GoFuckYourself.com - Adult Webmaster Forum

GoFuckYourself.com - Adult Webmaster Forum (https://gfy.com/index.php)
-   Fucking Around & Business Discussion (https://gfy.com/forumdisplay.php?f=26)
-   -   ESCORTS and NOT PAYING!! Im Getting Good at This! (https://gfy.com/showthread.php?t=547850)

Anal Hobbit 12-04-2005 01:33 AM

ESCORTS and NOT PAYING!! Im Getting Good at This!
 
Hey, not sure how many "hobbists" there are here but Im pretty avid.

I go to www.theeroticreview.com often and get hookers (escorts) on a normal basis.. Becasue Im a regular I dont dare rip off the whores in my area..
But when I travel and leave town I run a pretty good scam, and still get a great fuck! Here's how:

The key is to go to theeroticreview.com and read the reviews.

Find the escorts that allow you to put the money in a sealed envlope and put it on the dresser before ya fuck.

If you read the reviews closely, many of the whores dont check the envlope until after you leave. They dont want to be rude. Now the crack whores and the street hookers will check it.. But the Pros, the high class ones wont.. Because it is illegal for them to recieve cash and then fuck. So they want it in a sealed envlope, as a gift, and only later do they open it. In case its a cop, they never open up that envlope showing cash or that would incinuate them selling sex for cash.

So dress up, look classy, like a gentleman.
Bring a small gift when going to visit the whore for a first time like cheap wine.
Put the envlope on the dresser, tell her "a little gift for you" she will know its the cash, then open your wine or desert you brought and get the forplay started.

Fuck her brains out. Dont offer to take a shower there. This may be where she looks in the envlope.

Just get dressed, kiss her good bye, and get in the fast!!

Its been working for months for me when I travel!

Try it and let me know how ya do!

chadglni 12-04-2005 01:34 AM

I predict the first retard responding in 5 4 3

ChefJeff 12-04-2005 01:35 AM

I wonder if this is a good sig spot?

Anal Hobbit 12-04-2005 01:36 AM

What you moral porno people dont fuck whores?

Anal Hobbit 12-04-2005 01:37 AM

Or are you all to rich to rip one off?

FlogTheLog 12-04-2005 01:37 AM

2 1 Go.....

aflex 12-04-2005 01:38 AM

hahahah scammin the hookers.

you forgot the part about their pimp beating the piss out of you.

phonesex 12-04-2005 01:40 AM

Mmmmm...what is this world coming too.

BoyAlley 12-04-2005 01:43 AM

You like, do realize that you're a piece of shit right? And like, no one on here thinks your cool cuz you rip off hookers right?

Oh, you also realize that you're making it impossible to do real business with anyone on here, because if you're going to lie and steal from one group of people, you'll likely lie and steal from another, namely the webmasters/sponsors on here.

Anal Hobbit 12-04-2005 01:46 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BoyAlley
You like, do realize that you're a piece of shit right? And like, no one on here thinks your cool cuz you rip off hookers right?

Oh, you also realize that you're making it impossible to do real business with anyone on here, because if you're going to lie and steal from one group of people, you'll likely lie and steal from another, namely the webmasters/sponsors on here.

Chill out my brother.

Im trying to help GFYers.. Not ripping off webmasters. Helping them.

To rip off whores.

Mike Okitch 12-04-2005 01:48 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Anal Hobbit
What you moral porno people dont fuck whores?

It's not about fucking or not fucking escorts. It's about your painfully obvious lack of respect for others.

You Sir are a thief and I hope that this thread will ruin any chances of someone on GFY to ever do business with you.

Anal Hobbit 12-04-2005 01:49 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mike Okitch
It's not about fucking or not fucking escorts. It's about your painfully obvious lack of respect for others.

You Sir are a thief and I hope that this thread will ruin any chances of someone on GFY to ever do business with you.


You need to chill bro..

They are just whores..

Meat.

You sound like one of those animal activist standing outside the McDonalds outside my neighborhood.

detoxed 12-04-2005 01:50 AM

lol so funny

Mike Okitch 12-04-2005 01:53 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Anal Hobbit
You need to chill bro..

They are just whores..

Meat.

You sound like one of those animal activist standing outside the McDonalds outside my neighborhood.

Doesn't matter that they are whores you dimwit, it's their livelihood that you're messing with. Never fuck with someone's bread.

Anal Hobbit 12-04-2005 01:54 AM

Sex should be free..

Im sure they will do just fine if a few of us put them in their place.

Mike Okitch 12-04-2005 01:55 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Anal Hobbit
Sex should be free..

Im sure they will do just fine if a few of us put them in their place.

I'm sure you will do fine when you get your ass beaten to a pulp.

Fucksakes 12-04-2005 01:56 AM

every post I read about you seems more and more like your about ripping people off.

how does this ignore feature work again? 1 person I don't want to do business with.

BitAudioVideo 12-04-2005 02:13 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Anal Hobbit
Chill out my brother.

Im trying to help GFYers.. Not ripping off webmasters. Helping them.

To rip off whores.

i hope the next girl you try that shit on cuts your balls off, fucking dirtbag

Anal Hobbit 12-04-2005 02:14 AM

If you dont want tips on how to work the system then put me on ignore..

Its people like you who dont work angles that never make it big in life.

Live a little.

Anal Hobbit 12-04-2005 02:16 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by rich219inc
i hope the next girl you try that shit on cuts your balls off, fucking dirtbag


Im sure she can do without the 300.00 for one night..

Im shocked at how critical you guys are here.

Doesnt anyone like my idea? Or are you just too scared to say so?

emthree 12-04-2005 02:16 AM

Hookers are not people
It's okay to scam them

Paul Markham 12-04-2005 02:16 AM

So who you rip off is down to your perception of them. Escorts are whores so you feel it's right to rip them off.

What do you think of models, pornographers, webmasters?

Mike Okitch 12-04-2005 02:16 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Anal Hobbit
If you dont want tips on how to work the system then put me on ignore..

Its people like you who dont work angles that never make it big in life.

Live a little.

http://www.analthai.com/pics/shithead.JPG

Paul Markham 12-04-2005 02:18 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Anal Hobbit
If you dont want tips on how to work the system then put me on ignore..

Its people like you who dont work angles that never make it big in life.

Live a little.

This is a guy who thinks it's better to work the angles than to be honest.

I made it big by not working the angles.

Anal Hobbit 12-04-2005 02:20 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Paul Markham
So who you rip off is down to your perception of them. Escorts are whores so you feel it's right to rip them off.

What do you think of models, pornographers, webmasters?

Hey Charley.. Go back to Club Seventeen you Dutch Wannabe!

Ill see you in Vegas.

We can go to Target together. Ill buy ya an Xbox game for X-Mas.

You, me and Eva.

Mike Okitch 12-04-2005 02:21 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Paul Markham
This is a guy who thinks it's better to work the angles than to be honest.

I made it big by not working the angles.

I would love to meet you, shake your hand and tell everyone that you're a "stand up guy" :thumbsup

Anal Hobbit 12-04-2005 02:22 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mike Okitch
I would love to meet you, shake your hand and tell everyone that you're a "stand up guy" :thumbsup

Ass Kisser. Hoping to get some discount from him or something?

BitAudioVideo 12-04-2005 02:28 AM

if anyone knows who this fucktard is i would love to post his name and any relevant personal information on the erotic review

Mike Okitch 12-04-2005 02:29 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Anal Hobbit
Ass Kisser. Hoping to get some discount from him or something?

Nope, not hoping for any discount since I got more content that I need right now.

But he sure deserves a plug so...

Folks, if you're looking for good content at a reasonable price, check out www.paulmarkham.com. His pictures are so good that I just looked at his main page now and feel like rubbing one out. That's www.paulmarkham.com. It's a phenomenal place to get content and it sure as hell beats masturbating to *******. How do I know what masturbating to ******* feels like? You don't wanna know. But what you want to know is where to get good content right? So try www.paulmarkham.com

:glugglug

Anal Hobbit 12-04-2005 02:30 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by rich219inc
if anyone knows who this fucktard is i would love to post his name and any relevant personal information on the erotic review

Nobody likes a rat..

And you pal are a fucking rat.

Why you so up tight?

Come to Internext. Let me buy you a drink and tell you about my tool bar solutions.

Anal Hobbit 12-04-2005 03:58 AM

Any others here in the hoppy?

pocketkangaroo 12-04-2005 05:15 AM

I understand you are looking for attention and to build a name for yourself. But I'd probably suggest not bragging about scamming people when it looks like you are going to be a sponsor someday. Not exactly the reputation you want when looking for affiliates.

Machete_ 12-04-2005 05:21 AM

you are full of shit, and i cant believe people fall for you attention seeking stunts

Steve 12-04-2005 05:26 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BoyAlley
Oh, you also realize that you're making it impossible to do real business with anyone on here, because if you're going to lie and steal from one group of people, you'll likely lie and steal from another, namely the webmasters/sponsors on here.

I have to say, the thought of doing business with you has been made less likely due to this thread :2 cents:

LittleC 12-04-2005 06:03 AM

High class hookers who do not let you take a shower 1st, never seen you before AND do not even open up the enveloppe ? hahahahahhahahahaaaaa Sorry but what you call high class ? pppffffffffffffffffffffffffffff

and you look like Donald Trump ? Can't wait to meet YOU in Vegas !

Lance69 12-04-2005 01:03 PM

You know what, I know a lot of escorts, and a good 90% of them have more business sense, and honour than you willl ever have. You don't seem to care that you have alienated potential business opportunites by being an ethical twat. For all the bullshit on this board, many of people get business done here. Can't wait to meet you in Vegas and not talk to you, you'll be easy to avoid, probably the guy who's walking with a limp after said scam.

You believe whore's are not people? What does that make a guy who has to pay for sex? Less than the whore I'd wager.

brand0n 12-04-2005 01:07 PM

i like this guy

beemk 12-04-2005 01:08 PM

hahaha you guys are such suckers.

http://www.pacifier.com/~maryphil/tr...-hula-hoop.jpg

Orgasmics 12-04-2005 01:20 PM

A thief is a thief is a thief....

Harmon 12-04-2005 01:21 PM

look below this post - then click


All times are GMT -7. The time now is 10:18 AM.

Powered by vBulletin® Version 3.8.8
Copyright ©2000 - 2025, vBulletin Solutions, Inc.
©2000-, AI Media Network Inc