Any idea why people still order hot wings with the bones in?
 

It's an outrage!

Ahahahahahahahaahahahahaha, you fuckwr, how long have you've been waiting for an opportunity to drop that?

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I think it's because boneless chicken wings are actually breasts, op. http://i.imgur.com/rKKiBhr.gif

Boneless wings suck. Gotta have all that delicious skin that comes on real wings.

Because it has a higher chance of being real meat???

Because actual real chicken wings superior

Because wings have bones

Wait, what? Y'all can't be fucking serious.

Do you even fucking hot wings?

I definitely prefer bone in wings over the boneless breasts wings.

Wings with bone means darker meat

One of my favorite foods. I prefer bbq with ranch dressing.

I'm a big fan of chicken skin, I didn't even realize it's not on boneless hot wings.

Also: I love fried chicken wings. But hot wings boneless. Mmmmm

It is very primal chewing flesh off animal bones.

We derive a primitive satisfaction when doing so. In fact, next to fucking, it is the most pleasurable activity a man can participate in.

The bigger the pile of bones left over the more successful we feel.

Vegetarians are fags and don't even get me started on vegans!

The boneless wings I've had have all been breaded. They'll do, but I prefer bone-in.

Fuck, I'm hungry now.

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Hmm. Maybe I'll try bone in for the next batch. I order the uber spicy with ranch BTW. Chase it down with a chomp of some celery.

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Uhh, bones get in the fucking way, duh. Bones are not a feature of food. Wtf.

You sound like you ate wings the previous times. :1orglaugh
No, you ate chicken breast (or whatever) meat. So your post should sound:
Hmm. Maybe I'll try chicken wings for the next batch.

And your OP should sound:
Why people prefer chicken wings over some thing made from chicken breast (or whatever).

boneless chicken wings are the hotdogs of chicken

So you eat boneless pork ribs as well? :1orglaugh (Which is "some" pork meat)

Fuck no I don't ! !!!! But the trade off with hot wings is pure white meat, at a good hot wings joint, and uber convenience over getting the skin, don't get me wrong the skin is the shit, but do I'd convee and white meat.

My fucking auto correct sucks ass so bad wtf

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depends, if i'm at a buffalo wild wings or one of their many copycats i prefer the boneless. More so because their regular wings are tiny and not that great. I don't think anything competes with traditional buffalo style in the hottest (non internet concoction) sauce available though. I did grow up close to buffalo though so I'm sure i'm biased.

whenever i get 'wings', which is rarely, I request all drums.

Because I'm not a fan of chicken nuggets drenched in hot sauce trying to pass themselves off as "wings". They're also way too soggy for my liking.

To make boneless wings, you can always substitute boneless thighs. A local pub used to do that. Still get the darker meat and the crispy skin. Lets call the other boneless wings what they really are.. Chicken Fingers, which there is nothing wrong with and are ridiculously easy to make at home.

Yeah, what is up with that. Who decided that those nuggets should be called wings? Kind of ridiculous :)

Chicken thighs ftw... So delicious. I prefer wings bone in. Let's be real, boneless wings are just chicken fingers in sauce!! Ribless pork ribs are pretty tasty though, would still choose bone in any day though :D

http://chewoutloud.files.wordpress.c...yaki-ckn-5.jpg

Then it's a boneless thigh, not a wing. It's like ordering a pork chop and them giving you bacon instead. After you complain, they say, "Oh, that's just our boneless pork chop."

It's not the same. A wing is a wing is a wing...it's an actual park of a chicken. It can't be substituted with thigh meat and still called a wing.

Personally. I like to gnaw bones. I guess it's something primal.

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Because sometimes the chicken I get without the bones is a weird consistency. It freaks me out.

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I am pretty fanatical about my hotwings, I have spent years perfecting my recipe. So yeah boneless wings aren't wings. They are usually breast meat. Only wings taste like wings.

I feel bad sometimes about all those poor buffaloes who can't fly anymore, but it's not like you see them flying around anyway, so it's not like they are missing anything.