When you die and go to Heaven...
 

Do you think you stay the same age as you were when you died, or revert to the most 'optimum' shape and age that you have ever been?

is that a shit?

do you believe in that bull "shit"?

I think you'll become your biggest desire. In your case you will become this:
http://www.soccershotsfranchising.co...05/toilet.jpeg

Just energy. No need for a shape, look, etc. Souls recognize each others soul, no body needed.

I think you will revert to the most 'optimum' shape and age that you have ever been, e.g. :

http://www.mallorcapanorama.com/wp-c...n-sidewalk.jpg

im going to hell dogg

Cool - I'll no longer be fat then :)

You arrive in heaven as a tranny ...

Post proof or banned :upsidedow

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your soul has no age or shape

I like big ole boys :winkwink:

If we're talkin bodies...you got a perfect one so put it on meeee. Sorry. Just felt a lil song in me.

I believe in being abducted by Aliens after we die - they take what's left, the last breath out and form a little sphere off you so you can move in space without a problem.

Good stuff :1orglaugh

THere's no heaven, no hell, no god. What you've got right here, right now, is all there is. The next time some priest offers you salvation or ticket to heaven, tell him to go fuck himself.

You want heaven? Here are some ways: Make love to a beautiful woman. Have a quiet row on a peaceful lake. Have a beer with your buds. Visit a local park and enjoy the view. Parachute out of an airplane. Hug your kids, and do whatever else makes you happy. Love life.

http://cdn.collider.com/wp-content/u...ited-slice.jpg

too busy killing my time in life (or fighting ) to care about how i will look in heaven :1orglaugh

-there are several types of heaven .

you forget something be polite and ask her to not cheat u !!

It is the most optimum age and shape of course, and if you are not happy for some reason, all it takes is a swing from a magic wand. :)

:1orglaugh:thumbsup

with double D tits

To St. Poozus?

Cant - I'm so fat I'd crush her, and if she got on top my belly and thighs prevent her reaching my penis :(

Boat would sink... :(

I'm a Recovering Alcoholic who cant drink (but still does) but that aside... As if I have any 'buds'... :(

Police have barred me from ALL local parks and public areas, after the last incident... :(

I'm too heavy... Not only do they not make parachutes in my size, They wont take me up in a plane as I cannot be insured... :(

Cant afford kids... :(

Liking Poo makes me happy :)

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You mean theres loads of rappers there? :helpme

You will always be fat. Even in the afterlife.

Yes, you stay the same age approximately 14 billion years, give or take. Your atoms that is.

I'm goin' to PUSSY HEAVEN!!!!!!! :banana:banana:banana

And you know this how?

not sure but its gonna be intense

Well, I can tell you that you will have a huge weight lose after you die so there is that as a plus. :thumbsup

However, you will no longer exist which is seen by some as a negative.

I am of the opinion that once your brain stops working that you stop existing in any form. :2 cents:

Im tinking what to fuck not when i die

When you die and go to Heaven, the English greet you at the gate, the French prepare all the food, the Italians provide the entertainment, and the Germans organize everything.

When you die and go to Hell, the French greet you at the gate, the English prepare all the food, the Germans provide the entertainment, and the Italians organize everything.

none of us on here will go to heaven

Heaven
 

Just like a 4th of July picnic, you sit at a long table, full of food and ALL your friends and family, for your entire life are at the table. Your favorite pets too. That's how one girl explained it to me.

I didn't ask the logistics of how your friends can be at your table and at the same time be at their families and friends tables. God must truly work in mysterious ways.

That's a fact :thumbsup

That is the shit :1orglaugh

I'm going to heaven!

Why when the crew is in hell :pimp

Will you be there with a red flower just like the one on your eye to greet me? I'll consider coming in that case. :winkwink:

you're a sinner too! :P