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DirtyDanza 04-17-2005 06:16 PM

I challenge Kimbo
 
I will challenge kimbo to a 2 round 5 min a round MMA fight anytime he thinks he's ready.. anyone know how to get a hold of him tell him.. he beats me.. I will give him 50 grand... I beat him which I will .. he gives me 50k bottom line... anyone with any training beisides "back yard" street fighting will take him anyday no matter the size and I am here to prove that... I will have him tap out within the first 1 min of the fight I will bet another 10k on that....

jonesy 04-17-2005 06:18 PM

sig spot

polish_aristocrat 04-17-2005 06:18 PM

lol :error

GTS Mark 04-17-2005 06:18 PM

Trying to get this to a 5 page thread huh Danza ;)

DH

DirtyDanza 04-17-2005 06:18 PM

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Originally Posted by jonesy
sig spot

you have no sig...

polish_aristocrat 04-17-2005 06:18 PM

we need picsssssss

DirtyDanza 04-17-2005 06:19 PM

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Originally Posted by DrinkingHard
Trying to get this to a 5 page thread huh Danza ;)

DH


no just here to prove a point that someone trained will take a brawler anyday of the week.. thats why tyson gets his ass kicked all the time.. and I like tyson but in his whole carrear he has never fought and won anyone good.. bvefore or after jail

jonesy 04-17-2005 06:19 PM

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Originally Posted by Dirty_DS
you have no sig...

you have no sense of humor

Theo 04-17-2005 06:20 PM

what are your stats?

DirtyDanza 04-17-2005 06:21 PM

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Originally Posted by Soul_Rebel
what are your stats?

bro I am out of shape to but at my heaviest weight... I am 5'9 177 right now.. I would drop down to 165 for the match though...

Pipecrew 04-17-2005 06:23 PM

Danza, I can personally get in touch with kimbo's people, if you are for real, i'am sure this fight will happen, if you arent for real, I'am sure this fight will happen, then they will drag you down to the ATM unconsicious.

sonofsam 04-17-2005 06:23 PM

are you actually being serious??
if so it must be nice to have 50k to bet on a fight :)

Paraskass 04-17-2005 06:24 PM

i'd love to see this on GFY pay per view.

Theo 04-17-2005 06:24 PM

kimbo should be like 210-220 pounds i think, dont you think the difference is an issue?

gecko 04-17-2005 06:25 PM

The guy he lost to, is a semi pro mma fighter... but of course with special rules ;)

DirtyDanza 04-17-2005 06:26 PM

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Originally Posted by Pipecrew
Danza, I can personally get in touch with kimbo's people, if you are for real, i'am sure this fight will happen, if you arent for real, I'am sure this fight will happen, then they will drag you down to the ATM unconsicious.

he is a bodygaurd for a few guys I know... yeah I am serious... a legit match ... not like the one with he "boys" running in every 5 secs like with that gannon guy... and in this one knees and elbows and headbutts.. and groud fighting is allowed... I am a ground fighter and plan to take it there right away... if I stood up with him the whole time I may get hit hard.. but if I go to the ground I really don't think he jhas a chance and will be forced to tap out.. unless he cat take the pain of some breaks.. but yes a legit fight... I want him tested for hiv as well as I will be.... I am talking legit nothing in the backyard anywhere

Pipecrew 04-17-2005 06:26 PM

You realize he would only need to land one punch and it's over, if you think you can avoid one punch for 10 minutes, you're out of your mind, your going to have to take a few.. The last UFC guy or whatever was in the hospital for 3 weeks after the fight and he "won", kimbo wasnt, he was doing his thing the next day.

Theo 04-17-2005 06:27 PM

listen to pipecrew

DirtyDanza 04-17-2005 06:27 PM

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Originally Posted by Soul_Rebel
kimbo should be like 210-220 pounds i think, dont you think the difference is an issue?

not at all.... I will use his weight to my advantage... keep in mind I got about 9.5 years training in nothing but training for 4 days a week on my back most of the time with reylson gracie.. I am no softie on the ground.. now for me to stand up with him may be my death.. but not to worried about it

sonofsam 04-17-2005 06:28 PM

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Originally Posted by Dirty_DS
he is a bodygaurd for a few guys I know... yeah I am serious... a legit match ... not like the one with he "boys" running in every 5 secs like with that gannon guy... and in this one knees and elbows and headbutts.. and groud fighting is allowed... I am a ground fighter and plan to take it there right away... if I stood up with him the whole time I may get hit hard.. but if I go to the ground I really don't think he jhas a chance and will be forced to tap out.. unless he cat take the pain of some breaks.. but yes a legit fight... I want him tested for hiv as well as I will be.... I am talking legit nothing in the backyard anywhere

you're betting 60 grand on the fight then?

10k if u get him to tap out within 1 minute right?

this would be so awesome if it happened..i wonder if kimbo has a manager?

WarChild 04-17-2005 06:28 PM

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Originally Posted by Pipecrew
You realize he would only need to land one punch and it's over, if you think you can avoid one punch for 10 minutes, you're out of your mind, your going to have to take a few.. The last UFC guy or whatever was in the hospital for 3 weeks after the fight and he "won", kimbo wasnt, he was doing his thing the next day.

If that fight had of been full mixed martial arts, Kimbo would have lost it much, much faster. :2 cents:

DirtyDanza 04-17-2005 06:29 PM

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Originally Posted by Pipecrew
You realize he would only need to land one punch and it's over, if you think you can avoid one punch for 10 minutes, you're out of your mind, your going to have to take a few.. The last UFC guy or whatever was in the hospital for 3 weeks after the fight and he "won", kimbo wasnt, he was doing his thing the next day.

oh I tottaly understand the risk.... as far as punches... I figure I will take a few... bot none at his power range.. and he will not be able to strike from the gound with all his force.... like I said as liong as ground fighting is allowed I am in like flynn and I will take him.. not a doubt in my mind.. he is a street fighter....

DirtyDanza 04-17-2005 06:30 PM

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Originally Posted by sonofsam
you're betting 60 grand on the fight then?

10k if u get him to tap out within 1 minute right?

this would be so awesome if it happened..i wonder if kimbo has a manager?

yeah.. who's matching it... like I said they have to take the offer.. then our guys can start putting it together.. and see if we can stream it on the web as well for a small fee

gecko 04-17-2005 06:30 PM

so you guys will be using gloves right? and with a mma ref? and in a ring or cage correct??

sonofsam 04-17-2005 06:30 PM

http://www.gofuckyourself.com/showpo...2&postcount=14
you just put your program on it...

i'm starting to doubt this being real :( i hope it is though, would be entertaining as fuck

Pipecrew 04-17-2005 06:31 PM

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Originally Posted by WarChild
If that fight had of been full mixed martial arts, Kimbo would have lost it much, much faster. :2 cents:

I'am not saying he's the toughest guy in the world, but i'am pretty sure he can kick like 95% of the worlds population and 100% of GFY.. If you have met him in person, you will see he's built like a brick shithouse, shaking his hand is like shaking a bunch of banasas, not too mention prison style fighting, which is something they dont teach at some monthly rate karate place.

I wouldnt fight him with a stun gun and a baseball bat.

DirtyDanza 04-17-2005 06:31 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by WarChild
If that fight had of been full mixed martial arts, Kimbo would have lost it much, much faster. :2 cents:

I agree.... kimbo is a puncher thats it... get him on the gound he has no idea what to do.. specally aginst someone who has been on the ground for the past 9 and a half years... a ground fighter who is smart will always win... couture would have won he he went to the gound.. be he wanted to trade blows with liddel and lost

DirtyDanza 04-17-2005 06:32 PM

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Originally Posted by gecko
so you guys will be using gloves right? and with a mma ref? and in a ring or cage correct??

correct... doctors on site as well... cut man.. ect ect the whole 9

gecko 04-17-2005 06:33 PM

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Originally Posted by Dirty_DS
I agree.... kimbo is a puncher thats it... get him on the gound he has no idea what to do.. specally aginst someone who has been on the ground for the past 9 and a half years... a ground fighter who is smart will always win... couture would have won he he went to the gound.. be he wanted to trade blows with liddel and lost

It looked like he tried to get in on a clinch... the poke in the eye might also be an factor

WarChild 04-17-2005 06:33 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pipecrew
I'am not saying he's the toughest guy in the world, but i'am pretty sure he can kick like 95% of the worlds population and 100% of GFY.. If you have met him in person, you will see he's built like a brick shithouse, shaking his hand is like shaking a bunch of banasas, not too mention prison style fighting, which is something they dont teach at some monthly rate karate place.

I wouldnt fight him with a stun gun and a baseball bat.

Hey, don't get me wrong, I'm not saying I'd like to fight Kimbo, or that I'd even stand a chance. I'm just saying in the fight with Gannon, Gannon could have choked him out pretty quick and ended it fast.

Personally, I think Gannon was stupid agreeing to fight Kimbo under those rules. You don't fight a Lion in his Den, claws only. Know what I mean?

DirtyDanza 04-17-2005 06:33 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pipecrew
I'am not saying he's the toughest guy in the world, but i'am pretty sure he can kick like 95% of the worlds population and 100% of GFY.. If you have met him in person, you will see he's built like a brick shithouse, shaking his hand is like shaking a bunch of banasas, not too mention prison style fighting, which is something they dont teach at some monthly rate karate place.

I wouldnt fight him with a stun gun and a baseball bat.

bro he is a tough mutherfucker.. no doubt.. when it comes to street shit .. no one I would want on my side but him... but in the ring.. anyone with a little bit of training can take him... bottom line... boxing I dunno he is a hard puncher.. but a full on MMA he will loose .. even to someone small like me

gecko 04-17-2005 06:34 PM

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Originally Posted by Dirty_DS
correct... doctors on site as well... cut man.. ect ect the whole 9

Nice... I wanna watch it :pimp

jimb 04-17-2005 06:35 PM

damn son....ill bet anyone on this board if this shit goes down....we need an official booky for this event.

I wanna see this shit go down.

Jim

Pipecrew 04-17-2005 06:36 PM

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Originally Posted by WarChild
Hey, don't get me wrong, I'm not saying I'd like to fight Kimbo, or that I'd even stand a chance. I'm just saying in the fight with Gannon, Gannon could have choked him out pretty quick and ended it fast.

Personally, I think Gannon was stupid agreeing to fight Kimbo under those rules. You don't fight a Lion in his Den, claws only. Know what I mean?

Yeah i do, but from what i understand, those rules were set out from the beginning, the fights are somewhat civilized.. Being in a choke hold like that, fucks you up nicely and getting your breathing back on track is pretty damn hard.

I definitely wouldnt want to fight kimbo, with rules, anywhere around concreate or brick walls either :)

Pipecrew 04-17-2005 06:36 PM

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Originally Posted by Dirty_DS
bro he is a tough mutherfucker.. no doubt.. when it comes to street shit .. no one I would want on my side but him... but in the ring.. anyone with a little bit of training can take him... bottom line... boxing I dunno he is a hard puncher.. but a full on MMA he will loose .. even to someone small like me


What kind of fighting style do you know anyways? I remember you mentioned it a while back, but i dont remember.

sonofsam 04-17-2005 06:36 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Dirty_DS
bro he is a tough mutherfucker.. no doubt.. when it comes to street shit .. no one I would want on my side but him... but in the ring.. anyone with a little bit of training can take him... bottom line... boxing I dunno he is a hard puncher.. but a full on MMA he will loose .. even to someone small like me

how do u plan on taking him to the ground before getting knocked out ?

Theo 04-17-2005 06:37 PM

DS I guess its possible,but this apply to someone who is trained at pro level daily and fights frequently. When was the last time you fought someone?

We want you active webmaster not on some hospital. :)

CybermedAndy 04-17-2005 06:38 PM

Danza I know where you are coming from, I got years of mma training too, but if you weren't aware, Kimbo's is being trained now for mma, he's got guys doing his groundword etc.

So he's not quite the clueless brawler you might think he is.

Not to say you won't twist his ass up, just know that he's probably learned to sprawl as of late

:winkwink:

gecko 04-17-2005 06:39 PM

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Originally Posted by sonofsam
how do u plan on taking him to the ground before getting knocked out ?

Good question. He'll have to take him down first. :upsidedow

WarChild 04-17-2005 06:39 PM

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Originally Posted by Pipecrew
Yeah i do, but from what i understand, those rules were set out from the beginning, the fights are somewhat civilized.. Being in a choke hold like that, fucks you up nicely and getting your breathing back on track is pretty damn hard.

I definitely wouldnt want to fight kimbo, with rules, anywhere around concreate or brick walls either :)

I bet I'd recover from a choke much faster than getting my face beat in by Kimbo. I don't know how the rules were set up or when, I just think it was foolish for Gannon to take that fight at all. Like you said, he spent weeks in the hospital to beat a backyard brawler.


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