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painintheass 04-12-2005 11:56 PM

Fawk!! - Warning too much information in this post
 
Ok,

Just had one of those nights!

1.Went to a resturant with some friends.

2. Got hooked up with a guy.... kind of a blind date.

3. Guy is good looking we hit it off... I'm a big girl.. I figure I'm going to get laid.

4. After dinner the guy excuses himself.. Has other things to do. (Turns out he is gay.. Imagine the odds in Paris.) Fine I have a shower massage... not the first time and won't be the last.

5. On the metro I start to feel sicky. Turns out the roast beef I ate was bad.

6. Thank heavens it was late at night. I crap myself on the metro.

7. Get home... sit on the toilet for 30 mins and have a shower. Clean up and put my dirty clothes in the laundry.

8. Go to bed... what a fucking lousy night.

9. Get up this morning... I ruined the new expensive white linen bed sheets I recently purchased... I got my period a week early.

If this message grossed you out or pissed you off....
GOOD!!!!! It makes me feel better!

wdsguy 04-12-2005 11:57 PM

thanks for the info, sorry you didn't get laid.

MetaMan 04-12-2005 11:58 PM

you just did an entire skit of 99% of the female comedians. :1orglaugh

DateDoc 04-12-2005 11:59 PM

Like we need to know this shit! Buy some diapers and always wear one and you wouldn't have shit your pants or fucked up your sheets.

The Bootyologist 04-12-2005 11:59 PM

:thumbsup

TheSenator 04-12-2005 11:59 PM

post pics

Manowar 04-13-2005 12:00 AM

http://www.awstuff.com/modules/My_eG...ed/Owned11.jpg

Dailydiapers 04-13-2005 12:08 AM

http://www.dailydiapers.com/content/...end-briefs.jpg

painintheass 04-13-2005 12:10 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BusterPorn
Like we need to know this shit! Buy some diapers and always wear one and you wouldn't have shit your pants or fucked up your sheets.

Yea Yell at ME! Get pissed off that you read my post! Give me your pain!!!!
It makes me happy to see your mind suffer!!!!

mardigras 04-13-2005 12:26 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by painintheass
Yea Yell at ME! Get pissed off that you read my post! Give me your pain!!!!
It makes me happy to see your mind suffer!!!!

OK, I'll play...
You're a terrible terrible person and you deserve every crappy roast beef sandwich you ever get. I am scarred for life by the images triggered by this thread and it's all your fault! I hope you can live with yourself and just so you know, just like your date you turned me gay too!

:upsidedow

Marcus Aurelius 04-13-2005 12:27 AM

:Oh crap This thread makes baby jesus cry.

Dirty F 04-13-2005 12:30 AM

You crapped yourself?

Damn.

I dont want to hear that from a girl.

As far as i know girls dont shit...aight? Let alone crap their pants.

mardigras 04-13-2005 12:33 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Franck
You crapped yourself?

Damn.

I dont want to hear that from a girl.

As far as i know girls dont shit...aight? Let alone crap their pants.

C'mon Franck, who did you think all those rows of the pink packs of Depends in Walmart were for? Pooping queens? :upsidedow

painintheass 04-13-2005 12:37 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by mardigras
OK, I'll play...
You're a terrible terrible person and you deserve every crappy roast beef sandwich you ever get. I am scarred for life by the images triggered by this thread and it's all your fault! I hope you can live with yourself and just so you know, just like your date you turned me gay too!

:upsidedow

Thank you! You made me laugh!!
I can have a good day now making people around me miserable.

In the way that only a Jewish-Quebec'r on her period living amoungst cowardly gay frenchmen can.

Dirty F 04-13-2005 12:39 AM

How old are you painintheass?

Dirty F 04-13-2005 12:40 AM

Dont ze french drive you nuts? I usually cant stay there longer than 1 week.

BRISK 04-13-2005 12:42 AM

Are you *******?

painintheass 04-13-2005 12:43 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Franck
How old are you painintheass?

35, Divorced with 2 mostly grown sons, streatch marks and my own house with no mortgage.

Dirty F 04-13-2005 12:45 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by painintheass
35, Divorced with 2 mostly grown sons, streatch marks and my own house with no mortgage.


Hmmmm well at least your honest.

Mr Pheer 04-13-2005 12:52 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by painintheass
6. Thank heavens it was late at night. I crap myself on the metro.

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh
ok ok.. so tell us...

was it the squishy kind of poop? did it squish up into your fish hole to? and squirt out the top of yer asscrack?

hahaha fuck i'm dying here

pr0 04-13-2005 12:56 AM

You talk about shitting yourself with no problems....& you like to torment people.

You're my kinda girl...hit me up sometime ; )

hova 04-13-2005 01:04 AM

I would never crap myself in the metro

painintheass 04-13-2005 01:16 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Franck
Dont ze french drive you nuts? I usually cant stay there longer than 1 week.

I've been here for some time and they are just now starting to really piss me off. (Hey after my ex-husband I have the patience of a saint.)

« Le vrai Français » have the mannerisms of little old ladies.

They are the biggest racists I have ever met in my life. (The KKK and Nazis can take lessons from them) They treat even people from other french speaking nations with disdain.

And I'm in the land of being able to make piss and fisting videos. But good fucking luck getting any of the girls to do it. Hell.... A barging chip with them is the promise to NOT put them on the box cover.

"Shit half the time I get a girl by telling her that the photos and footage is NOT for diffusion.. Just personal use" They still sign the release and I use the footage.

I don't bother to distribute in france anymore... The fucking paperwork just isn't worth it. For each dollar I make here I can make 30 in another country with less work.

I'm actually working toward shutting down operations here and leaving. I've thought about Germany but I don't speak German.

painintheass 04-13-2005 01:18 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MrPheer
:1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh
ok ok.. so tell us...

was it the squishy kind of poop? did it squish up into your fish hole to? and squirt out the top of yer asscrack?

hahaha fuck i'm dying here

LOL "Up into my fish hole" thats funny.

No it was more like the worst wet fart on record. Just enough for me to stand up because I was worried it might soak through to my skirt.

pr0 04-13-2005 01:20 AM

"Shit half the time I get a girl by telling her that the photos and footage is NOT for diffusion.. Just personal use" They still sign the release and I use the footage.


Will you marry me?

painintheass 04-13-2005 01:42 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by pr0
"Shit half the time I get a girl by telling her that the photos and footage is NOT for diffusion.. Just personal use" They still sign the release and I use the footage.


Will you marry me?

How about I just fuck you a couple of times and you can just give me half of what you own up front.

DarkJedi 04-13-2005 01:51 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by painintheass
Ok,

Just had one of those nights!

1.Went to a resturant with some friends.

2. Got hooked up with a guy.... kind of a blind date.

3. Guy is good looking we hit it off... I'm a big girl.. I figure I'm going to get laid.

4. After dinner the guy excuses himself.. Has other things to do. (Turns out he is gay.. Imagine the odds in Paris.) Fine I have a shower massage... not the first time and won't be the last.

5. On the metro I start to feel sicky. Turns out the roast beef I ate was bad.

6. Thank heavens it was late at night. I crap myself on the metro.

7. Get home... sit on the toilet for 30 mins and have a shower. Clean up and put my dirty clothes in the laundry.

8. Go to bed... what a fucking lousy night.

9. Get up this morning... I ruined the new expensive white linen bed sheets I recently purchased... I got my period a week early.

If this message grossed you out or pissed you off....
GOOD!!!!! It makes me feel better!

You are disgusting and vile.

lazycash 04-13-2005 01:57 AM

Look on the bright side, you didn't get a potato stuck up your ass.

bjjb 04-13-2005 02:05 AM

Im just a little curious. aRe yuou sure the guy was gay or did he just intuitively know what a painintheass you are and know the fucked up shit that was gonna go down?

pr0 04-13-2005 02:24 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by painintheass
How about I just fuck you a couple of times and you can just give me half of what you own up front.

Sure, you can have half my debt for a couple good fucks. But you can't have half my weed.

painintheass 04-13-2005 02:37 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by pr0
Sure, you can have half my debt for a couple good fucks. But you can't have half my weed.

Not up on divorce or seperation. Debt before the fucking remains with the person that incurrs it.

As for you weed.... keep it. Been there.. done that.. It's a waste of money.

Bigger kick is to watch people who are stoned make idiots of themself.

mikeyddddd 04-13-2005 02:47 AM

Gay - strike one
Period - strike two
Shit self - strike three

Yer Out!

MGibson 04-13-2005 02:51 AM

This thread is worthless without pics...

painintheass 04-13-2005 03:08 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MGibson
This thread is worthless without pics...

Now what the fuck am I supposed to take a photo of?

My panties in the clothes basket?
My stained bedsheets?
My streatch marks?

Like dude... get a clue.

MGibson 04-13-2005 03:13 AM

All of the above. People will pay for it, maybe you have a new niche, fat women who shit themselves while on the rag.

bjjb 04-13-2005 03:15 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MGibson
All of the above. People will pay for it, maybe you have a new niche, fat women who shit themselves while on the rag.

:( Im sure somewhere theres a niche and a fucking site for it.. My guess would be somewhere hosted in Russia :1orglaugh

MGibson 04-13-2005 03:19 AM

She must be new to GFY

MGibson 04-13-2005 03:21 AM

Testing New Sig

shermo 04-13-2005 03:22 AM

Sounds like the makings of a high rated made for TV movie.

MGibson 04-13-2005 03:30 AM

ew. That kills off any ideas for a paysite.


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