idea where it is going or what it is about. The last 15 minutes are so implausible and nonsensical that if I were at home I'd have just turned it off.

Save your money. More importantly save your time. It's 2+ hours of my life ill never get back. Not even from a wormhole.

Klen 11-08-2014 12:00 PM

Not a surprise,when you get for leading role guy which usually do romantic movies only.

The Porn Nerd 11-08-2014 12:02 PM

But according to the advertising the film is "brilliant" "groundbreaking" and "the most amazing movie you will see this year". No?

I feel lied to and manipulated by Hollywood and its' marketing machine. :(

Thanks for the head's up.
Interstellar not stellar.:)

last click 11-08-2014 12:05 PM

yeah I agree first part was okay and then when they all talking about love I just bolt tit lol

Relentless 11-08-2014 12:34 PM

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Originally Posted by The Porn Nerd (Post 20282677)
But according to the advertising the film is "brilliant" "groundbreaking" and "the most amazing movie you will see this year". No?
I feel lied to and manipulated by Hollywood and its' marketing machine. :(
Thanks for the head's up.
Interstellar not stellar.:)

It's what Gravity would have been if someone wiped their ass with the script and then made Bullock and Clooney say only the parts they could still read through all the brown streaks and stains. :2 cents:

MaDalton 11-08-2014 12:52 PM

seems like i made the right decision when my friends asked me to join for that tomorrow

i read some reviews and then decided to stay home

CDSmith 11-08-2014 01:04 PM

I haven't seen it yet but I did see Gravity. One thing I'll say is that some of these types of films seem to keep the story simpler than most viewers would like and instead rely heavily on it's "unspoken commentary on humanity" or on "where our present society is headed", or "what we're doing to the planet and to ourselves" etc.

For me, sometimes I'd just like to watch a good movie that doesn't require any extranious deep thought in order to fully "get it." Not always, but sometimes.

Anyway I never did have any high expectations for Interstellar, but I fully intend to see it.... in a few months when it hits Movie Central.

Elli 11-08-2014 01:44 PM

So.. it's the new Inception? Or am I going too far?

DeanCapture 11-08-2014 02:13 PM

It's rated 9.1 out of 10 on IMDB. Somebody fugg'n likes it :winkwink:

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0816692/?ref_=nv_sr_1

Relentless 11-08-2014 02:19 PM

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Originally Posted by Elli (Post 20282760)
So.. it's the new Inception? Or am I going too far?

Inception was an all time great film...when compared against interstellar. The again, any movie is great compared to this nonsense.

Relentless 11-08-2014 02:22 PM

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Originally Posted by DeanCapture (Post 20282783)
It's rated 9.1 out of 10 on IMDB. Somebody fugg'n likes it :winkwink: http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0816692/?ref_=nv_sr_1

Or...

Someone who spent 160 million to make the movie is distorting opinion by artificially hyping up the media coverage and reviews about the movie online. Yes, I know everything written on any website is true, but maybe just this once someone is gaming the media. :1orglaugh

DeanCapture 11-08-2014 02:27 PM

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Originally Posted by Relentless (Post 20282789)
Or...

Someone who spent 160 million to make the movie is distorting opinion by artificially hyping up the media coverage and reviews about the movie online. Yes, I know everything written on any website is true, but maybe just this once someone is gaming the media. :1orglaugh

I'm sure you're absolutely right :thumbsup

tghy012 11-08-2014 02:37 PM

that movie was indeed pretty bad, give me back the 2 hours of my life...

MaDalton 11-08-2014 02:37 PM

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Originally Posted by DeanCapture (Post 20282783)
It's rated 9.1 out of 10 on IMDB. Somebody fugg'n likes it :winkwink:

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0816692/?ref_=nv_sr_1

Gravity had 9.something in the beginning and is now at 8.0 and dropped out of the Top 250

let's give it a while

Edit: I saw Gravity and Rush almost at the same time - Gravity was hyped, got all the Oscars etc. but i found Rush to be a much better movie.

Rush now has a 8.2 and is on 153 in the top 250 - Gravity see above

fitzmulti 11-08-2014 02:42 PM

If he mumbles as poorly & inaudibly as he does in those fucking Lincoln car commercials...count me OUT!

wehateporn 11-08-2014 04:42 PM

Good to see they admit the moon landings were fake


bronco67 11-08-2014 04:51 PM

I never listen to reviewers who say "two hours of my life I won't get back."

CaptainHowdy 11-08-2014 05:02 PM

I knew it!

DonJon69 11-08-2014 06:10 PM

I'm pretty sure I'll like this movie but I'm not going to the theater to see it. Trying to stay away from groups of people.

The Porn Nerd 11-08-2014 06:26 PM

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Originally Posted by Relentless (Post 20282789)
Or...

Someone who spent 160 million to make the movie is distorting opinion by artificially hyping up the media coverage and reviews about the movie online. Yes, I know everything written on any website is true, but maybe just this once someone is gaming the media. :1orglaugh

I am SHOCKED at the mere thought of the possibility of something so radically unethical!

Besides, how could someone game a system with so much technology around? I thought we were safe from this kind of manipulation here in the 21st century.

I am completely disillusioned now.

mineistaken 11-08-2014 06:38 PM

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Originally Posted by wehateporn (Post 20282900)
Good to see they admit the moon landings were fake


Firstly - I do not see anybody from the government admitting that, merely screenwriter "admitting". It is like you admitting it.
Secondly it is not even screenwriter admitting, he just wrote it for the character to admit. Screenwriter may not think the same as characters you know.

mineistaken 11-08-2014 06:39 PM

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Originally Posted by DonJon69 (Post 20282960)
Trying to stay away from groups of people.

Ebola scare? Conspiracy nut? :1orglaugh

johnnyloadproductions 11-08-2014 06:55 PM

If you have any understanding of science, the movie will really bother you.

The other problem is the recursive black hole problem, think of terminator and Kyle Reese going back in time to protect Sarah Connor (he was sent by John Connor) and ends of getting Sarah pregnant with John... Chicken and the egg problem.

Not very good.

Seth Manson 11-08-2014 07:40 PM

I dont really care for movies that are 2 hours or longer.

I prefer 90 minutes.

bronco67 11-08-2014 07:59 PM

I never thought I'd say this about gfy'ers...but you guys think too much to enjoy yourselves. There's this thing called suspension of disbelief. It helps you get enjoyment out of filmed entertainment without overanalyzing every detail like you're a scientist.

Relentless 11-08-2014 09:32 PM

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Originally Posted by bronco67 (Post 20283068)
I never thought I'd say this about gfy'ers...but you guys think too much to enjoy yourselves. There's this thing called suspension of disbelief. It helps you get enjoyment out of filmed entertainment without overanalyzing every detail like you're a scientist.

Did you see the movie?

Smart Fred 11-09-2014 06:33 AM

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Originally Posted by bronco67 (Post 20282911)
I never listen to reviewers who say "two hours of my life I won't get back."


+1 I agree with you ;)

Smart Fred 11-09-2014 06:51 AM

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Originally Posted by Relentless (Post 20283134)
Did you see the movie?

Just saw the movie and like it for what it is : a science-fiction movie exploring metaphysic.

For sure, if you never care about space and time, nor existence, and if you're not aware about the string theory that could explain more dimensions than our classic 3D+time, this movie is not mode for you.

I completely respect that you don't like the movie but criticizing a SF movie because it defies science is the nonsense specially if you like Inception !

Best-In-BC 11-09-2014 06:56 AM

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Originally Posted by DonJon69 (Post 20282960)
I'm pretty sure I'll like this movie but I'm not going to the theater to see it. Trying to stay away from groups of people.

lol, thats no way to live

2MuchMark 11-09-2014 08:59 AM

I saw Interstellar last night. WARNING : Contains Spoilers

It was “great”. It wasn’t “excellent”, but it was pretty damn good.

WHAT BUGGED ME (Minor):

What bugged me about the movie was that it was made with the support of scientist Kip Thorn (Google him) so that certain visual effects look exactly as they should. Unfortunately they let some other physics slip aside. This really bugs me because movie makers, even the usually awesome Chris Nolan, treat the movie audience like complete idiots. Cases in point:

At one point of the movie, a character has to explain the concept of wormholes. Of course it is really meant to explain it to the audience, but in the movie context one character has to explain it to another. So who do they explain it to? Cooper the pilot, played by Matthew McConaughey. ARGH! The pilot should already know this as he’s about to fly into a wormhole. A much better idea would have had Cooper explain the Wormhole concept to his daughter, Murph, instead. Why? She’s young and may not understand what a Wormhole is, and since she’s already science-minded, this might have given her character yet another reason to pursue science later in life.

SPOLIERS:
There are a few other issues such as : The smaller space ship stopping the larger ship’s rotation (It was done too fast and should have damaged or destroyed the small ship or at least the coupling), fiery explosions on planets that don’t have enough oxygen, etc. The robot was too weird.


Now the Good: The very, very good:

The acting is excellent. All A-list actors including 6 Academy award winners were cast in this movie for the emotional impact Nolan wanted, and it works. Though I wasn't too emotionally involved in the characters at first, the ending was a tear-jerker for sure.

MINOR SPOILER ALERT!

The Science Fiction of the movie is fantastic, wonderful, incredible. For me at least, it has every element in science fiction that fills me with Awe: Space, Worm Holes, Black Holes, Time Travel, Tesseracts (4 Dimensional Hypercubes) and Multi-dimensional thinking. As soon as I pushed the “just for the movies goofs in physics”, I was completely into the movie. The visual effects and visual representations of the Black Hole, Worm Hole and Tesseract were very thrilling for me.

For Chris Nolan fans, you won’t be disappointed. It’s got that “something else is going on” feel, and it keeps is secrets almost hidden. It makes the best use of the IMAX format that I have seen to date. The music is excellent. Many points remind you of 2001: A Space Odyssey. Clever use of sound / no sound for the space scenes (think “Gravity”). Thankfully NOT in 3D.

It’s really worth going to see especially in IMAX. Don’t skip the movie because someone says it’s bad. This is one of those movies that you have to see for yourself and make your own decisions on.


PS: For the Visual Effects super-fans like me:

Quote:

To creating the wormhole and black hole, Dr. Kip Thorne collaborated with VFX supervisor Paul J. Franklin and his team at Double Negative. Thorne provided pages of deeply sourced theoretical equations to the team, who then created new CGI software programs based on these equations to create accurate computer simulations of these phenomena. Some individual frames took up to 100 hours to render, and ultimately the whole CGI program reached to 800 terabytes of data. The resulting VFX provided Thorne with new insight into the effects of gravitational lensing and accretion disks surrounding black holes, and led to him writing two scientific papers: one for the astrophysics community and one for the computer graphics community.
- IMDB

adultmobile 11-09-2014 09:34 AM

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Originally Posted by ********** (Post 20283447)
movie was that it was made with the support of scientist Kip Thorn (Google him) so that certain visual effects look exactly as they should.

How Interstellar?s Black Hole Led To An Actual Scientific Discovery

http://www.penny4nasa.org/2014/11/07...fic-discovery/

SilentKnight 11-09-2014 09:52 AM

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Originally Posted by Relentless (Post 20282789)
Or...

Someone who spent 160 million to make the movie is distorting opinion by artificially hyping up the media coverage and reviews about the movie online. Yes, I know everything written on any website is true, but maybe just this once someone is gaming the media. :1orglaugh

Wouldn't surprise me.

I visualize a large room filled with people at computers hired by the studios to spend 8 hours a day for a few weeks just 'gaming the media' to plug and promote their turd of a movie on all the IMDBs, Rotten Tomatoes movie review and social media sites.

dyna mo 11-09-2014 10:00 AM

wait, so the premise of this thread is interstellar sucks because it conflicts with high school level physics and the movie is propped up with 1000s of fake reviews uploaded to imdb to offset the bad?

ahahahahahahahahahahahahah.

JA$ON 11-09-2014 10:00 AM

Thats really to bad, I was hoping it would be decent :(

Phoenix 11-09-2014 10:18 AM

I just saw it. I am a major science fiction nutjob. I love the movie.
I do not get what there is to complain about. I mean without giving away too much...did you expect that the black hole was going to be explained in any reasonable fashion? We have no idea what to expect. Besides being ripped apart and crushed..lol

I thought the movie was awesome. I might even go see it again this week. Switch to Imax though i suspect some of the visuals would have been amazing on Imax

Relentless 11-09-2014 10:54 AM

There was zero reason for the son, his wife and their son to be in the film. They could easily have cut 30 minutes out of the film by deleting entirely unnecessary characters.

The death scene with Michael Caine was a pivotal plot point and the sound editing was so bad that half his statements were inaudible in IMAX. He is a great actor and the directing marginalized his performance horribly.

Having a planet close enough to a black hole to slow time by 60,000x what it is on earth is not scifi. Scifi is an exploration of what may be possible.. Not things that are absolutely known to be impossible.

At the end of the film, he is extracted from a black hole how? To where? When?

What 'magical data' is a robot extracting from a black hole? To accomplish what exactly?

His daughter sees a glitching second hand for a brief moment and instantly she knows it's an interdimensional transmission in morse code from her father who she has not seen in decades... To explain the entire mystery of the universe in a series of dots and dashes? Really? If she is that brilliantly prescient, why didn't she just also know the magical black hole data the robot was recovering and shorten the movie by an hour :1orglaugh

When in doubt, if the plot fails, just throw in words about Love and claim its part of the answer is not brilliant writing... Unless you are in junior high school and your teacher really wants to avoid hurting your feelings.

Humans construct 5th dimensional space but can't figure out how to communicate with people that only Mcconoughey can talk to? The girl can't figure out how to communicate with herself even though she mastered the entire universe and multiple new dimensions?

Good scifi like BladeRunner, District 9 and dozens of other monumental films are based in science. They explore extensions and interpretations of science. Bad scifi movies ignore science. This movie was nonsense with ridiculous leaps in the plot like her knowing her dad is communicating with her, a poorly paced story, a string of useless characters, terrible sound mixing and worse. It wastes performances by great actors like Lithgow and Caine to focus on weak performances and takes 2+ hours to tell a 45 minute story.

If you liked this, go watch District 9 if you haven't seen it. One is a great scifi film, the other is a trainwreck mascarading as a movie. See if you can figure out which is which. :2 cents:

Relentless 11-09-2014 11:08 AM

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Originally Posted by dyna mo (Post 20283503)
wait, so the premise of this thread is interstellar sucks because it conflicts with high school level physics and the movie is propped up with 1000s of fake reviews uploaded to imdb to offset the bad.

A company spending 160 million dollars on a film release can't spend a hundred grand on making thousands of accounts online to post favorable reviews, ratings and comments? You must be new to the Internet. :1orglaugh

I have hundreds of websites, hundreds of Twitter accounts and at one point had reviewed some adult sites more than twenty times each for high traffic websites. I'm not the only one. Give me a budget of a few hundred grand and a couple months notice to work with other similar webmasters and we would be able to push Ishtar to the top of the rating charts on IMDB and elsewhere. When you are spending 160M on a film, you don't leave 'public opinion' during opening weekend up to the public.

dyna mo 11-09-2014 11:14 AM

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Originally Posted by Relentless (Post 20283550)
A company spending 160 million dollars on a film release can't spend a hundred grand on making thousands of accounts online to post favorable reviews, ratings and comments? You must be new to the Internet. :1orglaugh

I have hundreds of websites, hundreds of Twitter accounts and at one point had reviewed some adult sites more than twenty times each for high traffic websites. I'm not the only one. Give me a budget of a few hundred grand and a couple months notice to work with other similar webmasters and we would be able to push Ishtar to the top of the charts on IMDB and elsewhere. When you are spending 160M on a film, you don't leave 'public opinion' up to the public.

keep deluding yourself thinking this sort of silliness so you can hi5 the mirror one more time for your cynical and loquacious review of a science FICTION movie that addresses bigger issues than you are seeing, which is what sci-fi is about anyway.

:)

dyna mo 11-09-2014 11:16 AM

it's classic conspiracy theory logic, all the good reviews are faked because they contradict this one negative review.

got it.

Smart Fred 11-09-2014 11:16 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Relentless (Post 20283550)
A company spending 160 million dollars on a film release can't spend a hundred grand on making thousands of accounts online to post favorable reviews, ratings and comments? You must be new to the Internet. :1orglaugh

I have hundreds of websites, hundreds of Twitter accounts and at one point had reviewed some adult sites more than twenty times each for high traffic websites. I'm not the only one. Give me a budget of a few hundred grand and a couple months notice to work with other similar webmasters and we would be able to push Ishtar to the top of the charts on IMDB and elsewhere. When you are spending 160M on a film, you don't leave 'public opinion' up to the public.

Sure, and they also pay magazines for their critics. And by the way they pay me to write here the film is a good one.

Sincerely, you like action movies so don't like Interstellar because it deals with subjects beyond your comprehension.

Reading your arguments, I assume 2001 A Space Odyssey is not SF.


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