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clicker 08-24-2006 05:51 AM

So 4 black guys call me a cracker
 
I am at light and having a bad day. I am minding my own business
and one of the guys walking down the street with his 3 buddies says "whats up cracker!" I said why did you call me a cracker? He is "i bet you wont get out of that car" I said. " Oh really?" I popped the trunk where I have a nice bat and got out. "I bet you wouldnt be so tough without your friends, I should follow you to your house". I think they were a little suprised as they started the to walk away and cross the street. The light turned green, I jumped backed in the car and stomped on the gas right at them. They went running like little bitches and I was 2 seconds from mowing them down and at the last second I turned away barley missing the one. I am glad I did not kill them with my car but I was having a bad day and they talked shit to the wrong caucasion I do not consider myself a racist but somehow this really pissed me off and I almost lost everything for belief that it is wrong for anyone to throw racist remarks to innocent people no matter what the color.

xxxice 08-24-2006 05:54 AM

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clicker 08-24-2006 05:57 AM

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Originally Posted by vanderweb
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You are right sir. From now on I will be proper on gfy. Sorry, I forgot
where I was for a minute.

Shocking 08-24-2006 05:58 AM

100% true and 150% right. no mater the color. but for some reason black people (and i'm black) believe that everyone is being racist with them. so they feel free to talk like that and they still believe they are not being racist.
bottom line: respect if you want to be respected

MrMaxwell 08-24-2006 05:59 AM

Be careful,
They might shoot you next time.
A couple black dudes who obviously didn't like white people (me for example) looked at me just real wrong last night.. I didn't go crazy or get too mad with them I gave back the look and went on my way.

If they wanted it real bad with me I had my gun on the seat but they didn't ever have to find that out because we went our ways. It was odd too because they had an older Cadillac about the same year as mine and they had bought it at the same (out of town) dealership where I bought mine..

Stranger yet was the black guys had the black Cadillac and the white guy (me) had the white Cadillac- it is usually the other of the way around.

clicker 08-24-2006 06:07 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Shocking
100% true and 150% right. no mater the color. but for some reason black people (and i'm black) believe that everyone is being racist with them. so they feel free to talk like that and they still believe they are not being racist.
bottom line: respect if you want to be respected

It was a sad situation really. I am thinking they were in there early 20's.
This really upset me but at the same time I was wrong for doing what I did
because it didnt solve anything except maybe they will think twice before provoking someone for no reason. I blame the parents not them.

brand0n 08-24-2006 06:09 AM

cracker....

MrMaxwell 08-24-2006 06:10 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by clicker
It was a sad situation really. I am thinking they were in there early 20's.
This really upset me but at the same time I was wrong for doing what I did
because it didnt solve anything except maybe they will think twice before provoking someone for no reason. I blame the parents not them.


Well I can't say much about what you did because I won't hesitate to drive right over someone who attacks me and I've sad that many times but you never know what's coming- they called you a crackka and you tried to drive over them..
Attempted murder if they want to make it some of a thing more than a thing of the something :helpme

clicker 08-24-2006 06:12 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MrMaxwell
Be careful,
They might shoot you next time.
A couple black dudes who obviously didn't like white people (me for example) looked at me just real wrong last night.. I didn't go crazy or get too mad with them I gave back the look and went on my way.

If they wanted it real bad with me I had my gun on the seat but they didn't ever have to find that out because we went our ways. It was odd too because they had an older Cadillac about the same year as mine and they had bought it at the same (out of town) dealership where I bought mine..

Stranger yet was the black guys had the black Cadillac and the white guy (me) had the white Cadillac- it is usually the other of the way around.

I thought about that and I dont carry a gun. I have a bat to protect myself.
I should have ignored it but at the same time dont think it should be tolerated. I have to drive a bad part of town sometimes thats just the way it is. I should probably take the long way from now on.

crockett 08-24-2006 06:12 AM

Honkey....

jimthefiend 08-24-2006 06:13 AM

Translation:

Four black guys were standing on a corner while I was stopped at a light. I was scared shitless and avoided making eye contact. Instead, I surreptitiously made sure my doors and windows were locked while pretending that I was not in fact, wetting my pants.

DEA - banned for life 08-24-2006 06:16 AM

http://images.ibsys.com/2002/0426/1420892.jpg:1orglaugh :1orglaugh...last time i saw 4 black guys on a corner i said "yo wich one of you guys got the dime bags?"...1 walked up ..pulled out a sack of about hundred little baggies and said " wattup crackah how meny jew need":pimp

BVF 08-24-2006 06:19 AM

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Spunky 08-24-2006 06:20 AM

Shank whitey

clicker 08-24-2006 06:22 AM

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Originally Posted by crockett
Honkey....

You will go far in life.

escorpio 08-24-2006 06:25 AM

Less than 1% of the population where I live is black so we don't have any problems with racism.

jimthefiend 08-24-2006 06:25 AM

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Originally Posted by BVF

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notabook 08-24-2006 06:28 AM

Black people often travel in a troop in order to confuse and disorient their prey. While their prey is thoroughly confused by their odd movements and horrid attempts at speaking the English language, a smaller monkey, uh I mean black person, will often attempt to steal something from the intended target. If the target catches on and attempts to stop the smaller, weaker black person from stealing his possessions, the larger shaven gorillas will often jump into the fray, madly beating their chest and sputtering words such as ?shizzle? and ?nizzle? in an attempt to lull their target into fear. 7/10 times they are successful and the target will either run off in a random direction attempting to escape, or give up his or her possessions willingly to the large negroids.

Thanks to the famous studies done by L.C. Whitehammer, those who are targeted by blacks now have several successful way to effectively fight back and no longer are forced to give up their possessions in the heat of the moment. One is the baiting maneuver in which you throw the negroids a bucket of fried chicken. They will fight each other over it and take care of themselves for you. If fried chicken isn?t available, the second method is the reverse-double-bluff confusion method in which you throw either a gigantic pair of plush dice or anything made of purple satin at them. They will stare at awe at the item(s) and be utterly confused, giving you ample time to take them down one at a time.

In a pinch, don?t be afraid to offer up your girlfriend as bait in order to get the upper hand. There is nothing more tempting to a large black man than a white woman (they rarely care about the appearance or size of said woman, so if she?s a cow don?t worry; they won?t care) and by using a modified version of Whitehammer?s reverse-double-bluff confusion method, you can often times duplicate success rates up to 70%. While she may be no substitute for gigantic plush dice or purple satin, she will often provide enough of a distraction allowing you to call for help. IT IS NOT recommended you take on blacks once they set eyes on a white woman; they may become enraged as their genitals become gorged with blood and attack anything in site at an attempt to mate with the white female.

yota71 08-24-2006 06:41 AM

Sorry that had to happen to you. There are idiots in every race. As far as them maybe shooting you ("Be careful,
They might shoot you next time.")
that is unlikely, I don't understand that line of thinking.

The fact is that most shootings done by blacks are against other blacks. If a black man shoots a black man it's more acceptable. If he shoots a white guy. They will put him under the prison. Twenty year olds are still kids trying to prove something. Hopefully they learned a good lesson.

MattO 08-24-2006 06:43 AM

Nice going, cracker.

yota71 08-24-2006 06:47 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by notabook
Black people often travel in a troop in order to confuse and disorient their prey. While their prey is thoroughly confused by their odd movements and horrid attempts at speaking the English language, a smaller monkey, uh I mean black person, will often attempt to steal something from the intended target. If the target catches on and attempts to stop the smaller, weaker black person from stealing his possessions, the larger shaven gorillas will often jump into the fray, madly beating their chest and sputtering words such as ?shizzle? and ?nizzle? in an attempt to lull their target into fear. 7/10 times they are successful and the target will either run off in a random direction attempting to escape, or give up his or her possessions willingly to the large negroids.

Thanks to the famous studies done by L.C. Whitehammer, those who are targeted by blacks now have several successful way to effectively fight back and no longer are forced to give up their possessions in the heat of the moment. One is the baiting maneuver in which you throw the negroids a bucket of fried chicken. They will fight each other over it and take care of themselves for you. If fried chicken isn?t available, the second method is the reverse-double-bluff confusion method in which you throw either a gigantic pair of plush dice or anything made of purple satin at them. They will stare at awe at the item(s) and be utterly confused, giving you ample time to take them down one at a time.

In a pinch, don?t be afraid to offer up your girlfriend as bait in order to get the upper hand. There is nothing more tempting to a large black man than a white woman (they rarely care about the appearance or size of said woman, so if she?s a cow don?t worry; they won?t care) and by using a modified version of Whitehammer?s reverse-double-bluff confusion method, you can often times duplicate success rates up to 70%. While she may be no substitute for gigantic plush dice or purple satin, she will often provide enough of a distraction allowing you to call for help. IT IS NOT recommended you take on blacks once they set eyes on a white woman; they may become enraged as their genitals become gorged with blood and attack anything in site at an attempt to mate with the white female.

Youve been going to those hooded costume parties again I see.

imafuckingaussie 08-24-2006 06:49 AM

Crazy shit, either a) u made it up b) your a hard ass and good on ya or c) th guys were really small and your 6 foot 5 ) Glad we dont have that sort of black racist violence where I live, thats shit. Werent u concerned the lads had guns on them?

Supz 08-24-2006 06:50 AM

http://www.americandanny.com/images/whiteboy.jpg

had to post this

notabook 08-24-2006 06:52 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by yota71
Youve been going to those hooded costume parties again I see.

You know it. :thumbsup
They teach Negro Survival 101 there, very informative. It's amazing what you can accomplish with a slice of watermelon or a chicken wing or a glass of grape drink. Almost all blacks are susceptible to the simplest of distractions! Unfortunately if the distraction fails? their anger knows no bounds. At times their strength can grow as much as 4x as much as a human beings.

yota71 08-24-2006 07:00 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by notabook
You know it. :thumbsup
They teach Negro Survival 101 there, very informative. It's amazing what you can accomplish with a slice of watermelon or a chicken wing or a glass of grape drink. Almost all blacks are susceptible to the simplest of distractions! Unfortunately if the distraction fails? their anger knows no bounds. At times their strength can grow as much as 4x as much as a human beings.

Yeah desception and running seem to be pattern with some folks.

scardog 08-24-2006 07:03 AM

Take it as a compliment. If your ancestors were owned and whipped when they got out of line, and then a war between crackers is what freed you, wouldn't you be a little peeved? A violent reaction to a couple of punks is not called for.

MrMaxwell 08-24-2006 07:17 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by clicker
I thought about that and I dont carry a gun. I have a bat to protect myself.
I should have ignored it but at the same time dont think it should be tolerated. I have to drive a bad part of town sometimes thats just the way it is. I should probably take the long way from now on.



Agreed.
Shit shouldn't be tolerated but a stand taken at 3am on a lonely badland street might just be the wrong one.:thumbsup

MrMaxwell 08-24-2006 07:18 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by yota71
Sorry that had to happen to you. There are idiots in every race. As far as them maybe shooting you ("Be careful,
They might shoot you next time.")
that is unlikely, I don't understand that line of thinking.

The fact is that most shootings done by blacks are against other blacks. If a black man shoots a black man it's more acceptable. If he shoots a white guy. They will put him under the prison. Twenty year olds are still kids trying to prove something. Hopefully they learned a good lesson.


Well let us see here if they'll put him under the prison for shooting a white guy,,, and if the kids are out to prove something...
See :upsidedow

longboardjim 08-24-2006 07:42 AM

..."i'm not racist , i hate everyone equally!"... :)

my mother having been married 5 times produced what i like to affectionately call my own "united nations of brothers" ( i begged her for the longest to make 2 more brothers so i could live "the seven chinese brothers" - book , but she said no)
so it's quite impossible for me to be "racist" , i do have a problem with "ignorance" wether it be your attitude (you'd like to piss perfume and sh*t icecream wouldn't ya?) or your lack of gathered information to make a sound judgement (everyone knows you should touch a hot stove to see what hot feels like!)

sincerely ~ ..."don't let my get my jap/chin/flip/mex/blk/wht brothers on your a**!"...

yota71 08-24-2006 07:43 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MrMaxwell
Well let us see here if they'll put him under the prison for shooting a white guy,,, and if the kids are out to prove something...
See :upsidedow


Sorry I'm slow today, no coffee... Elaborate a little

evilclown 08-24-2006 07:51 AM

Next time that happens just repeat this phrase:

"Serenity Now, Serenity Now"

That will make you feel a lot better.

phypon 08-24-2006 09:08 AM

Next time just go into a turette (sp) syndromesque rage. Sitting in the car start shouting things like, "CRACKER, I'm a fffffffucking cracker, ass..ass, ass, shit...cracker. The window fuck eggs, cracker mutha, mutha fucka. Crack..crack..er, er, er, er, er, er...(start shaking and twitching here, and I mean really twitching)...hey hey hey, arrgghh, fuck, fuck, car, car, cunt fucker dick shit, vrooooooom, vrooooom, fuck, cracker.....

You get the idea.

Fucksakes 08-24-2006 09:31 AM

Ive seen a guy driving by and a black guy on a bike, and the black guy kicked dudes car cause he was too close or something, the dude got outta his car and 1 punch knocked the guy out, got back into his car and drove off, not a single word was spoken.

*how come on cops they are always running after black ppl?"

Tom_PM 08-24-2006 09:45 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by scardog
Take it as a compliment. If your ancestors were owned and whipped when they got out of line, and then a war between crackers is what freed you, wouldn't you be a little peeved? A violent reaction to a couple of punks is not called for.

What if your ancestors were abolishionists who ran an underground railroad house and actively lobbied for the abolishion of slavery?

NoWhErE 08-24-2006 09:49 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by clicker
I am at light and having a bad day. I am minding my own business
and one of the guys walking down the street with his 3 buddies says "whats up cracker!" I said why did you call me a cracker? He is "i bet you wont get out of that car" I said. " Oh really?" I popped the trunk where I have a nice bat and got out. "I bet you wouldnt be so tough without your friends, I should follow you to your house". I think they were a little suprised as they started the to walk away and cross the street. The light turned green, I jumped backed in the car and stomped on the gas right at them. They went running like little bitches and I was 2 seconds from mowing them down and at the last second I turned away barley missing the one. I am glad I did not kill them with my car but I was having a bad day and they talked shit to the wrong caucasion I do not consider myself a racist but somehow this really pissed me off and I almost lost everything for belief that it is wrong for anyone to throw racist remarks to innocent people no matter what the color.



Actually, that would have been the perfect opportunity to adorn your white pointy hoodie. :upsidedow

Huskie 08-24-2006 09:52 AM

Nice fairy tale tough guy.

tranza 08-24-2006 09:59 AM

WTF is a meek?

Axzar 08-24-2006 10:00 AM

You should have called them crackers first.

clicker 08-24-2006 11:35 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MattO
Nice going, cracker.

not as effective coming from you whitey :pimp

clicker 08-24-2006 11:45 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by imafuckingaussie
Crazy shit, either a) u made it up b) your a hard ass and good on ya or c) th guys were really small and your 6 foot 5 ) Glad we dont have that sort of black racist violence where I live, thats shit. Werent u concerned the lads had guns on them?

100% true story I have no reason to make it up. I just was tired and didnt feel like ignoring it. I would do anything to help somone that wanted to be helped in life. I made pour judgement and lesson learned. If something like that happens again I will walk or run away to avoid the situation. Just wanted to share the story to hear simular experiences and what others would do. I often drove through this what some say is a bad neighborhood asking why and wishing I could change things. I still do.


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