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CurrentlySober 12-09-2022 12:19 PM

Your plans for your death... Cremation or Burial?
 
Me? Simple cremation, non religious service, ashes sprinkled in the same 'Garden of Remembrance' as the other members of my family before me...

You?

fuzebox 12-09-2022 01:57 PM

Definitely cremate. That burying a body in a box thing is leftover religious superstition :2 cents:

NALEM 12-09-2022 02:44 PM

My father and I had that conversation many years ago. He sat me down in the dining room and placed a shoe box between us on the table.

As he began to remove the lid, he stated that trash collection was Thursday mornings. From inside the box he pulled out a 1.5 inch wide PVC pipe with caps at both ends.

He ordered me to cremate his remains, pour enough of his ass-hes into the pipe to fill it, and whatever was leftover to toss out Wednesday night. The pipe was to be buried at the location where first wife was laid to rest.

His ex absolutely despised him. As I believe in spirits and allowing the dead to RIP, I chose to not disrespect the ex by burrowing his ass-hes into her grave.

Rochard 12-09-2022 03:27 PM

Cremation.

My father died when I was a baby, and he is buried between my grandmother's house and my aunt's house in New Jersey. When I was a teenager I would spend hours there listening to my boom box and smoking cigarettes. It was a sad, depressing place. Every time I return "home" to NJ it's the very first place I visit. We usually land at JFK or Newark, and my father's garve is on the way to where we usually spend time at in NJ.

I don't want that for my kid. Cremation and then bury the ashes at sea in Hawaii at Waikiki Beach where we have a condo. Done. When my kid comes to "visit" me she can have fun at the beach instead of a freaking cemetery.

CurrentlySober 12-09-2022 03:54 PM

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Originally Posted by fuzebox (Post 23070945)
Definitely cremate. That burying a body in a box thing is leftover religious superstition :2 cents:

Yup. Plus it leaves an 'obligation' for those still alive to go visit 'The Grave' - Scattered ashes and nothing to visit, free loved ones up from feeling guilty.

Look Chang 12-09-2022 08:57 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by CurrentlySober (Post 23070970)
Yup. Plus it leaves an 'obligation' for those still alive to go visit 'The Grave' - Scattered ashes and nothing to visit, free loved ones up from feeling guilty.

I have already told my family that I want to be cremated after my death and have my ashes scattered at sea. I'd rather people who love me keep me in their memory than having to visit a sinister place.

baddog 12-09-2022 10:31 PM

I am donated to science and burn what they don't want.

plsureking 12-09-2022 10:34 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by CurrentlySober (Post 23070930)
Me? Simple cremation, non religious service, ashes sprinkled in the same 'Garden of Remembrance' as the other members of my family before me...

You?

how big is the oven? :1orglaugh

i'll die in Thailand, soooo burn baby burn :winkwink:

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AmeliaG 12-10-2022 12:38 AM

Cryogenic storage

plsureking 12-10-2022 12:47 AM

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Originally Posted by AmeliaG (Post 23071098)
Cryogenic storage

:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:xmas-smil

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Mr Pheer 12-10-2022 03:29 AM

After what happened this year, I'm not sure I can die. They just keep replacing parts.

adtrafic 12-10-2022 06:25 AM

You also have the option of donating your body to science, in which case it is possible that your amputated head will end up in a tik tok or instagram video of a plastic surgery class in Turkey.

CurrentlySober 12-10-2022 07:51 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mr Pheer (Post 23071123)
After what happened this year, I'm not sure I can die. They just keep replacing parts.

:thumbsup Glad your recovering

CurrentlySober 12-10-2022 07:53 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by plsureking (Post 23071083)
how big is the oven? :1orglaugh

One limb at a time, baby... One Limb At A time !!! :2 cents:

Better than having to buy a 6 person burial plot. Well, better than the government having to buy it I suppose, as Im going to be having a paupers funeral paid by them anyway - "He died as he lived his life" - Via government handouts :thumbsup

plsureking 12-10-2022 08:31 AM

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Originally Posted by CurrentlySober (Post 23071147)
One limb at a time, baby... One Limb At A time !!! :2 cents:

Better than having to buy a 6 person burial plot. Well, better than the government having to buy it I suppose, as Im going to be having a paupers funeral paid by them anyway - "He died as he lived his life" - Via government handouts :thumbsup

i suggest a Viking funeral pyre :thumbsup

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candyflip 12-10-2022 11:46 AM

Cremation. And my will stipulates that some of me is to be flushed down the toilet.

TheLegacy 12-10-2022 01:25 PM

I had started many years ago to put payments down on a plot for my wife and I - and just recently finished paying off the stone marker. I've had the discussion with my dad who was very religious and explained over the years you're going to be dust and ashes anyways so either way you'll get the same results.

He opted for cremation as am I. No sense spending all that extra money for no need and especially when it comes for plots - you have extra space in case of emergency if someone in the family needs it.

People fear it I think because for some reason they think they'll feel it - which is untrue. If you're a christian and feel cremation is wrong then I only have to remind you of the many christians who were burned at the stake for what they believed. Made no difference to God and certainly not the person afterwards.

My wife is still undecided so - going to have to leave it up to her. Most people don't want to think about it since it maybe to far off for them I suppose.

That's all I can say on the subject.

baddog 12-10-2022 01:48 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by TheLegacy (Post 23071245)
I had started many years ago to put payments down on a plot for my wife and I - and just recently finished paying off the stone marker. I've had the discussion with my dad who was very religious and explained over the years you're going to be dust and ashes anyways so either way you'll get the same results.

He opted for cremation as am I. No sense spending all that extra money for no need and especially when it comes for plots - you have extra space in case of emergency if someone in the family needs it.

People fear it I think because for some reason they think they'll feel it - which is untrue. If you're a christian and feel cremation is wrong then I only have to remind you of the many christians who were burned at the stake for what they believed. Made no difference to God and certainly not the person afterwards.

My wife is still undecided so - going to have to leave it up to her. Most people don't want to think about it since it maybe to far off for them I suppose.

That's all I can say on the subject.

When I was a kid cremation was prohibited by the Church; apparently they changed their mind.

Scrapper 12-10-2022 02:06 PM

cremation CS? ... Really! I was so looking forward to walking my dogs all over your grave so they could take a shit. You need to rethink this bud..!:thumbsup:thumbsup

TheLegacy 12-10-2022 03:49 PM

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Originally Posted by baddog (Post 23071251)
When I was a kid cremation was prohibited by the Church; apparently they changed their mind.

Very true - here in Canada not only have they changed their minds on that but also mixed marriages (black and white) but mostly at least in my they are accepting of gay - lesbian and even trans people which I find shocking since I grew up in the days when everyone wore a suit and there were more cultural rules during the 60's. They also have for some set aside the choir and opted for bands and more youth involvement - allow smoking and moderate drinking along with several other things that were once banned. It's not perfect but at least I see them trying.

CaptainHowdy 12-10-2022 04:28 PM

There is no "eaten by a wild animal" option . . .

2MuchMark 12-10-2022 07:45 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by AmeliaG (Post 23071098)
Cryogenic storage

Yes!!!


pornmasta 12-11-2022 12:07 AM

Who is for poorial ?

Mr Pheer 12-11-2022 12:42 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by CurrentlySober (Post 23071146)
:thumbsup Glad your recovering

Thanks, I feel better now than I have in the past three or four years.

InfoGuy 12-11-2022 02:00 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by CurrentlySober (Post 23070930)
Me? Simple cremation, non religious service, ashes sprinkled in the same 'Garden of Remembrance' as the other members of my family before me...

You?

Wouldn't you prefer a farm with a constant source of fresh manure?

Cryogenics...and eventually cloning.

MelkieWey 12-11-2022 02:16 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by CurrentlySober (Post 23070970)
Yup. Plus it leaves an 'obligation' for those still alive to go visit 'The Grave' - Scattered ashes and nothing to visit, free loved ones up from feeling guilty.

put me in a biodegradable egg & plant a nut tree on top!
this wey all who remember me can also enjoy eating my nutz!

my parents will both donate to science. grave duty, tend the plants, light a candle, spend a while remembering some overrated bullshit just to not feel alone. sucks!

captnjak 12-11-2022 11:16 PM

Neither!
 
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Sergio 12-12-2022 01:29 PM

I don `t care. Does it need to be planned?

MK Ultra 12-12-2022 04:32 PM

It my family's making the decision?

Saran Wrap and a ditch.

King Mark 12-12-2022 05:36 PM

Green burial in mushroom suit, no casket

ruff 12-13-2022 12:48 AM

I've paid for a cremation package from Neptune Society. We used Neptune Society to cremate my wife's father when he died earlier this year. They handled everything from start to finish. Since I'm older than my wife by 22 years, I wanted to give her a clean finish and a fresh start.

Retiree 12-13-2022 08:26 AM

I want to be mummified and have a pyramid built around me.

Black All Through 12-13-2022 03:52 PM

Cremation, no public service and my ashes to be tossed in the toilet. You're dead, no one will care!

Look Chang 12-13-2022 09:26 PM

I like some cremation urns where your ashes are protected by an angel...

https://inthelighturns.com/media/cat...-front_1_1.jpg

CaptainHowdy 12-15-2022 11:14 AM

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Originally Posted by CaptainHowdy (Post 23071300)
There is no "eaten by a wild animal" option . . .

Thought OP might relish in the hard (solid) fact of finally being turned into feces . . .

MaDalton 12-15-2022 11:21 AM

Tibetan Sky Burial

https://www.calebwilde.com/wp-conten...2014/06/21.jpg


@CurrentlySober - think about it, you can make the vultures happy for a long time

CurrentlySober 12-15-2022 02:06 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MaDalton (Post 23073234)
Tibetan Sky Burial

@CurrentlySober - think about it, you can make the vultures happy for a long time

Yeah, but i cunt a4d2 get 2 Tibet... :(

MakeMeGrrrrowl 12-15-2022 02:16 PM

Creamation.

Then I'm going to choose the places I've never been and leave enough vials of ashes and money for the people I love (children, grands, nieces, and nephews) to take me to these places and set me free.

There will be a little bit of me all over, and my family will have wonderful memories of places they may never have gotten to go otherwise.

Sounds dreamy right? That's what I want.

TheLegacy 12-15-2022 03:29 PM

FYI for those who remember JFK - he was cremated and his ashes put into a huge Vodka bottle. Man had class.

adultinnovation 12-15-2022 04:03 PM

you won't have to die. within the next 20 years you'll be able to download your brain into a virtual online computer world and live forever


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