I am God.
 

so i'm leaving LA and i get to the airport. i havn't eaten in over 20 hours, and suddenly i feel week and dizzy. I'm physiclaly shaking. i get my ticket and this holly roller comes up to me and hands me a book saying it will help me to find God.

I slowly look up, and get a sense of absolute confidence total controll unlike anything I've ever felt before. I look him straight in the eyes and a voice comes out of me unlike any i've heard before. I wasn't loud but it was ALL POWERFUL.

I say " I am God"

i sold it totally - and for a brief moment he believed it - and stated to shake. then he steped back and darted away.


it was beautiful moment.

Sleazy is my god.

hahaha - you should have hit me up on ICQ or something, I would have brought you food

rotfl

Have YOU seen you? I would have run the other fucking way too....... you should be ashamed of yourself.... why the hell didn't ya hand him a business card and tell him to be a good little holy roller and do what they do and run home and buy some porn from you? :1orglaugh

hahaha, i hate those people that try and push religion on random people in the streets. last time i said "get out of here" and threw his pamphlet on the ground right in front of him and he was all like "im glad you did that because i want to save you from going to hell"

BTW, it was good seeing you

u2

meg·a·lo·ma·ni·a ( P ) Pronunciation Key (mg-l-mn-, -mny)
n.

1. A psychopathological condition characterized by delusional fantasies of wealth, power, or omnipotence.
2. An obsession with grandiose or extravagant things or actions.

God Is Canadian.

I just wanted to help you find god... you didnt have to scare me like that.

OMG!!! hahahahaha

i like that omnipotence word. it fits well into my vocabularity.



did you know i actually DO live in Gimli now - the home of the Gods.

Don't tell Fletch that. He has that whole anti-Christian movement going right now.

who the fuck said christ is god - christ never said that. that's misguided church bullshit.


i'm not christian. I am God. it's simple, and you'll find peace once you finally emprase it.

At an airport these days, even Jesus himself would freak and run if someone claims to be god or acting in his name.

Sleazy is God .. sadly most people don't know why ... and thats actually why he is God...

Sleep deprivation will do that to you

:helpme

rolf

OMG!

I always try to do that when that happens to me........only the crackheads believe me

did you end up getting anything to eat before you got on the plane?

:1orglaugh

Stop smoking.

hanet seen him for a while:1orglaugh :1orglaugh

did you buy the book

yes you are..
http://allnudes.com/god.jpg

was nice to see you again!

The guy who took the pic is DRUNK!! Damn his vision is blurry.

I think your blood sugar level went down.. but the moment must have been beautiful :1orglaugh

god dammit...................I'm waiting, dammit now.......god, dammit..........

God Is Brazilian (c.) Jer

please, god knows how to use his washer :winkwink:

It isn't (c) Jer. It's public domain. :glugglug

The guy stepped back because you don't have an brazilian accent. But if you did and this feeling was strong and the voice was really good... he would be on his knees.

:1orglaugh

Huh? Ever heard him washing??? Some mother's child... duh. :)

Jer, we already know that God is Australian!

Sleazy is GOD :Graucho

Ahhhhhhhhhh.... my heart hurts, ahhhhhhhh