About to go eat at McDonalds, that is inside of a Wal Mart.
 

Yup think I will just go to one of the local McDonalds to get some 500 calorie McRibs, though I think I shall skip the drive through and go to the one that is inside the local Wal Mart.

That way I can eat two to four McRibs, a small fry, and a medium coke easy ice and watch people enter passed the greeters to go grazing with shoping carts.

Its the ultimate gfy fuck you. Oh they may have wireless too.

But have you tried the McGriddle though!? That's some nasty tasty shit!! Honestly everything at MacDs is sick (ie gross) and will make you sick (health) but every now and then it tastes soooo good doesn't it!

will you be buying microsoft vitsa too?

If you go tho, no parking in a handicapped parking spot, you gotta go for the full experience & suffer like the rest of us. :winkwink:

Be sure and take 28kids with you as it always seem thats required to enter a Walmart. :pimp

It doesnt make me sick. I am also under weight. I do not like the McGriddle though I like the other breakfast items, just rarely get their in time.
There is very little there that actually is gross. Ok well I can think of a few menu items that I dislike but gross? no.

However I do have slight issue going to Wal Mart but alas I may take one for the team.

Mds i will not eat at...there food is so gross
i dnt even knw wht to say bout Mds, but one time
my friend and i went to go eat ther and she found a
cockroach in her buger, thts some nasty shit
ill never eat ther!!!!

Only if you let them run wild and free with no supervision once you get in the store with them... :thumbsup

I never get to use those anyways. ADDA laws says fat fucks are dissabled and get to park close to store instead of walking their fat ass an extra 200 feet. We can not have fat people's knees blowing up in the parking lot spraying blood, gore, and gravy all over everything. Hell the sight alone may cause another fat fuck to have a heart attack and fall on a toddler and squishing them flat. So they get all the handicapped space.

Me I have been and typically am forced to park somewhere south of BFE in the neither regions of parking lots. Not that it matters though. I could park 400 feet from all other vehicles and when I get back there will be two SUV's so damn close to each side of me that I will not be able to get in until they finish shopping. Despite that there will now be just our three cars 400 feet from all other cars.

Im telling ya murphy likes to ass fuck me.

ASM. you are one funny guy. If you ever make it down to Mexico, please let me know. I would love to buy you a drink.

Oh. and we dont have many handy cap parking spaces here. hell for that matter we dont have much in the way of sidewalks either. But we can make a fun evening of it. Hit some of the titty bars and what not. I will have the girls carry you in and feel you up at the same time.

Oh,. Bring the wife.

MMmmm McGriddle..... Those are wicked good!

Sure pornguy, I just need to get a damn passport now. Mine expired and well I never needed if for Mexico and Canada before so I let it lapse.

Hmm can not bring my van either, that shit will get stolen and most rental cars say no can make run for the border. Hmm must figure out transpo.


Wait a second, bring the wife? She is mine you realize this right? K... Didnt see your wife etc. Do not trust all you porn guys and your name actually is pornguy.

O'Toole's commentary on Murphy's Law:

"Murphy was an optimist."

That's awesome... indeed. Screw the "we are holier than thou" crap that is GFY and do what you want to do. If it means eating a good sandwich that others call crap... do it. If it means going and saving some cash by buying cheap... do it.

Who cares what the gold plated titans of GFY think with their "we only buy stuff that costs $100k or more" BS that flows so freely around here.

Believe it or not, down here not that man US cars get stolen. They steal them in San diego and bring them down,

Oh. and yeah just bring her so she can do some shopping.

Well like I said I do dislike wal mart. But I figure I am just using them and costing them money. I get to eat my fatty sandwhich while enjoying Wal Marts climate control, its lighting, its should be retired but forced to work cause the economy is so damn good 86 year old greeters, and watching their patrons play in the womens lingerie section. It is kitty corner from the tables afterall so I can check out the new upcoming milf talent as they buy Gstrings for their kid that is half her moms age. (Flame alert - talent = mom not 12 year old daughter, ya sick fucks)

I love her. She would rather work or hang out instead of shop. She actually dislikes shopping. I so scored.

Funny same with mine. Mine also does not mind the stips clubs.

:)

mmmm... we don't get the McRib in Canada very often.

i think ive seen this guy perform this very same clap a couple years ago in NYC

:1orglaugh:thumbsup

I shop at wally world and used to eat at the mickeyd's there too :)

that sounds like a pretty good time to me actually. i usually go to the subway in my local wal-mart!

Try the Royale with cheese.

Well done. :thumbsup

Try the Chicken Snack Wraps, both Ranch and Chipotle BBQ are good. Only thing I eat at McDs lately.

I am so happy with myself.
4 mcribs with extra sauce and pickles. (2000 calories + 200 or so for sauce)
1 large fries. (570 calories)
4 katchup packets (60 calories)
32 oz chocolate milk shake (1160 calories)
1 large coke easy ice. (310 to 350 calories)
2 apple pies (540 calories)

One meal 4880 calories, tasted fanfuckingtastic.
Watching future whores ignoring their children licking the floors while they oh and awe over chinese G-Strings, just priceless.

I also think I saw some dude rip off Wal Mart. Saw him come in, do some shit that was not to far away yet near no register. Then I swear I saw him carry a mystery bag that materialized out of nowhere while he was cruising the clothes isles just filled with clothes. Well he walks with this newly filled wal mart bag full of clothes and then heads straight to customer service to the refund line. Dude had crazy balls. Almost felt like screaming out that he was a thief, then thought fuck it... I know what he did was not right, I know it was stealing but fuck them they are Wal mart. Odds are if it was any local store I would have mentioned something. Instead I just stuck with eating my apple pie.

Oh back to fucked up whore. I couldnt keep my mouth shut with her. I ended up yelling over to her to please shut her kid up, he was interrupting my meal. Kid was on the ground licking the fucking floor and yelling something about transformers. She told me to fuck off, I hollered back that I didnt want to cut into her business. I guess I lowered myself for yelling in a store and all. I honestly think I was effected by the air.

Oh well it was fun, food was good and oh so terrible for me. Go ahead inform me of how I will die now.

You're gonna die now... and I wanna join ya. That sounds like a damn tasty meal :1orglaugh

we have a mcdonalds in our walmart, I eat there every time I go to walmart....god I love mcdonalds

Glad you went easy on the ice, no sense having a bunch of ice cubes disrupting your digestion.

They get in the way of good calories.

I'm on holiday in Canada right now and had a crispy McChicken sandwhich with bacon at McDees the other day...

shit tasted fantastic :thumbsup:thumbsup

they have 4 types of McChicken sandwhich here LOL

This is what Mcrib looks like with sauce wiped off :

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http://www.foodfacts.info/mcrib/

you're telling us you drove to McDicks and ate some crap to say fuck to to a site called gofuckyourself?


idiot

:1orglaugh

see any nice camouflage pants there (size 40) ?

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The ultimate show of capitalism, a mcds in a wal mart

Now that just made my entire week right there. Thank you.

No sleezy I ate at McD's cause I wanted a Mcrib and they are not available anywhere else. I just chose the McD's inside of Wal Mart as an added element of fun to have something to post about here since there was dual crap going on about both McD's and Wal Mart. I would of ended up in a McD's regardless. We have several in town and they are all approx. about same distance from me, so yes the location choice was purely for gofuckyourself.

Though please note I did not name drop any expensive cars I want everyone to know I own, I did not drive past any of my other residences nor investment properties and felt compelled to post about it, and hell whats wrong with a little fun.

Yes I did eat crap food, I know I over did it when it comes to fat calories, cholesterol, sodium, and a few other things. However I am way under weight anyways and I eat healthy so damn often that if I feel like placing a straw into a grease trap and sucking away I can.