court tomorrow morning - bottle of booze i allegedly stole at a club
 

I just prepared my speech ill be giving to the judge and it came out beautiful - its like a scene out of that lawyer movie with john travolta about the dirty water. Still, it would be a small miracle if i win this but if you dont try anything youll never win anything. Ill be back tomorrow with the outcome

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just want your 15 minutes of court fame? ;P

And why did you steal a bottle of booze ?

Why would they want to take ya to court over a $20 bottle of booze?

short story:
- grabbed a bottle from bar at club
- a while later i was grabbed by some bouncers: "pay 100 euros or we call police"
- didnt pay ofcourse, police came, courtcase was born

Tell them you're in AA and that you are a very sick man

Why you would tell GFY about this is beyond me.

im pretty excited about this shit, always had it with court cases... ive won 1 out of them all, but the feeling you get of beating the system is fucking great

So basically, you did steal a bottle of booze. What the fuck? :helpme

shorter story:
- you stole a bottle of booze and got caught

so you are basically a theif is what you are telling us

did you also steal a wallet at the vegas show a few weeks back what about that shoulder back a couple of days ago

you are a theif plain and simple :2 cents:

everyone needs to remember this guys nick for the next time he is at a show and something gets stolen

Prepare for ass reaming from big black mens

what was in the bottle? vodka? tequila?

stealing is bad, ok?

You want the truth??? You cant handle the truth!... The truth is I spend 80 hours a week making wooden shoes and tending to my tulips. You think your average man wants to be out there walking that line? That line between clogs and tulips, and RISKING HIS LIFE if a dike should spring a leak? IS THAT WHAT YOU REALLY WANT? You KNOW down deep, deep in your gut YOU WANT ME OUT THERE. You NEED ME OUT THERE! You want me cobbling shoes and growing tulips so you can go along with your boring lives of fucking tight pussy and partying while I spend my time making shoes and growing flowers. YOU CANT HANDLE THE TRUTH!

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Just tell him someone else put the bottle in your pocket. Works every time!

That Movie sucked.

Watch Boyalley starting to pick up bottles at da club

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I think I just soiled myself. :thumbsup

lol - :1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

Just because you so much effort into it :)

hahaha I love all the dumb asses calling me a thief! Tell that to the judge who just dropped the charges of theft, and dropped the 100 euro charges, making it a total of only 1 glass i have to pay of a whopping...... €1.80 :1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

im so fucking good its not even funny anymore... once again i prevailed hahahaa

Was little effort. About 30 seconds of work. Flowed right off my fingertips. :thumbsup

congrats now you can afford to buy me drinks when i come to NL

I'm not so sure that's something you want to admit to being proud of...

it looks like a copy and paste of all your previous posts, that shouldnt take long... but mixing your old posts up with the movie does deserve a B+ for effort

only if you want to hold hands

That's when you know you have a drinking problem.

haha, so how come the you only had to pay 1.80?

That's pretty cheap for a glass. What kind of crap do you drink? Apfelkorn? Bessen? LOL

gin....... the court didnt have an idea what 1 glass would cost so they said 1.80 lol.. its prolly 4 euros or something.

what was that film called with travolta?

Congrats on "winning".....

1.8EUR for a drink?
What's the pub address, quick?! :-)

and you are a holy smuck who never has tried to do anything borderline.

Sure it's stealing but we all been there, hammered, shitfaced and in good company and someone get's a less than brilliant idea like that.

You can hardly compare it with stealing a wallet....

If course you should be fined for doing this but that's it.

I would not have the slightest problem dealing with a shitfaced guy in a way too good mood who I saw steal a bottle of boose.
I would however never work with a guy who stole a wallet from another person or a guy who stole something from a supermarket.
It's a double standard but heck at least I can see the world in other colors than black and white.

Let us know when you taste your first beer mr. FakeNick. I am sure it will be a great day for you :pimp

Everyone needs to remember not to hang out with your boring ass next time you are at a show :1orglaugh

You are as much of an idiot as nico-tool is. Just as dishonest too it appears.

So you're bragging about getting away with theft?

i guess its an age and culture thing

if you're with guys aged 19, having no money, and their main goal is to get drunk, then they can do some stupid shit like steal a bottle of some wine or whatever it was

nothing to be proud about, but neither is passing out in the public when you're drunk etc but most guys did it at their late teen's or early 20's probably

things like that happen when you're drunk and when you want to feel free etc, when you're young

especially when you're with people who have no money , like poor students etc.. for them saving 5 bucks on a drink is an achievement

most people have been there I guess...

so you have done this before and got away with it also :helpme