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Jake 11-08-2004 05:02 PM

2004 Hummer Contest Sponsored By NaughtyBank
 
Allie and I wanted to let everyone know about the contest we're having next week.

THE PRIZE: Ok so it's not an actual HUMMER however it is a Limited Edition 2004 HUMMER Mountain Bike. Estimated retail value = ??? The standard HUMMER Mountain Bike retails for $795.00 but you cannot purchase the Limited Edition bike at any price! With the exception of this contest, the only way to get one is to buy a 2004 Limited Edition H2 for over $60,000.00!

THE RULES: The rules are simple, the NaughtyBank affiliate generating the most new sales between Saturday 11/13/04 (Midnight EST) and Saturday 11/20/04 (Midnight EST) will win the HUMMER mountain bike pictured here courtesy of NaughtyBank!

If you have any questions about the contest or anything else feel free to drop me a line anytime - jake at naughtybank dot com or ICQ: 159-623-433

BradM 11-08-2004 05:03 PM

OH MY GOD I'M CUMMING!

Rob 11-08-2004 05:04 PM

Great contest, Jake! :thumbsup

Too bad you're not giving away an H2 (I could use another one :Graucho )

NaughtyAllie 11-08-2004 05:06 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by BradM
OH MY GOD I'M CUMMING!
You too huh? :winkwink:

Ross 11-08-2004 05:06 PM

Nice contest! That bike looks PIMP.

Jake 11-08-2004 05:06 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by HighOnAcid
Great contest, Jake! :thumbsup

Too bad you're not giving away an H2 (I could use another one :Graucho )

lol, yeah maybe next year! :winkwink:

KRosh 11-08-2004 05:16 PM

Good Promotion... good work..

But I can buy one here too :-)


http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll...15132 82&rd=1



Good luck though ... I am just busting balls

:winkwink:

X37375787 11-08-2004 05:19 PM

being an enthusiastic mountain biker and owner of many, many bikes, I need to drop in here and release some ranting.

that bike sucks a big wang. the components suck, a different brand mtb of same class would go for about $300.

:(

Jake 11-08-2004 05:20 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by KRosh
Good Promotion... good work..

But I can buy one here too :-)


http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll...15132 82&rd=1



Good luck though ... I am just busting balls

:winkwink:

Ummm, yeah that would be one of the standard bikes, not the Limited Edition models but thanks for the ball busting! :winkwink:

Sosa 11-08-2004 05:21 PM

nice :thumbsup

X37375787 11-08-2004 05:22 PM

Ferrari sells MTBs made by Colnago, too. You should have given one of those away, drool. I would have even sent you traffic then. :Graucho

http://www.kerjean.com/BICYCLE/Colna...-Ferrari-B.jpg

:warning

Pete 11-08-2004 05:27 PM

Still a good deal. :)

SL|M! 11-08-2004 05:29 PM

Looks good boss! :thumbsup

emthree 11-08-2004 05:33 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by KRosh
Good Promotion... good work..

http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll...15132 82&rd=1

I can see why you're giving it away :xomunch

Shoehorn! 11-08-2004 05:35 PM

Nice contest. :thumbsup

Jake 11-08-2004 05:36 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by SL|M!
Looks good boss! :thumbsup
Thanks bro!

Bigwilly 11-08-2004 05:39 PM

hummers are crap, they have the same offroad capabilitys as a jeep except they cost 3 times as much. Nice promotion though the bike is pretty cool, i like the folding up idea.

emmanuelle 11-08-2004 05:51 PM

cool deal!

Buzz_Aziani 11-08-2004 05:51 PM

Cool deal. I dig that bike

Did Allie ride it yet??? That would make it very valuable. :)

Bruce_Miller 11-08-2004 05:54 PM

Hey Jake,

Great promotion! We will do our best to win that... But the colors won't match my H2, it's yellow...lol

Jake 11-08-2004 05:54 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Bigwilly
hummers are crap, they have the same offroad capabilitys as a jeep except they cost 3 times as much. Nice promotion though the bike is pretty cool, i like the folding up idea.
Ummm, considering the fact that I own both an H2 and a Jeep Wrangler I can tell you first hand that a stock Jeep can't come close to the offroad capabilites of a stock H2. The only advantage of a stock Jeep over a stock H2 is the shorter turning radius and it's ability to get through narrow trails. Overall, the offroad capabilities of the H2 are far superior to the Jeep.

Anyway, we're talking about a bike here, not the vehicles. :winkwink:

NaughtyAllie 11-08-2004 05:57 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Buzz_Aziani
Cool deal. I dig that bike

Did Allie ride it yet??? That would make it very valuable. :)

Buzz, just for you, if you win the bike I'll ride it naked and take a picture. I'll send it along with the bike. :)

Jake 11-08-2004 05:59 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Bruce_Miller
Hey Jake,

Great promotion! We will do our best to win that... But the colors won't match my H2, it's yellow...lol

I'll hook you up with a couple of cans of canary yellow spray paint and you'll be all set. So are we gonna do some serious off roading when you come out next month?

Bruce_Miller 11-08-2004 06:06 PM

Damn right, let's take them racing up some paths, it should only cost us a few hundred dollars in gas... LOL

Bigwilly 11-08-2004 06:14 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Jake
Ummm, considering the fact that I own both an H2 and a Jeep Wrangler I can tell you first hand that a stock Jeep can't come close to the offroad capabilites of a stock H2. The only advantage of a stock Jeep over a stock H2 is the shorter turning radius and it's ability to get through narrow trails. Overall, the offroad capabilities of the H2 are far superior to the Jeep.

Anyway, we're talking about a bike here, not the vehicles. :winkwink:

ive read articles in offroading magazines who rated the H2 as havein the same offroad capabilitys as a jeep in field tests. Your basically buying a name. Ive never offroaded in a h2 but im sure anyone whos gonna lay down 40-60k for a h2 isent gonna be offroading it anyhow.

Digipimp 11-08-2004 06:23 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Bigwilly
ive read articles in offroading magazines who rated the H2 as havein the same offroad capabilitys as a jeep in field tests. Your basically buying a name. Ive never offroaded in a h2 but im sure anyone whos gonna lay down 40-60k for a h2 isent gonna be offroading it anyhow.
if you want to talk about hummers then make a thread. we all know the original hummer was the real machine the H2 is for yuppies.

PrivateIvy 11-08-2004 06:33 PM

Very nice :thumbsup :thumbsup



Ivy

Bigwilly 11-08-2004 06:40 PM

why make a thread when i can just post it here

http://4wheeloffroad.com/roadtests/1...r/index13.html

"It's no surprise that when it came to crawling around off-road no other 4x4 came close to the Jeep."

nmcog 11-08-2004 06:40 PM

Allie is great. Imagine waking up to this:
http://www.naughtyallie.com/galleries/007ayt/14.jpg

Braincash Fred 11-08-2004 06:41 PM

Nice contest my friend :)

Stewie 11-08-2004 06:49 PM

Nice promo guys! I think this thread needs some pics of Allie, just to see, um, what they are promoting to win (yeah, that sounds good)!

:Graucho

Jake 11-08-2004 07:01 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Braincash Fred
Nice contest my friend :)
Thanks Fred! :thumbsup

Jake 11-08-2004 07:02 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Stewie
Nice promo guys! I think this thread needs some pics of Allie, just to see, um, what they are promoting to win (yeah, that sounds good)!

:Graucho

Haven't you seen enough of my wife naked in person? :winkwink:

Lensman 11-08-2004 07:02 PM

Sweet bike and promo!

Lensman 11-08-2004 07:03 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Jake
Haven't you seen enough of my wife naked in person? :winkwink:
Not in person, dammit.

aimeesweet 11-08-2004 07:04 PM

Sounds really cool...

xoxo

Stewie 11-08-2004 07:06 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Jake
Haven't you seen enough of my wife naked in person? :winkwink:
Never enough. :Graucho

Jake 11-08-2004 07:07 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Lensman
Sweet bike and promo!
Thanks Lens!

Vanilla DeVille 11-08-2004 07:07 PM

Great stuff, Guys!!!! :thumbsup

Jake 11-08-2004 07:11 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Lensman
Not in person, dammit.
Yes in person, Stewie's seen my wife naked in person. But to be fair I've seen his wife naked in person too! :winkwink:

In fact I took this pic of the two of them together, ahh the memories:
http://www.naughtyallie.com/guestare...tyallie006.jpg


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