GoFuckYourself.com - Adult Webmaster Forum

GoFuckYourself.com - Adult Webmaster Forum (https://gfy.com/index.php)
-   Fucking Around & Business Discussion (https://gfy.com/forumdisplay.php?f=26)
-   -   Events Will the apocalypse come NEXT WEEKEND? Biblical prophecy says the world will end on September 23 wit (https://gfy.com/showthread.php?t=1279531)

TheDynasty 09-17-2017 06:23 PM

Will the apocalypse come NEXT WEEKEND? Biblical prophecy says the world will end on September 23 wit
 
http://i2.mirror.co.uk/incoming/arti...5b/Rapture.jpg
http://i1.mirror.co.uk/incoming/arti...5b/Rapture.jpg


A biblical apocalypse will begin next weekend, according to several conspiracy theorists .

The Rapture, as set out in the New Testament?s Book of Revelation, will see Christians who are deemed ?worthy? called to heaven where they will spend eternity.


But those left on Earth will have to face the end of the world .

September 23 ? exactly a week today ? has now been earmarked as the start of the apocalypse.

A new theory known as Revelation 12 Sign predicts the Rapture will soon be fulfilled with the appearance of ?a woman clothed with the sun, with the moon under her feet and a crown of twelve stars on her head?.

Conspiracy theorists think an astronomical alignment of constellations Leo and Virgo, along with a number of planets, will fulfill this prophecy verbatim.

Proponents of the outlandish theory say the women mentioned in the prophecy represents the constellation Virgo, while the crown of stars represents Leo.

The moon mentioned is considered to be under the 'feet' of Virgo, and on September 23 the sun will be passing through the constellation ? fulfilling the 'clothed with the sun' strand.

According to websites promoting the theory, it will take place in two parts, with a seven-year period of tribulation in between.

During this time, according to doom-sayers, the Antichrist will bring destruction upon Mankind.

But the theory is only loosely based on actual Bible scripture, and largely ignored by the wider Christian community .

Will the apocalypse come NEXT WEEKEND? Biblical prophecy says the world will end on September 23 with the Rapture - Mirror Online

Bladewire 09-17-2017 06:31 PM






CaptainHowdy 09-17-2017 06:38 PM

So many apocalypses, so little time ...

Bladewire 09-17-2017 06:49 PM

^^^ Truth





bronco67 09-17-2017 07:16 PM

I wish it would end for the people who start this bullshit and also for the people who believe it.

bronco67 09-17-2017 07:17 PM

Which apocalypse is this one? The big one they always talk about, or one of the mini ones?

Bladewire 09-17-2017 07:26 PM






Paul Markham 09-18-2017 03:57 AM

Here's a list of the end of days predictions. And so far none have proved right.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_o...alyptic_events

Even Jesus said it. https://christianity.stackexchange.c...-the-end-times

So far it only proves religion is all bullshit.

just a punk 09-18-2017 04:28 AM

http://www.zionegersund.no/wp-conten...14/05/4705.jpg

Barry-xlovecam 09-18-2017 04:44 AM

Then I have 5 days left to get a lot of things finished -- guess it doesn't matter ...

DownThePoole 09-18-2017 04:48 AM

Finally.

OldJeff 09-18-2017 12:13 PM

I'm going to be raptured again, shit this is like 12 times now I can remember

RyuLion 09-18-2017 12:45 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Paul Markham (Post 22004159)
Here's a list of the end of days predictions. And so far none have proved right.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_o...alyptic_events

/thread :2 cents: :thumbsup

TheDynasty 09-18-2017 02:11 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by RyuLion (Post 22004953)
/thread :2 cents: :thumbsup

:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

crockett 09-18-2017 02:53 PM

What color koolaide do we need this time?

GFED 09-18-2017 02:57 PM

I find prophecies interesting but take them with a grain of salt.

kane 09-18-2017 03:09 PM

I remember when I was in high school in the 1980's there was a doomsday theory going around that got so out of control at my school the school actually held an assembly and sent notices home with the kids so the parents could explain that the world wasn't ending.

On the day it was supposed to happen, about a third of the students didn't show up for school. It was pretty wild.

CaptainHowdy 09-18-2017 04:44 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DownThePoole (Post 22004199)
Finally.

Hoping is futile ...

pimpmaster9000 09-18-2017 05:17 PM

Daniel Radcliffe has AIDS...

Bladewire 09-18-2017 05:22 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by crucifissio (Post 22005203)
Daniel Radcliffe has AIDS...

The 6th sign. "The wizards of the world shall be stricken with the plague"

ruff 09-18-2017 09:50 PM

Well, we're fucked and just as Bitcoin was going back up.

oppoten 09-18-2017 10:03 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by RyuLion (Post 22004953)
/thread :2 cents: :thumbsup

Much of it is just a mockery of whites and Christians, typical of Wikipedia.

klinton 09-19-2017 12:54 AM

https://coubsecure-s.akamaihd.net/ge...4518_image.jpg
Quote:

Originally Posted by oppoten (Post 22005359)
Much of it is just a mockery of whites and Christians, typical of Wikipedia.


loreen 09-19-2017 04:24 AM

I've been through some other apocalypses before, nothing to worry about :)

NicolasTC85 09-19-2017 04:55 AM

I think that these bad weather situations are all made by humans... who knows what are americans and russians capable to do...

CaptainHowdy 09-19-2017 09:34 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ruff (Post 22005353)
Well, we're fucked and just as Bitcoin was going back up.

Talk about bad timing :1orglaugh ...

MPGdevil 09-19-2017 11:25 PM

So no one will get the iPhone X?

lock 09-20-2017 02:56 AM

The world ended so they kept writing a few hundred more pages.

2MuchMark 09-20-2017 06:46 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by kane (Post 22005095)
I remember when I was in high school in the 1980's there was a doomsday theory going around that got so out of control at my school the school actually held an assembly and sent notices home with the kids so the parents could explain that the world wasn't ending.

On the day it was supposed to happen, about a third of the students didn't show up for school. It was pretty wild.


Hopefully, your science teacher quit his job after that. If I was a science teacher and my school acted that way I would be completely embarrassed and go smack the principal around a bit. Fucking idiots.

RyuLion 09-20-2017 06:48 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by TheDynasty (Post 22005049)
:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

Quote:

Originally Posted by oppoten (Post 22005359)
Much of it is just a mockery of whites and Christians, typical of Wikipedia.

:2 cents::2 cents: :thumbsup
:upsidedow

Grapesoda 09-20-2017 11:31 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by TheDynasty (Post 22003783)
http://i2.mirror.co.uk/incoming/arti...5b/Rapture.jpg
http://i1.mirror.co.uk/incoming/arti...5b/Rapture.jpg


A biblical apocalypse will begin next weekend, according to several conspiracy theorists .

The Rapture, as set out in the New Testament?s Book of Revelation, will see Christians who are deemed ?worthy? called to heaven where they will spend eternity.


But those left on Earth will have to face the end of the world .

September 23 ? exactly a week today ? has now been earmarked as the start of the apocalypse.

A new theory known as Revelation 12 Sign predicts the Rapture will soon be fulfilled with the appearance of ?a woman clothed with the sun, with the moon under her feet and a crown of twelve stars on her head?.

Conspiracy theorists think an astronomical alignment of constellations Leo and Virgo, along with a number of planets, will fulfill this prophecy verbatim.

Proponents of the outlandish theory say the women mentioned in the prophecy represents the constellation Virgo, while the crown of stars represents Leo.

The moon mentioned is considered to be under the 'feet' of Virgo, and on September 23 the sun will be passing through the constellation ? fulfilling the 'clothed with the sun' strand.

According to websites promoting the theory, it will take place in two parts, with a seven-year period of tribulation in between.

During this time, according to doom-sayers, the Antichrist will bring destruction upon Mankind.

But the theory is only loosely based on actual Bible scripture, and largely ignored by the wider Christian community .

Will the apocalypse come NEXT WEEKEND? Biblical prophecy says the world will end on September 23 with the Rapture - Mirror Online

most certainly, paypal me all your funds right away :thumbsup

Grapesoda 09-20-2017 11:35 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Paul Markham (Post 22004159)
Here's a list of the end of days predictions. And so far none have proved right.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_o...alyptic_events

Even Jesus said it. https://christianity.stackexchange.c...-the-end-times

So far it only proves religion is all bullshit.

maybe, maybe not. with out religion holding civilization together you would not be babbling away on the internet that's for sure... is that bullshit Paul? once you can place the positive blame on religion then you have the right to point out the negative. :2 cents:

Bladewire 09-20-2017 11:37 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Grapesoda (Post 22007585)
maybe, maybe not. with out religion holding civilization together you would not be babbling away on the internet that's for sure... is that bullshit Paul? once you can place the positive blame on religion then you have the right to point out the negative. :2 cents:

Make sure your dogs in a safe place :thumbsup

kane 09-23-2017 05:15 PM

So....um....I guess this isn't happening.

Bladewire 09-23-2017 05:40 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by kane (Post 22011849)
So....um....I guess this isn't happening.


You've been successfully ported to you lucid dream if you have any difficulties or questions just ask for tech support.

SBJ 09-23-2017 05:44 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by kane (Post 22011849)
So....um....I guess this isn't happening.

ya.. fuck me and I spent every last cent I had last night on hookers and blow for an end of the world bang. Guess I'll have to go back to work on my sites to make that money back..


:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

mikeet 09-23-2017 07:10 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SBJ (Post 22011889)
ya.. fuck me and I spent every last cent I had last night on hookers and blow for an end of the world bang. Guess I'll have to go back to work on my sites to make that money back..


:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

Stupid move bro you would have been better off spending your shit on logos :winkwink:

SBJ 09-23-2017 11:19 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by mchtye (Post 22011949)
Stupid move bro you would have been better off spending your shit on logos :winkwink:

stupid post cause it makes no sense :1orglaugh

My post was sarcastic.. what's your excuse?

LetterTwenty7 09-24-2017 01:47 AM

The apocalypse was awesome. I really liked it!

pimpmaster9000 09-24-2017 03:12 AM

daniel radcliffe still has aids...


All times are GMT -7. The time now is 06:52 AM.

Powered by vBulletin® Version 3.8.8
Copyright ©2000 - 2025, vBulletin Solutions, Inc.
©2000-, AI Media Network Inc