List 3 things you would buy @ WalMart to freak out the person @ the register...
 

just like the title states, be creative!

1. gerbil
2. duct tape
3. condoms

:helpme :winkwink:

1. Lube
2. Baseball bat
3. Polaroid

I would rather buy those items instead of always having to rush into Ralph's on shooting days and buying boxes of douches. :1orglaugh

duct tape
tarp
shovel

Panties
Barry Manilow CD
Cucumbers

:1orglaugh

Cucumber
Lube
Butcher's Knife

Hmmmm
what would freak them....the things that come to my mind are.....
sleeping pills, axe and painters plastic sheets.
duck tape would probably fit right along in there as well. LOL
that could possibly get a funny look by the cashier?

haha alright ill throw in another one

1. KY Jelly
2. Kleenex
3. Issue of Seventeen

A dog cage, a leech and...diapers

A shotgun
A city map
The Book "How To Kill A Rock Star"

Sweet alcohol, candy and lube :helpme

shovel

big gas can

ski mask

Rope
A crime novel with a really fucked up title
and a knife

barbie doll

candy

trenchcoat

panties
wig
a hunting knife

3 - baaaah - i can do it with 2

toilet paper
exlax


and an URGENT look on your face

huge peperroni stick
xxl condoms
lube

condoms
Jock itch medicine
hemmroid cream
.. gotta add diarrhea suppositories :thumbsup

some KY
a turkey baster
home enema kit (from the pharmacy)

a jar of vaseline
a plunger
paper towels

I bought a box of 12 gauge shells and some tighty whiteys once.

How can you not love a place like that? :1orglaugh

condom
lube
and maxi pads

handcuffs
magazine about photography of children
lub/condoms

you sick bastard

rat poision
coffee creamer
white cake mix

a shovel
a carrot
a light bulb

a black ski mask
heavy duty wire cutters
flash light
huge black laundry bag

and complain at the register that you had trouble finding climbing rope and supplies...

lol... best one so far

Beer
Cigarettes
Pregnancy Test

more fun
 

Prune Juice
Ex-lax
Slip 'N' Slide

what id do..is go up to the counter with my cart full of booze...beer some condoms and some cigarettes...and throw a box of diapers on top before i go through the checkout.

then id pretend i didnt have enough money, and make a long heart felt decision over the diapers and a bottle of vodka....then id toss the diapers and get the vodka.

now that would get some horrible stares

3 Goldfish
bread crumbs
seasoned salt

Ski mask
Duct Tape
trenchcoat

nice!

cough syrup
matches
bunsen burner

a 10 pound unsliced balogna roll from the deli
core tool
large tube of KY Jelly

Ask the cashier how long you should heat the balogna at 98.6 degrees so it will stay warm for at least 30 minutes.

hunting knife
tarp
shovel

Ask the girl behind the counter what time she gets off her shift

US map
a box cutter
and a osama halloween mask

Enema bag
Tiger Balm
lube

(This works best if you're dressed in semi-goth gear and just smile sweetly as these items are being rung up)

kids panties
duct tape
shovel