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The Porn Nerd 02-29-2016 12:16 PM

Worst Oscars Ever?
 
The ratings are in and this year's Oscars were the lowest-viewed show ever.
The Nominations:

1. Chris Rock - just not funny?
2. Movies sucked this year?
3. Black snub topic ALL NIGHT LONG?

And the Oscar for biggest reason the Academy Awards 2016 SUCKED goes to.....#3!!!

The opening was semi-funny (especially when Rock slammed Jada and Will Smith). But then blacks being snubbed by the white Academy became the THEME of the show. Non-stop bashing us over the head.....WE GET IT. :helpme

Lady Gaga stole the show. But other than that I thought I was watching a Nightly Show marathon.

ITraffic 02-29-2016 12:22 PM

like most people in 2016 i was content in getting the info i wanted about the show from clips on social media / youtube.

JA$ON 02-29-2016 12:22 PM

He HAD to touch on the Race thing, I get it. Had he made a few good jokes, say what needed to be said and moved on with a regular, funny monologue and show it would have been 20X better.

He beat that shit like a dead horse. It was uncomfortable to watch after awhile :( And he's SO funny too. It was a shame.

dyna mo 02-29-2016 12:23 PM

i liked it! except for the biden/gaga bit and leo winning/his baloney speech.

congrats to Mad Max:Fury Road.

Scott McD 02-29-2016 12:29 PM

Avoided even watching because i knew how the entire night would go. Boooooorning...

dyna mo 02-29-2016 12:31 PM

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Originally Posted by Scott McD (Post 20741919)
Avoided even watching because i knew how the entire night would go. Boooooorning...

there was some seriously good cleavages, side boobages too.

The Porn Nerd 02-29-2016 12:37 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by JA$ON (Post 20741907)
He HAD to touch on the Race thing, I get it. Had he made a few good jokes, say what needed to be said and moved on with a regular, funny monologue and show it would have been 20X better.

He beat that shit like a dead horse. It was uncomfortable to watch after awhile :( And he's SO funny too. It was a shame.

Yeah that's the sad part. I really like Chris Rock but enough was enough.

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Originally Posted by dyna mo (Post 20741922)
there was some seriously good cleavages, side boobages too.

Always - but the still shots on TMZ and other places are the best place to enjoy such entertainment. :)

arock10 02-29-2016 01:01 PM

I just refreshed Google vs watching it

Scott McD 02-29-2016 01:12 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by dyna mo (Post 20741922)
there was some seriously good cleavages, side boobages too.

http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2016/...6735856677.jpg

Ross 02-29-2016 01:17 PM

The Oscars as an event was pretty low key yeah but the movies nominated were far from bad, quite the opposite in my opinion. Spotlight is an oustanding movie and needs more people to watch it.

In fact the only movies on the best picture nominees list I haven't saw yet is Room & Brooklyn, I plan to watch Room tonight, the rest of the movies were great and very deserving of being nominated. I'm glad Spotlight won, well deserved.

As someone else mentioned, tons of tits and ass. That girl who won best actress in a support role was looking amazing last night as was Brie Larson too.

Scott McD 02-29-2016 01:26 PM

Kate still has it!

http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2016/...6767724262.jpg

The Porn Nerd 02-29-2016 01:51 PM

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Originally Posted by Scott McD (Post 20741951)

A bit thick (as in waist) but I'd still do dirty things to Ms. Kate. Bet she's wild in bed, too.

But about the movies: can we have something that doesn't involve rape, molestation and death? How about a non-offensive comedy? I do not go to the movies to see the worst in human behavior but rather to get AWAY from the horrors of this world. Many of today's films glorify and wallow in human misery. Try going to a movie without guns or explosions.

Matyko 02-29-2016 01:55 PM

Hungarian movie Son of Saul won Oscar, the not-antisemitic half of my country is very happy about it (including me) :pimp

CaptainHowdy 02-29-2016 01:57 PM

I went to bed early ...

dyna mo 02-29-2016 01:57 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by The Porn Nerd (Post 20741973)
A bit thick (as in waist) but I'd still do dirty things to Ms. Kate. Bet she's wild in bed, too.

But about the movies: can we have something that doesn't involve rape, molestation and death? How about a non-offensive comedy? I do not go to the movies to see the worst in human behavior but rather to get AWAY from the horrors of this world. Many of today's films glorify and wallow in human misery. Try going to a movie without guns or explosions.

I had to look away when the documentary shorts category came up.

Rob 02-29-2016 01:58 PM

Alicia Vikander is so fucking hot! YUM!

http://cdn04.cdn.justjared.com/wp-co...r-party-13.jpg

O MARINA 02-29-2016 01:59 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by dyna mo (Post 20741910)
i liked it! except for the biden/gaga bit and leo winning/his baloney speech.

https://scontent-ord1-1.xx.fbcdn.net...3d&oe=574EAED5

dyna mo 02-29-2016 02:00 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Rob (Post 20741982)
Alicia Vikander is so fucking hot! YUM!

http://cdn04.cdn.justjared.com/wp-co...r-party-13.jpg

I can most certainly fap to that side boobage!

dyna mo 02-29-2016 02:01 PM

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Originally Posted by O MARINA (Post 20741983)

Ahahahahahahahaahahahahaha

I knew he was bitter!

O MARINA 02-29-2016 02:04 PM

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Originally Posted by The Porn Nerd (Post 20741896)

Lady Gaga stole the show.

Yeah, Chris Rock was too much with the "Black" jokes.
I thought Louis CK presenter was dumb & disrespectful to the lady who won.
Lady Gaga amazing performance as usual.
Leo #1, they didn't even play music to get him off stage, he had all the time in the world for his speech :pimp

O MARINA 02-29-2016 02:04 PM

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Originally Posted by dyna mo (Post 20741987)
Ahahahahahahahaahahahahaha

I knew he was bitter!

He is NOT shaking your hand bro.

O MARINA 02-29-2016 02:07 PM

Charlize stunning age 40+! http://www.hollywoodreporter.com/sit...0-%20embed.jpg

dyna mo 02-29-2016 02:10 PM

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Originally Posted by O MARINA (Post 20741992)
He is NOT shaking your hand bro.

No worries, I'm more of a high fiving motherfucker than a hand shaking bro anyhoo!

Scott McD 02-29-2016 02:12 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by The Porn Nerd (Post 20741973)
A bit thick (as in waist) but I'd still do dirty things to Ms. Kate. Bet she's wild in bed, too.

Yeah i bet she's a filthy bitch. Which is good obviously...

O MARINA 02-29-2016 02:13 PM

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Originally Posted by dyna mo (Post 20741998)
No worries, I'm more of a high fiving motherfucker than a hand shaking bro anyhoo!

What's the update with the dog's mofo owner?

dyna mo 02-29-2016 02:24 PM

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Originally Posted by O MARINA (Post 20742000)
What's the update with the dog's mofo owner?

Everything's copacetic, dog got his mofo nails did for the Oscars !

The Porn Nerd 02-29-2016 02:34 PM

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Originally Posted by Matyko (Post 20741977)
Hungarian movie Son of Saul won Oscar, the not-antisemitic half of my country is very happy about it (including me) :pimp

I actually thought of you when I saw that! Gotta visit Hungary someday man, maybe this year after the shows. :)

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Originally Posted by O MARINA (Post 20741994)

I love Charlize Theron and always respected her for not getting a boob job. :)

That, and she probably killed her alcoholic abusive father but her mom took the rap for it. Talk about drama!!

#23 02-29-2016 02:35 PM

sellin dvdz of the oscarz email n sig

2MuchMark 02-29-2016 02:44 PM

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Originally Posted by Scott McD (Post 20741951)

She sure does.

poncabare 02-29-2016 03:12 PM

Sick of hearing how whites are the only racists around, complete bs

Penny24Seven 02-29-2016 03:19 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by The Porn Nerd (Post 20741896)
The ratings are in and this year's Oscars were the lowest-viewed show ever.
The Nominations:

1. Chris Rock - just not funny?
2. Movies sucked this year?
3. Black snub topic ALL NIGHT LONG?

And the Oscar for biggest reason the Academy Awards 2016 SUCKED goes to.....#3!!!

The opening was semi-funny (especially when Rock slammed Jada and Will Smith). But then blacks being snubbed by the white Academy became the THEME of the show. Non-stop bashing us over the head.....WE GET IT. :helpme

Lady Gaga stole the show. But other than that I thought I was watching a Nightly Show marathon.

agree 100% it was like get the fuck over it and tell a real joke. Tired of the same thing twisted and turned when it is the same shit over and over again

dyna mo 02-29-2016 03:23 PM

What was with selling the girl scout cookies, that was weird, and kinda dumb.

kane 02-29-2016 03:30 PM

I watched the first 20 minutes or so to see Chris Rock's monologue. I thought it was good, but not great. After that I just watched clips to see who won what awards.

This was one of the first years where I haven't seen most of the movies up for best picture. I'll have to check them out as they come out on DVD.

adultchatpay 02-29-2016 04:05 PM

This is the most predictable Oscar ever!

SilentKnight 02-29-2016 04:59 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by dyna mo (Post 20742081)
What was with selling the girl scout cookies, that was weird, and kinda dumb.

Definitely weird. Given the constant white-bashing throughout the show - I kinda' thought he was trying to imply that black people were reduced to selling cookies among the rich.

I was thoroughly disgusted by the end of the show. As others have said, had Rock simply cracked a few jokes at the start of the show and moved on to other material, it would've been fine. But they just kept pummeling at it ad nauseum.

And then Sacha Baron Cohen gave the Black Panther fist salute near the end - that was priceless.

MiamiBoyz 02-29-2016 05:17 PM

"I thought the lack of Latino actors was reprehensible and I hope this will be corrected for next years Oscars show. I was disgusted!" - Donald Trump

The Porn Nerd 02-29-2016 05:20 PM

Racist? I dunno - a lot of those Oscar winners had weird names.
Like they was foreigners or sumthin'.

dyna mo 02-29-2016 05:26 PM

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Originally Posted by MiamiBoyz (Post 20742178)
"I thought the lack of Latino actors was reprehensible and I hope this will be corrected for next years Oscars show. I was disgusted!" - Donald Trump

i thought it ironic the academy let dicaprio spew his political baloney but innaruti didn't even get his full amount of time before they queued the orchestra to play him off the stage when he won for best director.

VSKevin 02-29-2016 05:39 PM

Didn't watch most of it, but I expected Leo to win this year, though I don't agree with a win for Revenant. The movie had awesome cinematography, but that's it. Slow moving, not particularly intense (except the bear scene), and not as deep as I thought the story would be.

After both Star Wars and Hateful Eight, this movie put me to sleep.

Cheers for Spotlight winning best picture and Mad Max for gettin' some big wins!

Don't get me wrong, Leo deserves an Oscar, especially for Blood Diamond and Gilbert Grape. Wolf of Wall Street and Revenant, no.

The Porn Nerd 02-29-2016 05:47 PM

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Originally Posted by VSKevin (Post 20742216)
Didn't watch most of it, but I expected Leo to win this year, though I don't agree with a win for Revenant. The movie had awesome cinematography, but that's it. Slow moving, not particularly intense (except the bear scene), and not as deep as I thought the story would be.

After both Star Wars and Hateful Eight, this movie put me to sleep.

Cheers for Spotlight winning best picture and Mad Max for gettin' some big wins!

Don't get me wrong, Leo deserves an Oscar, especially for Blood Diamond and Gilbert Grape. Wolf of Wall Street and Revenant, no.

Even Titanic he was better in.
Revenant left me cold.


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