"It may have been the least impressive sex I'd ever had, but clearly, he didn't share that opinion,"
 

Haha Stormy says Trump was pretty bad.... imagine that...


"It may have been the least impressive sex I'd ever had, but clearly, he didn't share that opinion,"



https://www.nbcnews.com/politics/don...ls-all-n910566



http://2.media.collegehumor.cvcdn.co...b52320b2-2.jpg

She describes Trump’s penis as “smaller than average” but “not freakishly small.”

“He knows he has an unusual penis,” Daniels writes. “It has a huge mushroom head. Like a toadstool…

“I lay there, annoyed that I was getting fucked by a guy with Yeti pubes and a dick like the mushroom character in Mario Kart...

“It may have been the least impressive sex I’d ever had, but clearly, he didn’t share that opinion.”


Toadstool dick :1orglaugh:1orglaugh

Uh oh....

He has the body of a middle-aged woman and the temperament of a 12-year-old girl. How could he possibly know how to lay pipe properly?

Hang on.. she's a hooker

130k for 3 minutes was the BEST sex she'd ever had, possibly one of the best lays in history.

icky thread! Ewwwwwwwwwwwww. it's so gross. I threw up in my mouth a lot. i can't unsee what i saw. i can unread what i just read!

Sounds about right.

and that's assuming he has the pipe to lay, which is extremely doubtful.

I thought this thread was about me given its title . . .

OMG wtf...

Trump Shrump

He wanted to be president. I wonder how he is enjoying it now?

The leftists are so full of hate. He fucking won, get over it, idiots

:thumbsup

you mean like fuck cartoons?

Ah yes, this money grubbing bitch again.. The one who bitched and moaned for over a year about getting let out of her contract so she could milk it for all she can but when they ask for the money back she doesn't want out.

you call her a money grubber and point your finger at her for bailing out on a contract but you give trump a free pass on the same shit.

jtfc.

What same shit?

The Russians are going to have a hard time spinning this one. Lol.

I am tempted to unblock one webcam and acepimp to see the response.

exfuckingactly.

you = clueless

Toadstool Trump, get over it.

:1orglaugh

I still don't understand how the conservatives accept this...

Because they all have small toadstool penises and can relate?

FIXED :thumbsup

lol, from an international collusion witch hunt and fruitless cries for impeachment to tasteless TMZ gutter gossip from a pornstar... Looks like it's going great! :1orglaugh

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Onwebcam aka Nico-T aka mineistaken aka Diomed aka Drax aka Helix aka tfto aka ghjghj aka PolishAristocrat

Woulter is lame

I see you didn't learn shit from your days in asylum

I seriously laughed out loud. :)

It work for Trump's wife(s).

Step out of your safe space...if...you...dare :pimp

https://scontent.fapa1-1.fna.fbcdn.n...c9&oe=5C602912

You liberal cucks not only have Trump on your brain 24/7, you now have thoughts of his cock dancing around in your heads.

let that sink in.


https://i.imgur.com/7Bcp1k1.gif

Not so much.

I honestly believe at the end of the day they are no different and surely no better than the rest of us. They wall watch porn and cheat on their wives and have their dirty little kinks, and go to church on Sunday morning and pretend it's all good.

I think that a big part of this shot storm is that they are not getting laid.

This story has a remarkable disgusting taste of what the media can do while running freely with no boundaries.

You're doing great!

https://thumbs.dreamstime.com/b/frie...n-48946512.jpg

Come on a Nazi racist is shown up to have a small cock and we should be surprised?

I'm glad to see you're realizing there is no such thing as a higher standard.