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Fawk!! - Warning too much information in this post
Ok,
Just had one of those nights! 1.Went to a resturant with some friends. 2. Got hooked up with a guy.... kind of a blind date. 3. Guy is good looking we hit it off... I'm a big girl.. I figure I'm going to get laid. 4. After dinner the guy excuses himself.. Has other things to do. (Turns out he is gay.. Imagine the odds in Paris.) Fine I have a shower massage... not the first time and won't be the last. 5. On the metro I start to feel sicky. Turns out the roast beef I ate was bad. 6. Thank heavens it was late at night. I crap myself on the metro. 7. Get home... sit on the toilet for 30 mins and have a shower. Clean up and put my dirty clothes in the laundry. 8. Go to bed... what a fucking lousy night. 9. Get up this morning... I ruined the new expensive white linen bed sheets I recently purchased... I got my period a week early. If this message grossed you out or pissed you off.... GOOD!!!!! It makes me feel better! |
thanks for the info, sorry you didn't get laid.
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you just did an entire skit of 99% of the female comedians. :1orglaugh
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Like we need to know this shit! Buy some diapers and always wear one and you wouldn't have shit your pants or fucked up your sheets.
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post pics
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It makes me happy to see your mind suffer!!!! |
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You're a terrible terrible person and you deserve every crappy roast beef sandwich you ever get. I am scarred for life by the images triggered by this thread and it's all your fault! I hope you can live with yourself and just so you know, just like your date you turned me gay too! :upsidedow |
:Oh crap This thread makes baby jesus cry.
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You crapped yourself?
Damn. I dont want to hear that from a girl. As far as i know girls dont shit...aight? Let alone crap their pants. |
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I can have a good day now making people around me miserable. In the way that only a Jewish-Quebec'r on her period living amoungst cowardly gay frenchmen can. |
How old are you painintheass?
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Dont ze french drive you nuts? I usually cant stay there longer than 1 week.
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Are you *******?
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Hmmmm well at least your honest. |
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ok ok.. so tell us... was it the squishy kind of poop? did it squish up into your fish hole to? and squirt out the top of yer asscrack? hahaha fuck i'm dying here |
You talk about shitting yourself with no problems....& you like to torment people.
You're my kinda girl...hit me up sometime ; ) |
I would never crap myself in the metro
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« Le vrai Français » have the mannerisms of little old ladies. They are the biggest racists I have ever met in my life. (The KKK and Nazis can take lessons from them) They treat even people from other french speaking nations with disdain. And I'm in the land of being able to make piss and fisting videos. But good fucking luck getting any of the girls to do it. Hell.... A barging chip with them is the promise to NOT put them on the box cover. "Shit half the time I get a girl by telling her that the photos and footage is NOT for diffusion.. Just personal use" They still sign the release and I use the footage. I don't bother to distribute in france anymore... The fucking paperwork just isn't worth it. For each dollar I make here I can make 30 in another country with less work. I'm actually working toward shutting down operations here and leaving. I've thought about Germany but I don't speak German. |
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No it was more like the worst wet fart on record. Just enough for me to stand up because I was worried it might soak through to my skirt. |
"Shit half the time I get a girl by telling her that the photos and footage is NOT for diffusion.. Just personal use" They still sign the release and I use the footage.
Will you marry me? |
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Look on the bright side, you didn't get a potato stuck up your ass.
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Im just a little curious. aRe yuou sure the guy was gay or did he just intuitively know what a painintheass you are and know the fucked up shit that was gonna go down?
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As for you weed.... keep it. Been there.. done that.. It's a waste of money. Bigger kick is to watch people who are stoned make idiots of themself. |
Gay - strike one
Period - strike two Shit self - strike three Yer Out! |
This thread is worthless without pics...
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My panties in the clothes basket? My stained bedsheets? My streatch marks? Like dude... get a clue. |
All of the above. People will pay for it, maybe you have a new niche, fat women who shit themselves while on the rag.
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She must be new to GFY
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Testing New Sig
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Sounds like the makings of a high rated made for TV movie.
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ew. That kills off any ideas for a paysite.
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