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Man Attempted Suicide Over 100x -- Rescued each time!
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A man was rescued from hanging himself on a tree in Nanjing on Monday, marking 100-plus failed attempts at suicide over the past three years. Shi, from Ningbo of Zhejiang Province, divorced his wife in 2003. Afterward, the middle-aged man felt his life to be meaningless and decided to end it. Since 2003, he has tried to kill himself more than 100 times but has always been rescued. source: http://www.chinadaily.com.cn how pathetic |
sounds like an attention seeker...
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These where things like jumping off cliffs into the sea and off multi story car parks. She jumped in front of a train, mistimed it and bounced off the side and landed on her ass back on the platform. Broke most of the bones in her body - but lived. She ended up getting raped by one of the other patients got pregnant and died of 'natural' causes during the pregnancy. She might not sound it but she was great fun - we used have hysterics about all her misadventures.... |
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wow he sucks at killing himself haha, needs kevorkian!
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he is lucky(still alive after 100 sucide attempts) one or unlucky(100 attempts with failure) one?
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How is that even possible? He needs medication.
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Mr. Romance |
what a fuck up...
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Fuck, I can give him a hand if he wants! :pimp |
How did he considers himself after the attempts and the many times he has been rescued?
LUCKY or UNLUCKY??? There's got to be more to life |
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jk :1orglaugh |
fucking idiot needs to buy a 357 and end his shit already.
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That was one unfortunate lady by the sounds of it. But it is often the case that life is much funnier/more tragic than anything you could possibly dream up! Damn, 100 failed suicide attempts..... Can't help his sense of accomplishment.... :Oh crap |
I would say give it up! There must be some reason for him to life...
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if you really REALLY want to kill yourself, you can do it...
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why cant he just shoot himself...that would be pretty quick.
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It'd take me a good amount of time to get my hands on a gun. |
Just the law of averages should have made him successful.
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Life is to short as it is, besides I have to many things to do that I would not be able to find the time for suicide.
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At least the people there not getting tired of rescuing him... hahhahaa
Cant you see dude, you dont deserve to die! ;) |
on the third documented attempt the paramedics should put these failures out of their mysery.
add up all the time these guys waste saving people that dont want to fucking live... and imagine the next time your grandma falls down the steps and breaks her hip and the paramedics cant get there for 40 minutes cause some asshat dont know how to kill himself proper is being treated for rope burn on his neck cause he cant pick out a strong enough branch to tie off to. |
underachiever
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wow
guess they really don't want him on 'the other side' :1orglaugh |
none of you seem to understand what is happening...
it's not that he does _NOT_know_how_ to kill himself but rather he is >>>RESCUED EACH TIME<<< _thats_different_ |
He needs a gun.
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what an idiot! How hard can it be to kill yourself if your really want to? I'm glad I'll never find out! Im gonna die 99 years old in the arms of my wife! |
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Well if he keeps trying, he may convert at 1:120 someday.
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:1orglaugh :1orglaugh it's all about the ratio! and in this case, his sponsor is only giving out near-death experiences while withholding full death in fear of a chargeback :1orglaugh |
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shotty to the face..cant go wrong
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