Famous last words...
 

You're lying there, on the ground, taking your last breath. In a moment it will all be over. This is the end. You're fighting, just to stay alive for two more seconds. People look at you. They're still in shock. You slowly raise your hand, and the silence spreads in the crowd. You say: [Fill in your last words]

"fuck the surfer, i did"

Exeunt.

Go Fuck Yourself

How clever :thumbsup

all i got was a rock
:(

"Rosebud..."

:)

Stephen Cohen, fraudulant owner of sex.com,

" where's my ticket to mexico? "

"fuck! I havn't performed my daily masturbation.."

"fnord"

Good Job :thumbsup

I'm dying a vigin:waaaaahh :uhoh :angel

"i'll be back" :BangBang:

what me,worry?

One more time!!!

"you are coming with me" :BangBang:

:helpme

I told you I was ill....

:1orglaugh

Life sucked.

"I was just marketing myself"

SEGA!

damn... should have gone to the jewish doctor.

"Take some pictures of my dead body and post them all over the death sites on the net"

"HELP ME.. I'M DYING"

dont worry be happy!!!

:thumbsup

I would probably ask someone standing next to me if they believe the hand is quicker than the eye. If they say yes; I'd say "well reach over here and jack me off...nobody'll see ya ".

"format c:...."

Who moved the fuckin' pool??!?!

"I'm cumming!!"

"BRITNEY SPEARS IS A MAN"

"I had sex with your sister......."
(unless my mother is there, then it would be "Pull my finger....")

"Bosco!"

Are I not a great actor?

:ak47: Sex Sentry-Adult Verification Services :GFYBand

"I don't deserve this. I was building a house."

"The name on my underwear isn't mine."

Drumsicle is gay.

"Dude, watch this....."

"What are you looking at? Get me a doctor, asshole."