Patrick Swazie is dead.
 

Holy shit, the guy has secretly been dead for 18 months!
I never knew this. WTF?
Why hasnt the media figured this out till now?

Unreal, he's been secretly dead. Youd think the media or someone would report not seeing him for almost 2 years.
How can being dead be a secret for a person of Hollywood?
Strange shit.

Bone who the fuck is Patrick Swazie? Is that poof midget dancer come actor?

He was in the movie ghost

he was also in some dance movie.
I think Dirty Dancing

this is weird.
I cant think of any other recent movie with him in it.
Probably cause he's been dead!

Thanks my prayers have been answered. I had to see movies
with this fuck playing in it....girlfriends make guys come to the
cinema and watch those lame movies....

DynaMite :winkwink:

shit, when was his last movie?
10 years ago?
I think he died of AIDS and they are keeping it secret or something.

Swaze was in that cool movie with Kianna reeves..There were like Mafia surfers that ribbed banks..I can't think of the name,They would walk into a bank dressed up as all the presidents.. There is a movie Dead Presidents but thats not it.

He was in the movie Road House or something like that. Good movie.
But boneprone is pulling your leg. Its April 1st.

Ok it was Point Break

I rember this movie called Roadhouse he was in.
It was ok.
He was this security guard or bouncer for these rowdy clubs.
All 128 pounds of him.

But they couldnt fuck with em, cause he knew martial arts.
I think it was the deadly Martial Art of Tae BO.

Ahhh yes Point Break!
That was a good movie! Forgot all about that!
Shit that movie is over 15 years old!

Yep featuring the Jeff Healy band...they made some fine albums!

DynaMite :thumbsup

1991..Skiers are gay man..We need to get yuou on a snowboard.

Im a skier.
Snowboarders are second class slope people

I'm a Snowborder (Skiers are Back Country Cock smokers...)

I can catch more air and more speed on skis than any snowboarding poser

chicks dig the skiers

Yeah I have been Shooting Blanks the last 2 years,But your good at caching my Penis Air.

I think Patrick Swazie was a snowboarder.

must be and he wears tights while sliding graceously down the slopes!

DynaMite

He had that tight small ass them faggots like to bang.

http://www.angelfire.com/ab4/snowlodge/spic11.jpg

Crossing the Road..

I was once a skiing fag..I have converted over to a christian Snowborder LOL... JK man but your still Gay popcorn bucket boy.http://bburroff.tripod.com//sitebuil...ures/seanj.jpg

Hey FuqAlot Do you think he's cute? I think this is a Job for Ram-Jeremy..

No doubt :1orglaugh

A tip for Boneprone..

Slow penetration into your ass cavity is essential, unless you are already well dilated and lubed up. Lubrication is another key for success in "back-door" sex. Using a natural, safe and water-based product (never one with a petroleum base) is your best bet. The tricky part of anal penetration is to get past the anal sphincter muscles, which are supposed to hold tight until it is time for the main job, evacuation.

Once your Boyfriends penis has passed that tight point, he can easily slide up and down and around inside you, probably producing intense pleasure if you are able to enjoy it. Probably the position of "doggy style," or man from behind while you are kneeling, is the most effective option.

Good night.

this thread is gay

Pat's dead? The fucker owed me $20.

Patrick Swayzie is dead??!!?


Dirty Dancing and Road House his best movies



bunky

a bad personal expierience snow?

im not making this shit up.
The dude is dead.

Think what ya want.
WHen the day comes and the media exposes this info you'll remember the day Boneprone told ya so.

they ribbed banks?


fuck, he must be the same mother fucker that got a hold of my condoms!!

Hey boneprone
Where did you get this info from?

dont question me.
Im boneprone.

I am all knowing, all fearing.

he's dead.
Id like someone to proove it otherwise.
I have my source and I promised her I would not memtion her name.

But trust me. Look into this.
I am not telling stories here.
He is secretly dead.

how do you die secretly?

hes making dirty dancing 2 in secret!


Barf

boneprone is secretly the owner of maxpixel.com

why do you talk to yourself?

that is as much a secret as Patrick's death