Coronavirus
 

Stocking up on ramen noodles, Froot Loops and rum just in case.

And this...

https://vignette.wikia.nocookie.net/...path-prefix=ru

The apocalypse is no fun without zombies.

What is this diet plan called? - And why haven't I tried it?...

https://i.gyazo.com/789298072e471a09...c7ba52c54a.png

https://twitter.com/MgOqkzLBRPLCHyN/...42276651655168
They are blocking the door with people inside? damn

I'm just going to wait it out and then eat my neighbors if need be :1orglaugh

Клоуны какие-то. Кто ж так умирает. Но по факту, заебали они нам все время какую-то заразу привозить.

Interesting.. 10 hours ago the first infected was confirmed in Germany. It's the second confirmed case in Europe. First France, now Germany. I also see new cases popping up in the US day by day..

Coronavirus Live Map

I see no difference between this and other "special flu" virus types before. Still, it is good to have quarantine measure to prevent pandemic.

Guess I've been on a post-apocalyptic diet for quite some time . . .

https://scontent-otp1-1.xx.fbcdn.net...0c&oe=5ED95774


Christian Eriksen finally signs for Inter Milan :Oh crap:(

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I know, sounds like breakfast.

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Visited doc couple of days ago, confirmed it is officially registered only in France. So I still have plenty of time to get it.

1 packet of Beef Ramen noodles
Boil the noodles for 3 mins.
Drain most of the water. You want to keep some.
Put in bowl and add beef packet with a healthy squirt of Sriracha hot sauce and 1 heaping teaspoon of crunchy peanut butter and mix.
Yumm.

I thought I invented the peanut butter thing!..

I know it sounds strange, but adding a couple of chopped 'vegetables' stir fried while the noodles are boiling is good as well - Strange but true.....

You've done some hard time?

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I actually add a marinated soft boiled egg or marinated tofu cubes . . .

I don't care if the tourists live in the States or not - It's your misfortune for being there -
Block all direct and connecting flights coming from anywhere in China -

https://i.imgur.com/eMdAO1p.jpg

https://i.imgur.com/KYlo0au.jpg

Yep. Those animals eat dogs and even human embryos. Won't post the pictures here of course but you can google for that.

why wait??

with an egg :2 cents:

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Doubt that GFY tolerates racism. Calling Chinese people "animals" is clearly a racial insult. Every culture has their own view on living, doesn't mean its wrong. In many countries eyes its wrong to eat beef, are you a animal for eating beef? Ignorant fuck.

I haven't called a whole nation animals. I have called those who eat dogs and human embryos. And there are many of them in Chinese villages.

https://4.bp.blogspot.com/-16saUH9bU...lish-MoFo.jpeg

P.S. Do you know that they break bones while dogs are alive, to make their meet be more "juicy" with a blood before to kill and cook them? So go fuck yourself please. Idiot.

https://mediabiasfactcheck.com/the-e...n-union-times/

"The European Union Times publishes a combination of real news stories and conspiracies, but not enough real news stories to label it other than a conspiracy website."

Congrats... you played yourself.

GFY tolerates racism. GFY doesn't tolerate calling somebody a racist tho. Then it gets all PC.

Accidentally, I've seen some extreme videos of dogs torture on Twitter (few days ago) on those Chinese markets or whatever it was. At first, my mind was frozen trying to process what I am looking at. So I've watched it for 10 seconds or so and then stopped. It made me feel sick for days and I still can't recover.

Here in Russia when those guys go to jail, they are being assraped. Just my :2 cents:

or something like this: https://bk55.ru/news/article/33314/ - the people just forced the guy to eat the poison he had for dogs and after that he was beaten.

fucking assholes!

We have been stocking up.

As part of my diet I eat soup every day for lunch, and soup was on sale at Target so... I went for it. LOL.

The WHO just declared a global epidemic...

:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh like I believe that :2 cents:

just like CNN and MSN and CBS and NBC and ABC :winkwink: